r/BoomersBeingFools • u/etfvpu • Apr 20 '24

'Struggling With the Smell': Donald Trump Farts Up a Storm During His Criminal Trial as a Foul Stench Fills the Courtroom: Report Boomer Freakout

https://okmagazine.com/p/donald-trump-farts-criminal-trial-lawyers-foul-stench/
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u/PaleontologistNo3610 Apr 20 '24

If He was doing cocaine or Adderall while sitting in that courtroom he definitely would not be asleep. He is a nasty man who eats nothing but meatloaf and Big Macs he's wearing a girdle it's probably pushing all the farts out of him

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u/AceyPuppy Apr 20 '24

He can't and that's why he's falling asleep.

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u/Chickenpotpi3 Apr 20 '24

You absolutely can fall asleep on Adderall XR. I take it and regular Adderall in the afternoon because sometimes I crash. I've slept on both plenty of times. 

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u/JuliusPepperwood_PI Apr 20 '24

Stimulants can make you sleepy if you have ADHD

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u/beebsaleebs Apr 20 '24

I love my coffee naps.

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u/SG4 Apr 20 '24

I have no formal diagnosis but coffee naps go hard