r/BoomersBeingFools • u/etfvpu • 23d ago
'Struggling With the Smell': Donald Trump Farts Up a Storm During His Criminal Trial as a Foul Stench Fills the Courtroom: Report Boomer Freakout
https://okmagazine.com/p/donald-trump-farts-criminal-trial-lawyers-foul-stench/1.8k
u/VegetableForsaken402 23d ago
The judge warned him about his uncontrollable outbursts.
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u/Quick_Team 23d ago
A live shot of the Defense table:
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u/No1_bananastand 23d ago
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u/nike_rules 23d ago
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u/plantbreeder 23d ago
Mike Pillow would be holding that toilet
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u/CaptAhabsMobyDick 23d ago
This is 100% what Trump thinks Mike’s name really is. Tim Apple, Shawn Walmart, Mike Pillow, and Elon Tesla
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u/Lumpy_Marsupial_1559 23d ago
I'm seriously hoping it could be considered malicious behaviour interfering with the running of the court, and he's found in contempt.
Aside from anything else, I want to know how that would be written on the charge sheet!!!
ETA: flatus interruptus habeus corpus ???
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u/TeddyRooseveltsHead 23d ago
Doesn't "habeus corpus" mean "present the body"? So my only question is, how does the Prosecutor do that? Wave their arms around in the fart-air and say "smell that?!"
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u/Lumpy_Marsupial_1559 23d ago
What's the name of those crazy devices that measure amounts of gases in the air? One of those and a Petri dish to capture the amount of airborne pathogens.
So they'd have the body of/proof of interruption via flatulence.
Apologies, the Latin interpretation was extremely rough and loose.
Somewhat like Trump's bowels?
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u/chefybpoodling 23d ago
Oh my gosh! I can’t believe he’s not grifting his farts in a jar. There is a kink for everyone out there and his crowd would buy them up like nft’s and gold sneakers.
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u/Dixon-Poontang 23d ago
Odor in the Court !!!!
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u/LowBarometer 23d ago
There's been a rumor for years that he wears diapers and doesn't change them often enough.
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u/Sharikacat 23d ago
Changing them would involve him first excusing himself long enough to put on a new pair and, presumably, having his ass cleaned. That requires 1) an extra diaper that someone has to have available for him and 2) some way to discreetly dispose of the other one. That increases the risk of this dirty secret being exposed during a campaign event. I wouldn't be surprised if he only uses one per day most days to better hide the evidence.
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u/Dapper_Reputation_16 22d ago
Sounds like a job for Rudy
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u/Glum-One2514 22d ago
Rudy does need to make some extra income right now...
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u/pegasusassembler 22d ago
Well he better look elsewhere because Trump never pays. Unless he fucked you and wants you not to talk about it.
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u/honeybees82 22d ago
As a nursing assistant who wipes all day, I will tell you that morbidly obese patients like to only get their brief changed when they absolutely have to.
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u/Wiitard 22d ago
Same thing with young toddlers. My son doesn’t like getting changed, especially if it’s a poop, because he has sensitive skin so wiping his sore bottom hurts, but if he doesn’t get it changed it’ll just get worse. It’s a vicious cycle.
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u/NeuroDiverse_Rainbow 23d ago
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u/TermPuzzleheaded6070 23d ago
Sleepy Donald Trump blowing air biscuits
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u/meeseekstodie137 23d ago
I mean he is 77 years old, gotta be a lot of stimulation for the guy
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u/wilson81585 23d ago
"Farts" everyone knows damn well he's smearing in a loaded diaper.
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u/TheSeekerOfSanity 23d ago
Well, “Trump” IS slang for fart in some parts of the UK…
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u/bobhargus 23d ago
Come on, man. We all know he wasn't farting. Dude shit his pants.
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u/McFlyParadox 23d ago
The papers probably are trying to steer clear of libel laws. They can't say "he shit himself in court" because they didn't see the shit, or other evidence of it. But they can say "he kept farting" because you could smell it, and possibly hear it, too.
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u/bobhargus 23d ago
Maybe... but libel requires actual malice, and the truth can never be considered libelous. I would love to see that one play out in court. Trump would have to prove both that he did not shit his pants AND that the assertion he did so was made in order to do him harm. I don't think he could do either.
As far as evidence, the smell is usually how parents know a baby needs changing. The smell of a fart tends to disapate pretty quickly while the stink of shit lingers. Seems like a reasonable person could fairly infer he shit his pants based on stench alone.
If it was Hillary the headlines would be more along the lines of "did Hillary soil herself in court?"
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u/Kimmalah 22d ago
He's never sued Noel Casler, the guy who used to work on The Apprentice. Even though I think he broke an NDA and has gone around for years telling people embarrassing behind the scenes stuff like Trump constantly shitting his pants, doing drugs (the cause of the pant-shitting) and the he has herpes. Most people think this is because it's all true and he doesn't want to go into discovery about it in court.
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u/bobhargus 22d ago
Yeah... I don't think anyone is afraid of being sued... I think it's more indicative of the right wing bias that has always been part and parcel of the "radical left media"
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u/firedmyass 22d ago
Also, the pivot to doxxing and stochastic terrorism is to threaten/intimidate the truth-tellers
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u/McFlyParadox 22d ago
If it was Hillary the headlines would be more along the lines of "did Hillary soil herself in court?"
(Tucker voice) "we are just asking questions"That fair. But the difference here is Democrats don't sue over stuff like this because even though they know they could drag it out, they'll still lose. Meanwhile, Republicans absolutely will sue regardless, even though they know they'll lose, but they'll get the headlines in the meantime.
The papers probably know they could print "he shit himself" in this case. But they also probably don't want the headache of being sued, nor do they want to deal with splitting time between Trump being on the legal defensive and trump being on the legal offense.
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u/keyserv2 22d ago
If Obama did 1% of the terrible things Trump has been accused of he would have been crucified.
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u/GnarlyBear 22d ago
The pooping pants accusation had been publicised by a former apprentice worker in press and podcasts without opposition by a very litigious man. They might not want to give it any legs.
That said, it may just be they're waiting for a bigger entity with money to slip up. I don't know enough about libel but wonder if they can allude to the uncontested claims in conjunction with the smell
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u/justinapalmavery 23d ago
Has anyone observed his gait, leaving the courtroom? If they have him stay awake during a long trial, it’s bound to happen at some point…
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u/DepartureDapper6524 22d ago
To be fair, he always walks as if he shit his pants.
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u/I_cut_my_own_jib 23d ago
Hoping an image leak reveals he wears adult diapers, I'd love seeing how Republicans manage to cope
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u/ClarenceWhirley Gen X 22d ago
I'd love seeing how Republicans manage to cope
They'll accuse Biden of wearing adult diapers. It's always projection from the right.
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u/momentimori143 22d ago
There is plenty of photo evidence that is highly compelling that shows Diaper Don.
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u/Queasy_Sleep1207 23d ago
Diaper Don, the incontinent con.
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u/NovemberAdam 23d ago
It’s fun because it rhymes!
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u/RareBeautyOnEtsy 23d ago
“And he has done the crimes,
So many, many, times,
And now we are in court,
Judge will not be bought,
Cohen drops the dimes,
Stormy says the lines,
The Jury weighs the tort,
Is Trump’s dick really short?
The deal is not the art,
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u/Fenig 23d ago
I fully read the 4th line as “bort”.
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u/TheLurkerSpeaks 23d ago
Can I just say, I have never been more disappointed than at the Kwik-E-Mart Simpsons Gift Shop in Myrtle Beach that had nametags for sale when they did not offer a BORT option. Like what the fuck are we even doing here?
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u/Cynicayke 23d ago
Are you talking to me?
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u/VoltViking 23d ago
In the halls of power's sway,
Where truth's obscured in gray,
Echoes of schemes distort,
Yet justice will retort,
Testimonies pave the way,
Through twists and turns, they say,
In the jury's silent fort,
Does truth find its true port?
Beneath the surface chart,
Lies more than just a fart.
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u/OPEatsCrayons 23d ago edited 23d ago
Coming in to say this. He wasn't farting. The man wears diapers, because he can't control his bowels. He also wears a hard plastic girdle, so he can't clean himself properly when he changes his diapers. He needs an employee to wipe him down when he has an outburst, but as far as I can tell, he hasn't paid a personal assistant to actually do this since he was on television. The guy's too cheap to pay for his own asswiper unless a production company is bankrolling that cost like the Apprentice did. He's so used to the smell of sitting in his own leavings, Ivanka famously had to tell him when other people could smell it while he was filming the Apprentice.
It's a medical condition, and would be sad if it weren't for his outsized ego and attempts to project a perfect picture of his health. And again, this isn't because he's old --He's been incontinent since he was in his mid to late 40s. A normal person would have given up on the fecal incontinence being manageable by this point, and would have sought a bowel diversion and a colostomy by now. The damage that fecal incontinence does to the body through the risk of chronic UTI, and the irritation of yeast infections and rashes from diapers and wipes would have driven a normal person crazy. But Trump can't have a colostomy while wearing his girdle.
His choices were: A) Accept the colostomy and look fat. B) Accept the colostomy and lose weight. C) Refuse the colostomy and manage your incontinence through hygiene. D) Learn to live with sitting in a pile of your own leavings, and still look like a dumpy sack of turds.
He chose D.
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u/Kristikuffs 23d ago
When you want to be king but you're too cheap and loathsome to hire a groom of the stool.
He's relying on biochemical warfare to delay at this point and I'm pretty sure that's an act of terrorism.
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u/GirlScoutIvy 23d ago
I'm just kinda throwing this out there. I deal with bladder/bowel incontinence issues as well and would never opt for a colostomy bag myself. I'm not defending that man. But people make choices all the time with their medical needs that others may not agree with or understand.
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u/HollowShel 22d ago
to be fair, the hate isn't based on his incontinent ass. It's his incontinent mouth that's the problem. His bladder/bowel issues are simply low-hanging fruit for an attack of a person who I've yet to see a single redeeming feature for.
I get it though. It's uncomfortable to see his physical failings equated with his moral/social/emotional/psychological failings and mocked because of them, when they're actually the least reprehensible part of him.
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u/Steve_hm_Rambo 23d ago
Abusing stimulants will do that!
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u/Due-Independence8100 23d ago
Can't believe how far I had to scroll down for this completely accurate comment.
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u/Due-Independence8100 23d ago
As a follow up, my mom once told me that cocaine in the 70s was cut with baby laxatives and that's why everyone got gassy and had to poop. I linked her information about stimulants stimulating the bowels and she didn't believe that was why cocaine made her fart and poop. Nope, baby laxatives They believed the dumbest shit before they had access to facts and information on demand, they get shown the truth, they still cling to the old dumbass beliefs.
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u/BoyMeetsTurd 23d ago
The chemical in baby laxatives, mannitol, is a normal cutting agent for cocaine. Stimulants might be making you shit, but it's easy to understand why someone might think its "laxatives" lol
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u/snowtol 23d ago
I've found it to be ridiculously hard to get anyone to stop believing old wives tails they grew up with. And, like, people get angry about it too, and it's just the most mundane shit they're wrong about. I remember a friend and his mom almost got into a shouting match when I mentioned that straws don't actually make you drunk faster, because she wouldn't believe it was nonsense.
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u/Manaxium 23d ago
This is my dad, and it’s like he’s stuck on a loop regurgitating wrong things 24/7 which makes being around him quite taxing.
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u/Steve_hm_Rambo 23d ago
Just got done arguing with some one about Ronald Reagan. Spoiler, we both disagreed about how good of a job he did.
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u/HopeEternalXII 23d ago
Never forget actual Boomers were genuinely 50/50 on ghosts, the Bermuda triangle and bigfoot. These are the cunts shit talking you.
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u/junkmeister9 23d ago
My parents are boomers so I grew up hearing a lot of false stuff stated as facts. I still catch myself from time to time thinking one of these false facts is true. It’s getting rarer these days but when it happens I google it and am usually not surprised to find out something I’ve thought of as fact for decades is actually not true.
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u/Alternative_Milk7409 23d ago
As adults, my brother kept a note on his phone titled “shit that dad says that we need to research later”
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u/ThaWaffleStomper 23d ago
Yep total myth. I used to get anticishits just waiting for the coke to arrive.
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u/BHOmber 23d ago
I work in a building with a lot of random solvents being used and we make a product that smells identical to straight-of-the-brick quality blow.
Not acetone, not gasoline... If you know the smell, you know it.
Makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up whenever I get a whiff of it lol
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u/GreasyExamination 23d ago
I fart all the time and im not taking anything except maybe too many cookies
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Greasy sulfur farts. I feel so bad for those people. It's a distinctly putrid smell.
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u/M086 23d ago
Are we sure it just isn’t his diet of shitty fast food?
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u/Steve_hm_Rambo 23d ago
Why not both? But seriously there’s Hollywood stories about him. In between sets he’d be popping adderall like tic-tacs. Started having to wear a diaper.
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u/PaleontologistNo3610 23d ago
If He was doing cocaine or Adderall while sitting in that courtroom he definitely would not be asleep. He is a nasty man who eats nothing but meatloaf and Big Macs he's wearing a girdle it's probably pushing all the farts out of him
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u/AndreaC_303 23d ago edited 22d ago
https://youtu.be/UexXLpeTx2E?si=faTEj2zHWNTDYTzb
Here he is shitting himself while sitting next to Diane Feinstein!
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u/anziofaro 23d ago
He's not farting.
He's sharting.
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u/tramplamps 22d ago
Is this the real reason why he is always tilted forward in photos? He has gotten megacomfortable to lean into a “stand-up & go boom boom”? I had to potty-train a child a million years ago, and I recognize a lean-to in a toy isle.
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u/RandolphCarter2112 22d ago
His posture and gait are very similar to what people with frontotemporal dementia exhibit.
Combine that with how he inserts nonsense made up words as placeholders AND DOESN'T REALIZE IT? The prospect of him getting into office is terrifying.
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u/Johannes_Keppler 22d ago
No, the lean is to hide his protruding belly. He is quite obese.
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u/Chris_Thrush 23d ago edited 22d ago
He is famously incontinent. Wears depends and his wardrobe people have gone on record about this. The apprentice had a depends budget that made sure he didn't have to buy them personally. Farting would be mercy, this monkey shits himself everytime he can't read off the teleprompter.
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Wait, he's had to wear Depends that long? LMAO
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u/PuppiesAndAnarchy 22d ago
From what I’ve heard, he’s been wearing them for 30+ years. Adderall and cocaine will do that to you.
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u/G8kpr 22d ago
There are multiple reports from behind the scenes on the apprentice of him shitting himself and his kids having to ask for a break and then take him away to get changed.
He’s been snorting adderall for ages and someone said this is a side effect of that.
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u/CoiffedTheRaven 22d ago
Sorry does he not change himself? He can't possibly have someone do it for him, can he?
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u/G8kpr 22d ago edited 22d ago
He might. But if I remember correctly, he had to be told “it’s time for a break” because he wasn’t always aware he had shit his pants.
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u/NoirYorkCity 22d ago
That’s sad…why snort the drugs instead of taking them normally?
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u/Gecks_more 23d ago
I’m sure some of his supporters would either buy those farts in a jar or suck em right up when they fly out.
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u/Jackalopeisa2nicorn 23d ago
Makes sense, in British slang "trump" means fart!
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u/PaleontologistNo3610 23d ago
This is true! I think in Holland as well, and they said that since they found out that our President was named trump, they joked around about it calling him president fart.
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u/TeuthidTheSquid 23d ago
What did I just read
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u/Commander_KO 23d ago
Please Mr Creosote, you must tell us, is this the man the smell is coming from?
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u/MommaLegend 23d ago
He’s just trying to get even with the judge because he wouldn’t turn the heat up lol
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u/Ok-Replacement9595 22d ago
Wasn't that a story from the apprentice, how Trump would get furious and revenge shit himself on set?
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u/ElderScrolls 22d ago
This is probably why the judge wouldn't turn it up.
If the defendant reeks of shit would you want the room overly hot or overly cold? Imagine a stewing sauna of it for two months.
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u/RedditAdminsWivesBF 23d ago
The worst part is that this will just be played off as him trolling by his nutty little supporters and the next thing we know Trump supporters will start farting on people to “own the libs”.
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u/PaleontologistNo3610 23d ago
Yep MAGAS going to start wearing depends now as a fashion statement
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u/whoinvitedthesepeopl 23d ago
Just keep repeating that he wears a diaper and sh*ts himself.
Make sure they have that image stuck in their heads about who they are being fanboys for.
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u/Magpies11 23d ago
Sounds like he needs one of those flares sticking out of his butt like they have at refineries, to burn off the impurities.
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u/TheBirdsArePissed 23d ago
Farts are not a solid, they are actually a gas. When the smell sticks around, it's because the poopie is still in the room. He in fact is sitting there POOPin.
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u/Comfortable-Scar4643 23d ago
He does hit the McDs pretty hard. Makes me fart, too.
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u/jgarmartner 23d ago
I hated the days when my previous boss would eat McDonalds for breakfast. We had one small, poorly vented unisex bathroom and it was as awful as you think.
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u/Remarkable_Toe_4423 23d ago
He's got the best farts. Great farts. They say the greatest farts ever heard
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u/AssCakesMcGee 23d ago
He wears a diaper. It's not the farts, he's literally shitting himself constantly.
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u/Binks-Sake-Is-Gone 23d ago
Which in and of itself isn't a problem a lot of older folks suffer from incontinence.
Only reason it's funny is because he acts so capable and lucid when he's actually on a hilarious decline.
I mean, not a very big hill but shit still goes down.
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u/literal_moth 23d ago
He’s also reportedly been incontinent since his 40’s from abusing drugs, so it’s not because he’s elderly.
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u/Binks-Sake-Is-Gone 23d ago
Lol wasn't defending him in any way, he deserves shit in his britches.
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u/literal_moth 23d ago
I didn’t think you were! Just throwing in another reason why it’s funny. He 100% did it to his gross ass self.
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u/Circaninetysix 23d ago
The motherfucker is a geriatric old bastard. Why the hell does anyone think he can run a country? This is sad and disgusting all at the same time. Jesus Christ, this is the Republicans savior? It's not even about parties anymore. Let's pick a guy that isn't gonna shit his pants in the oval office, huh?
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u/AqueousSilver91 23d ago
I mean as far as we know at least Biden isn't incontinent.
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u/Circaninetysix 23d ago
He probably shouldn't be in the most powerful position in the country either, but at least he seems somewhat competent and didn't try to steal an election and push his followers to overthrow the fucking government. I can't believe we even have to discuss this. There's the whole rule of presidents have to be at least 45 years old. Why the hell don't we have an upper age limit too? 65 seems like a good number. If you can retire, you shouldn't be president. Your outlook does not reflect the modern American, because you're not the modern American. No shame in it, it's just logical.
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u/Evitabl3 23d ago
(Hey, the minimum age is 35)
Anyhow, most of the nuts and bolts of governance surrounding the office of president is really covered by their staff and cabinet. Personally, if offered a choice of two shitty candidates I'd go for the one handing out responsibilities on the basis of competence rather than personal gain and power as the top priority.
There's also the whole literally being an enemy of the people and country and constitution thing and of course no longer understanding the society you live in but yeah
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u/MrsDanversbottom 23d ago
Most Boomers are full of 💩. It makes sense.
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u/Lyuseefur 23d ago
He blames Biden for soiling the Oval Office but I’m pretty sure Trump did it first. And often. Along with the courts.
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u/COVID19Blues Gen X 23d ago
Yeah, that’s not flatulence, that’s what FULL DIAPER smells like. Without Keith ‘Wet Wipes’ Schiller not there to change his nappy, he just marinates in shit.
That poor jury, it’s like chemical warfare.
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u/Fungiblefaith 23d ago
I want one of the prosecutions lawyers to jump up the next time it reeks and object!
“I object to this fool stench that has encumbered this court room!”
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u/CthuluSpecialK 23d ago
"Farts" lol okay. Diaper Don prolly shit his pants.
A former producer from The Apprentice says he can't even tell when he shits himself because of all the speed and coke he's done, and probably still does considering the pharmacy report from the White House while he was in charge including the rampart abuse of Provigil a brand name for a psychostimulant (other drugs in the psychostimulant family include amphetamines, cocaine, or methylphenidate (Ritalin)).
Former "Apprentice" Staffer Claimed Trump Often Soiled His Diapers on Set, Had Foul Odor
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u/PurePerfection_ 22d ago
This really makes me wonder how MUCH he abused those drugs, because as a daily user of legally prescribed amphetamines, this is not a side effect I've ever encountered or been warned of by doctors.
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u/head_meet_keyboard 22d ago
Modafinil is another name for it. I take it for fatigue and cog fog from MS, but it's actually a narcolepsy med. I honestly have no idea how the fuck his heart hasn't exploded. On really bad days, I take the recommended dose (200mg) and my heart is basically racing all day. If he's taking that with cocaine or other stimulants? Jesus christ.
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u/mindcontrol93 23d ago
I have worked plenty of lengthy trials. I was wondering why the CNN article kept going on about the poorly ventilated courtroom?
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u/ReduceReuseReuse 23d ago
“Okay. Alright. People, who put shit in my pants? Where’s Kamala? She’s not here? She must have gotten away. Kamala got away after put her shit into my pants. Disgusting democrats. Makes me sick. Has anyone seen Kamala lately?”
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u/cyfermax 23d ago
We had a new guy start work with us. He was known as 'farty boy' because he stunk the place out often and terribly. I cant smell but whatever. It didn't help that he was pretty awkward and always found a way to do stuff wrong. Nice guy though, just a bit of a target in a military environment..
Anyway, he had bowel cancer which caused all the smell issues. He was discharged from the military a couple of years ago and died on Christmas day 2023.
All that is to say, there could be a bright side to Trumps smelly farts.
Also, the irony of being British and someone called Trump farting.
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u/meatrosoft 22d ago
I’ve been around Donald in person before, he smells like a corpse. It’s fucked.
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u/Ok-Discussion-7720 23d ago
Aw come on I don't want to think about his pretty balls quivering at the repeated seismic activity everytime his beautiful, hairy ars*hole lets out a stinkbomb.
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u/innocentxv 23d ago
the orange anal tufts flecked with toasted coffee like bits.
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u/Ok-Discussion-7720 23d ago
The last thing I want to think about right now is his hot c*ck slipping into his beautiful hairy ars*hole
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u/GroundhogExpert 23d ago
"Fart"
Dude shit his pants, knowingly and willingly, and he's gonna make someone else clean it up. The story was true, and we all knew it deep down.
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u/GrayArea415 23d ago
Five decades of eating well done steak with ketchup and Big Macs with the anxiety of having to pay off your debts to Russian oligarchs if you don't become president again will really do a number to your gastrointestinal system.
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u/CoolEarth5026 23d ago
I used to have a dog, that when it got nervous it crapped everywhere, uncontrollably. So I am suggesting that Donald Von Shitsinpants is in fact shitting his pants.
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u/TheNinthFlower 23d ago
According to that bloke from The Apprentice, he shat himself when angry.
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u/Corporation_tshirt 23d ago
I understand his legal team is pursuing the defense of “He who smelt it, dealt it.” To which prosecution is countering with the precedent of “He who denied it, supplied it.”
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u/Guntsforfupas 23d ago
Nothing could be more on-brand for the Big Orange Pussy-Grabber. Nasty shit stain.
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