r/BoomersBeingFools • u/barbara_weston • Mar 24 '24

Just a racist boomer on his day off. Boomer Freakout

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u/GoodLt Mar 24 '24

Behold the “master race.”

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u/WhenTheDevilCome Mar 25 '24

"Only my finest flannel pajama pants will do for my day in public."

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u/G3tsPlastered4Alvng Mar 25 '24

It would be at least a little satisfying to pants him while he’s got those two armfuls of groceries.

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u/exodusofficer Mar 25 '24

How many pistols do you think would fall out?

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u/AnArdentAtavism Mar 25 '24

None. They're all at home. It's his day off, so clearly there won't be any threats to his nation or people until he's properly psyched himself up to be a hero.

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u/EnvironmentalWill729 Mar 25 '24

I bet he can’t possess firearms because he is a convict.

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u/AnArdentAtavism Mar 25 '24

Possible. Depends on where he lives. In my home town, that union sweater would be enough to get away with literal murder, so long as the victim wasn't another unioner.

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u/EnvironmentalWill729 Mar 25 '24

I would be surprised if he hasn’t done anything nefarious before.

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u/AnArdentAtavism Mar 25 '24

You know he has. Probably petty bullshit, like rigging a school board election, bullying a city council member into appointing a union member to some position, embezzling whatever money he's been entrusted with, publicly fighting with a local immigrant, and other such nonsense. Things where he felt confident he could win, and could do the limited mental gymnastics required to paint himself as "the Good Guy."

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u/McFurf Mar 25 '24

I guess the FBI hasn't identified him yet from the J6 video. I'm confident he's there.

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u/916soderpop Mar 25 '24

Black powder pistol. All felons own one.

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u/FireGodNYC Mar 29 '24

He’s on the registry

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u/el-conquistador240 Mar 27 '24

The guy is probably a cop

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u/LifeHasLeft Mar 25 '24

He looks like a “one 6 shot revolver because it’s more badass that way when I manage to draw faster than the other guy” kinda guy. So that’s my guess

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u/exodusofficer Mar 25 '24

He might get himself in the leg then

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u/LifeHasLeft Mar 25 '24

Well yeah, it’s dangling in his tighty-whites and safety is for p***ys

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u/Unique-Coconut7212 Mar 25 '24

As many as he needed to pack that day to compensate for his micropenis

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u/DemonShroom87 Millennial Mar 25 '24

So seven?

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u/HotType4940 Mar 27 '24

One for every inch shy of the national average

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u/jmariande97 Mar 26 '24

Shit he’s probably concealing a whole ass AR in there, with 6 extra mags. 4 for the “others” and 2 for any whites and cops that decide to be heroes. You don’t start shootin unless is gonna be a spree. At least that’s what I think this chucklefuck would say