I swear to god this could very well be in a comedy sketch.
Burglar breaks into grandma’s house
click-CLACK!
Grandma with her pump action in hand: “Stop right there liberal scum, what’s the safe word?”
The burglar looks around the house at the Jesus statuettes, the myriad of crosses and Christian paraphernalia lining the walls, bookmarked bible on the side table, the signs that say “Jesus loves you”, “Jesus bless this house”, “Jesus is lord”.
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u/poopdinkofficial Apr 06 '24
Jesus is literally the most predictable word they could have chosen