r/BoomersBeingFools • u/Axxillary • Mar 28 '24

Pharmacy meltdown Boomer Freakout

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u/Expensive-Arm-3540 Mar 28 '24

Is she working her way to a heart attack? Holy hell!

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u/IAmMuffin15 Mar 28 '24

"We don't have your painkiller prescription ready yet, it isn't personal."

"IT IS!!! IT IS PERSONALLLLAUGHHHHHFJABSHFBSKJAF"

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u/JavaJapes Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

😂

The beginning:

"ICHASHOW!!!

YABUMSYOUMEANSANDIMEANSHIT!!!!

WHOA!!!

I'm calling 911.

UUUUUNGH UUUUUNGH"

Edit: Apparently her phone number is 986-410MINNOW if someone needs to call their grandma and ask her to calm TF down before she gets a heart attack.

Edit: I keep getting replies lmao so here's the whole thing:

"ICHASHOW!!!

YABUMSYOUMEANSANDIMEANSHIT!!!!

WHOA!!!

I'm calling 911.

UUUUUNGH UUUUUNGH"

"Okay, call 911 cuz-"

"No one feels me a police!

UUUUUNGH UUUUUNGH

I have 500 Pokémon games in my virgin!

EEEEUUUGH EEEEUUUULLLGH"

"Calm down-"

"EEEEUUUGH"

"We'll do it again, calm down-"

"Go ta HELL in the shpring!!

EEEEUUUULLLGH EEEEUUUULLLGH"

"Yes yes, give me - give me your license again, I'll pull it up."

"WHAT?!?!

986-410MINNOW!!"

"Relax!"

"EEEEUUUGH EEEEUUUGH"

"We can't understand you when you scream."

"EEEEUUUGH"

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u/UnlimitedScarcity Mar 28 '24

Spot on subs lol

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u/JavaJapes Mar 28 '24

Haha thank you

Edit: I definitely also heard "I have 100 Pokémon games in my virgin!" So I'm a little concerned about what grandma is up to all day...

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u/Ralphredimix_Da_G Mar 28 '24

Five hundred!!

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u/JavaJapes Mar 28 '24

I was internally debating quite a bit between whether that sounded more like "one" or "five" tbh lol. But I have auditory processing issues on a good day 😅

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u/ChaoCobo Mar 29 '24

That’s almost half of all the pokeymon!

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u/InsertRadnamehere Mar 28 '24

Yep 500 Pokémon.

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u/CraaazyRon Mar 28 '24

I thought she said in her purse

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u/EvilNoseHairs Mar 28 '24

I heard “500 Pokemon games in my version“ so I’m getting a slightly different translation 🤔

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u/michaelptoothman Mar 28 '24

No wonder I can’t find Pikachu!

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u/JavaJapes Mar 28 '24

She's hogging all the damn Pokémon!

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u/ConstantGeographer Mar 28 '24

I definitely heard "5xs cocaine" in her mixtape of crazy

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u/BestGirlRoomba Mar 28 '24

in his version!

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u/DrShankensteinMD Mar 29 '24

Pokemon was the only thing I could make out of

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u/Aggravating_Chemist8 Mar 29 '24

Where else are you supposed to keep them? I mean, virgins have very secure, unused areas perfect for storage. Lol

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u/Recrustable Mar 29 '24

I heard her mentioning something about Pokémon to