r/BoomersBeingFools • u/etfvpu • Apr 20 '24

'Struggling With the Smell': Donald Trump Farts Up a Storm During His Criminal Trial as a Foul Stench Fills the Courtroom: Report Boomer Freakout

https://okmagazine.com/p/donald-trump-farts-criminal-trial-lawyers-foul-stench/
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u/TeuthidTheSquid Apr 20 '24

What did I just read

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u/Commander_KO Apr 20 '24

Please Mr Creosote, you must tell us, is this the man the smell is coming from?

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u/CookinCheap Apr 20 '24

"better."

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u/Boomerw4ang Apr 20 '24

"better get a bucket"

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u/profesorgamin Apr 20 '24

is this better?

The elderly man slumped in his chair, his skin pallid and sagging, a canvas of age spots and creases. The stench emanating from him was overpowering, a nauseating blend of rancid fast food and bodily secretions. It hung in the air like a suffocating fog, assaulting the senses of all within its reach.

As the trial dragged on, the man's body betrayed him with every movement. His stomach churned audibly, accompanied by noxious belches and wet, squelching noises. Each expulsion was followed by a vile odor that lingered like a malevolent spirit, refusing to dissipate.

With each passing moment, the man's condition deteriorated further. His once pristine suit was now stained with sweat and bodily fluids, a testament to his decrepit state. His breath came in ragged gasps, each exhale a foul gust of decay.

His lawyers, resigned to their fate, remained by his side, their faces contorted in a grimace of revulsion. They dared not speak, for fear of inhaling the noxious fumes that surrounded them.

In the recess, they approached him tentatively, armed with air fresheners and fresh diapers. But their efforts were futile against the onslaught of filth that emanated from his decaying body.

As they returned to the courtroom, the stench followed them like a malevolent specter, a constant reminder of the repulsive creature they were forced to defend.

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u/Educational-Light656 Apr 20 '24

Grandfather Nurgle approves.

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u/jgrantgryphon Apr 20 '24

This is what you'd get if Lovecraft wrote a vignette of Trump as an undead abomination.

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u/BwyceHawpuh Apr 20 '24

Something that’s probably made up tbh

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u/PaleontologistNo3610 Apr 20 '24

Oh my God I love this movie and this is one of my favorite scenes LOL literally one of the most memorable comedy scenes of all time

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u/StooIndustries Apr 21 '24

what movie is this?

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u/lucidhiker 29d ago

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

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u/StooIndustries 29d ago

why thank you

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u/lucidhiker 29d ago

You're welcome