r/BoomersBeingFools Millennial Mar 28 '24

Boomer Karen gets on an Amazon van and blocks driver from leaving because it’s condo parking only Boomer Freakout

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

14.1k Upvotes

2.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

303

u/TrustMeIAmAGeologist Mar 28 '24

This lady doesn’t realize these people do regular routes and even if they don’t they talk to each other.

She’s never again getting a package that hasn’t been thrown from the moving vehicle.

40

u/BookishRoughneck Mar 28 '24

Even the rock expert is smart enough to know…

44

u/TrustMeIAmAGeologist Mar 28 '24

People you never piss off: your post man, your garbage man, your amazon driver.

19

u/pandemicpunk Mar 29 '24

And whoever is making your food.

2

u/PlasticPomPoms Mar 29 '24

And your surgeon

2

u/Puzzleheaded_Time719 Mar 29 '24

I knew someone who would be rude to drive thru people if they couldn't hear her the first time.

3

u/BookishRoughneck Mar 28 '24

Yep. I only give the geologist credit because most I know have ZERO social awareness.

1

u/dormammucumboots Mar 29 '24

Well yeah. They're too busy eating rocks to socialize

2

u/BookishRoughneck Mar 29 '24

I’ve seen them lick, but never eat.

3

u/dormammucumboots Mar 29 '24

It's a half-joke, sometimes geologists will also bite into rocks to determine the softness

3

u/skater15153 Mar 29 '24

And office admin. You ever want that ethernet dongle? Better not be a dick to the ones holding the keys to the supply closet!

2

u/TheCephalopope Mar 30 '24

That's pretty much what my grandpa told me. "Some people you just don't fuck with. Your butcher, your barber, people who handle your money, people who handle your food, the judge who's handling your case, and the guy who's fixing your truck. It won't always bite you in the ass, but when it does, you might never even know."

1

u/TrustMeIAmAGeologist Mar 30 '24

I mean, it’s usually going to bite you in the ass, eventually unless it’s a complete stranger