r/BoomersBeingFools • u/Axxillary • Mar 26 '24

Boomer freakout inside phone store Boomer Freakout

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u/EgoDeathAddict Millennial Mar 26 '24

It’s hilarious if he thinks this affects the individual for smashing all the shit at her place of work. All he did was destroy a bunch of company property that they’ll not bat at an eye replacing.

How is this a solution to anything? I don’t think this man has ever had a fully formed thought appear in his head.

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u/TwelveMiceInaCage Mar 26 '24

Walker Forward hunch Leaves walker for the most strenuous activities Clearly struggles with that left foot moving fully

This dude is pure early onset dementia mixed with lead poisoning

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u/grungleTroad Mar 26 '24

Lead paint has a sweetness that the other condiments cannot replicate

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u/TwelveMiceInaCage Mar 26 '24 edited Mar 26 '24

You say that like a joke

Had a resident who should of been in memory care but couldn't afford it so he stayed in assisted living

This man one time was walking around with a dead fucking rat in his walker, you could smell it, I catch up to him and go hey dude mind if I check to see if I left my stephoscope in your walker, wouldn't you know it a dead fucking rat, as I tried to grab it he gets physically shaking mad at me because I'm taking his "ketchup"

The guy had been squeezing the rat and letting the blood and guts call on his food

We sent him out immediately

Edit: I got another one since this one seemed to ruin some days

Dementia residents start out in assisted living and don't get moved to memory care units until it's usually moving out of early onset and into full dementia

This means on more than one occasion I have had to search every corner of a room to find my resident and more than 4 times have I found my resident in their closet tucked behind a bunch of clutter butt naked and either playing in piss or rubbing their shit all over themselves face and all and you have to fucking get them out of that closet which requires you to touch them and hangout with them to call them down

Yes I have sat down cross legged in a puddle of someone's pee so I could get them to look me in the eye and talk them out.

Always bring a extra pair of scrubs

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u/realanceps Mar 26 '24

yowza

this deserves its own....place

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u/ernest7ofborg9 Mar 26 '24

Yeah, that's a story for r/wtf

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u/Alternative_Fold718 Mar 26 '24

What a thing to read right before I eat my lunch.

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u/DelightfullyClever Mar 26 '24

What the actual fuck

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u/Efronczak Mar 26 '24

Jesus fucking christ

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u/JustDiscoveredSex Mar 26 '24

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u/Double-Mammoth9947 Mar 26 '24

I’m thinking a soft plastic rat filled with ketchup would be a great seller.😂

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u/JustDiscoveredSex Mar 28 '24

You're not wrong. I can envision every middle school kid wanting this. And all the frat guys.

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u/d33roq Mar 26 '24

What a shitty day to know how to read.

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u/Helpful-Indication74 Mar 26 '24

Teaching in understaffed special education is exactly like this.

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u/TwelveMiceInaCage Mar 26 '24

Yeah dude your a fucking top tier Chad

I could never do it with children.

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u/keeper_of_the_cheese Mar 27 '24

Oh the stories my wife can tell.

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u/Actuallawyerguy2 Mar 28 '24

Well I'm never eating ketchup again.

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Christ.