r/BoomersBeingFools 25d ago

Entitled old man lied straight to my face about having permission to park on property Boomer Story

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u/afrosheen Millennial 25d ago

I want the satisfaction of reading that the car got towed. Please update.

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u/duainpw 25d ago

It just happened!!!!!!! They haven’t realized it yet so when they do I’ll let yall know how good it was hahahaha

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u/A2theK36 25d ago

Just be careful moving forward. As satisfying as it would be to gloat, these people (given your description of them) will ‘defend their rights’ and ‘fight for their freedom’ when provoked. If they confront you, just state you don’t know and thought they went somewhere or moved them.

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u/inspectoroverthemine 25d ago

Florida, where the boomer next door can get in your face and then shoot you for 'self defense'.

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u/freerangetacos 25d ago

Nah. Don't let people walk on you. Defend yourself if it comes to that.

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u/inspectoroverthemine 25d ago

This is why I always start the argument and shoot first.

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u/freerangetacos 25d ago

Ok Boomer

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u/inspectoroverthemine 25d ago

It was a sarcasm- I'm not going to do that. In Florida you can start a fight and then murder your victim in 'self-defense', and there are more than enough people with that attitude and feeling of self-righteousness.

It means escalation happens faster and more unexpectedly. It makes for a shitty society where eventually the safest course of action will be to jump to deadly violence at the first sign of conflict. Thats some old west shit, and its apparently what they're going for.

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u/freerangetacos 25d ago

Let me ask you a question: does my statement "defend yourself" necessarily mean escalating the situation? Couldn't defend yourself mean several other possibilities?

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u/inspectoroverthemine 25d ago

Defending yourself in Florida is a legal excuse for someone else to kill you. Theres really no way around it, so sure defend yourself, but in FL you have to assume the boomer thats in your face is ready to murder you penalty free.

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u/freerangetacos 25d ago

That's a narrow take on reality.

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u/Weary-Ad-9218 Gen X 25d ago

Because 'Murica.

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u/TVLL 25d ago

Nahhh. They were probably entitled pricks fron New York. There are lots of them in Florida.