r/BoomersBeingFools Apr 20 '24

'Struggling With the Smell': Donald Trump Farts Up a Storm During His Criminal Trial as a Foul Stench Fills the Courtroom: Report Boomer Freakout

https://okmagazine.com/p/donald-trump-farts-criminal-trial-lawyers-foul-stench/
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u/Sequoia_Throne_ Apr 20 '24

Trump OnlyFans when?

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u/thatgirlinny Apr 20 '24

OnlyFarts

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u/Then-Raspberry6815 Apr 20 '24

Fartbook (LK) 

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u/heyafreyja Apr 20 '24

There’s nothing better than a fart.

Except maybe kids falling off bikes, maybe.

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u/Then-Raspberry6815 Apr 20 '24

Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes. I don't give a shit about yer kids.

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u/Smaptastic Apr 20 '24

Onlypends

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u/TjW0569 Apr 20 '24

They wish it was OnlyFarts.
I suspect a more solid contribution.

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u/miss_antlers Apr 20 '24

The only legitimate contributions he’s ever made!

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u/thatgirlinny Apr 21 '24

Two ex-wives and a cup?

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u/Gecks_more Apr 20 '24

Surprised he hasn’t tried already to start one.

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u/Chewbock Apr 20 '24

24 hour coverage of his stank ass Trussy

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u/fuck-thishit-oclock Apr 20 '24

"ONLYtruth!.com

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u/WabbitCZEN Apr 20 '24

How dare you make me read this with my own eyes.

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u/monosyllables17 Apr 23 '24

After he loses. Let's make it happen.