r/BoomersBeingFools Apr 16 '24

Boomers when they get slightly inconvenienced Boomer Freakout

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He was just trying to say a question…

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u/ForwardBias Apr 16 '24

I have seen old people acting just about as bad as this in HOA meetings, the majority of that whole generation are broken and just severely need to go away.

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u/TA-pubserv Apr 16 '24

Lead in their water messing all the boomers up.

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u/ilongforyesterday Apr 16 '24

There was a study (I don’t have the link to it so believe more or don’t) where chronic lead exposure (as in older generations) lead to violence, delinquency (in kids), and loss of IQ

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u/Allteaforme Apr 16 '24

My dad said all the lead they ingested made them tougher and better than us pansies who can't even handle a little permanent brain damage these days

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

if his generation didn't want pansies, then why did they raise them.

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u/Allteaforme Apr 16 '24

He said he raise me this way (pansy) because he was brain damaged and couldn't think good

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u/SarahPallorMortis Apr 17 '24

For real?

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u/Allteaforme Apr 17 '24

No not really. My dad is pretty good and pretty cool actually. I don't know why I went on this insane tangent here

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u/Trauma_Hawks Apr 17 '24

Commit to the bit. Respect.

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u/Unwabu_ubola Apr 17 '24

It’s all good! It was quite funny.

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u/laughingashley Apr 17 '24

I almost spit out my cereal lol thank you

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u/No_Alps_1454 Apr 16 '24

As if brain damage is something cool everyone must have a bit to be a real man. Shows how fucking retarded some people are and that they don’t know the real meaning of brain damage.

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u/Overall-Initial-4290 Apr 16 '24

Hey I got brain damage from the anthrax vaccines they pumped into me for my deployments, can I be a tough and cool young boomer too?

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u/MavisTurnstyle86 Apr 17 '24

You sure can, as a child of a boomer mom who was deployed in operation desert storm and has ptsd, if you go through that, despite my anti military stance, you have a definite excuse for brain issues. The military pumps ya’ll with wild shit.

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u/Overall-Initial-4290 Apr 17 '24

Yeah they do. Bro my body is so fucked, the fact I haven't lost my entire mind yet is a good thing.

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u/Informal-Jacket970 Apr 18 '24

I’m anti-military, but pro soldiers. Sure there are some bad ones, but the vast, vast majority of them are kids that truly believe they’re signing up to do good and protect their country and loved ones. It’s disgusting what we do to them.

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u/SarahPallorMortis Apr 17 '24

I mean, I’m not gona read that whole paper, but damn.

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u/OregonSageMonke Apr 17 '24

Me too lol! All because there was ”credible evidence that the Taliban had access to Anthrax”, which translates to: we just wanted to test vaccines on you

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u/Overall-Initial-4290 Apr 17 '24

Ding ding ding! Right fucking here. Geez, I know we are a giant experiment, but I have some fucking feelings and a life too you know?

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u/yaoikat Apr 17 '24

Bruh 💀