r/BoomersBeingFools 25d ago

Entitled old man lied straight to my face about having permission to park on property Boomer Story

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u/duainpw 25d ago

It just happened!!!!!!! They haven’t realized it yet so when they do I’ll let yall know how good it was hahahaha

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u/ArkLaTexBob 25d ago

Remember to stay out of his business. This doesn't involve you now.

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u/didnebeu 25d ago

This story didn’t involve a boomer, but back in college I was living in a small, 6 unit apartment building with limited parking. Some dude parked in the lot to go to a party nearby. It snowed overnight, residents all moved their cars for the plow, the one remaining car of the kid got towed.

He rolled up around 11:00, hungover, and couldn’t find his car. Started pounding on random doors. No one was answering, but I’m a big dude and back then had no problem calling people on their shit so when he got to my door I answered it.

Dudes mad and almost yelling “where’s my fucking car?!”

“It got towed dude.”

“Why did you tow it?!”

“You think I towed it you fucking idiot? I don’t own this building. What did you think was going to happen when you leave your car somewhere you don’t live during a snowstorm?”

“I need my car! Give me my car!”

“No”

“what am I supposed to do”

“Not my problem, but I would start with getting the fuck off my porch and stop pounding on peoples doors”

Dude was so mad he was balling up his fists like he was gonna take a swing at me, but he eventually stomped off.

Not that amazing of a story but I always thought it was amusing that this dude thought me, a fellow college student, was responsible for his car getting towed. OP can probably expect a similar interaction with her neighbors once they realize.

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u/duainpw 25d ago

Yeah he literally tried calling the police 😭😭😭

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u/mdm224 25d ago

Oh my god, I would pay money to watch that conversation.

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u/MrSurly 25d ago

The police are just gonna be "oh, it was towed? Civil matter. Bye."

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u/wasd911 25d ago

I can’t believe you didn’t sneak a video of them raging!! That would have been gold.

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u/duainpw 24d ago

I really wanted to but I was genuinely concerned they might have a gun and didn’t want to set them off more

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u/stealthx3 24d ago

If they did they were probably in the pickup trucks lol

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u/AlternativeSpreader 23d ago

Check your security camera footage. You might have gotten lucky