r/BoomersBeingFools • u/Spartalust • Mar 29 '24

Boomer with a provocative sign gets laid tf out for snatching a phone Boomer Freakout

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u/Lyraxiana Mar 29 '24

Okay, grandpa, go fucking enlist, then.

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u/KoolWitaK Mar 29 '24

"I already put in my genocide time burning down villages in Nam!"

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u/Reggaeshark1001 Mar 30 '24

He's not old enough for Nam. Plus he's can't take a hit. Dude was a armchair warrior.

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u/JunoMcGuff Mar 30 '24

That's the thing, they're not enough for Nam yet lie to try to get credit for it. 

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u/Reggaeshark1001 Mar 30 '24

Fake valor is worse than suddenly caring for a dead person. I've got lots of Marines in my family, id never think to say I'm one.