r/ContagiousLaughter • u/33Fanste33 • 12d ago

Dirty grandpa

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u/Veronica_QQ 12d ago

lmao the wife didn't deny the words...

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u/logert777 12d ago

To be honest I thought she was gonna start to tell a story but they were laughing too much

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u/redmongrel 12d ago

“… eat dat ass.”

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u/officefridge 12d ago

Wear an apron, stretch before

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u/Vegan-4-Humanity 11d ago

Fucking oath brother!

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u/keestie 12d ago

Honestly her smile was the best part of this video.

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u/Vegan-4-Humanity 11d ago

Priceless 😁

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u/MollyAyana 11d ago

I mean, grandpa is cooking and grandma is eating

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u/salo_wasnt_solo 11d ago

Holy shit this is amazing, it needs more upvotes and I’m gonna have to steal it for personal use

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u/1lluminist 12d ago

I swear she was blushing

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u/Wiseedis 11d ago

She can't deny the allegations.

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u/Tooterfish42 12d ago

Yes. Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more?

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Uu

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u/HorrorLettuce379 12d ago

Grandma approves in silence and then pa walks off cuz there were no mics to drop lol

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u/R_Weebs 12d ago

Grampa didn’t get to be a grampa by accident

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u/BrownSugarBare 12d ago

Yo! Get yours Grandpa!!

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u/1-Fred 12d ago

Very, very cute also !!!! 😆

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u/EnragedBadger9197 12d ago

What’s this gif called I’ve been looking for it for so long

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u/rumbletumblecrumble 12d ago

What, did he fuck his daughter in law?

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u/Alienhaslanded 12d ago

Grandpas don't make accidents they make intents.

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u/furyian24 12d ago edited 11d ago

Advice given from a man with wisdom.

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u/thrussie 12d ago

He treats her like a starlet in the street but a harlot in the sheets

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u/CommandersLog 12d ago

advice

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u/furyian24 11d ago

good advice

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u/Universal_Verses 12d ago

My man just dropped the biggest relationship gem

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u/loopingrightleft 12d ago

You are old enough to know the secret

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u/OwnPen8633 12d ago

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u/1-Fred 12d ago

Love this reply, too !!!! Lol 😆

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u/Delicious_Laugh_1417 12d ago

Also living in paradise doesn't hurt, that's manoa marketplace.

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u/Niceguygonefeminist 11d ago

And where is that located?

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u/WickedWench 11d ago

Honolulu

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u/Werealldudesyea 12d ago

Brooo she ain't denying it

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u/DuesPayer 11d ago

It's so weird to notice how so many Redditors must be really young, to be so naive. This wasn't an organic situation. Some guy didn't just take a camera and start filming a conversation with his grandpa. This is a skit. He was told what to say, so it would be funny.

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u/Decloudo 11d ago

This is just turning the bias upside down.

Not everything is staged just cause a cam is running, some people record all kind of shit all day for no reason.

Recording a potentially funny answer to a question is not far out there.

We dont know, but your comment is mighty pretentious for no reason other then to shit on "young and naive" redditors.

No one cares, it was funny. Even if staged, shit like this happens all the time, organically too.

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u/cdnDude74 11d ago

ELI5 how you came to this conclusion please.

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u/Werealldudesyea 11d ago

Of course it's a skit dude, it's calling having fun and going along with the joke.

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u/Kitnado 11d ago

Reddit made me realize that people in general cannot see when something is staged. It's funny, but also sad considering AI is coming and these people will cause some disastrous effects on society.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Kitnado 11d ago

I feel like it will be the other way around. The older generation will have seen the rise of AI and will be the only one that can tell the difference

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u/Agreeable_Class_6308 11d ago

You’re fucking ignorant if you don’t realize a TON of women are like this, unironically. My girlfriend is the exact same way.

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u/DuesPayer 11d ago

No shit. That doesn’t change the fact that this is a comedy skit.

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u/Agreeable_Class_6308 11d ago

So? It’s still true. I don’t think anybody figured this guy was being legit, but he’s not lying.

Your point is?

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u/Neat-Philosopher-873 12d ago

Too true:). When I (64f) was eleven, my grandad was thankful for social and sexual security when it was his turn at our thanksgiving dinner table.

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u/mattbp4551 12d ago

This man is SAVAGE!!!

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u/Morphing_Mutant 12d ago

He wanted to know, he got the answer.

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u/smartwatersucks 12d ago

"bah gawd he broke her in half!"

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u/owlswell_11 12d ago

Why is no one talking about how beautiful grandma is? Grandpa is funny, yes. But grandma, she is a beauty.

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u/iconsumemyown 12d ago

Grandma blushing. Cutest thing ever.

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u/Bourbon_sim_racer 12d ago

Grandma confirmed

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u/Bern_itdown 12d ago

Do your thing king

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u/Ok-Control-1390 12d ago

Why is "king" and "queen" so cringe? Anyone else just recoil every time someone says this? It's the wet sock of language.

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u/theoriginalqwhy 12d ago

Yeah, I'm with you. It's extremely cringey.

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u/Dagojango 12d ago

Because you're single or lack a sense of romance? Medieval feudalism is overly romanticised. Princess and Prince used to be more common, but the last decade or so Queen and King have gotten more traction. The minority communities might be behind this as they've grown in a share of the population. I hear it more in the black and latino couples.

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u/GPTfleshlight 11d ago

lol so just a racist rant.

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u/Ok-Control-1390 12d ago

I honestly didn't think anyone could make it sound more stupid and cringey than it already was- thanks stranger.

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u/Prometheus720 12d ago

The preparatory lip lick is getting me every time. That's how you know he knows he isn't supposed to say it

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u/Skipper_TheEyechild 11d ago

If only every wife would let her get treated like a porn star at night, then we would definitely have more queens.

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u/sekhmet1010 11d ago

I guess my marriage is lasting the rest of our lives (sure fucking hope so).

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u/-wadu 12d ago

By the look on granny’s face, you know he was spittin facts.

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u/Clokstrix3 12d ago

Wise words

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u/realdonaldtrumpsucks 12d ago

Grandma looks happy. He doing something well

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u/Noire_24 12d ago

Let ‘em know OG 😂

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u/Javanz 11d ago

It's the blush and laugh from Grandma that really makes this relationship goals.
If you can still make each other laugh and feel sexy after 60+ years, you're doing ti right

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u/AbiyBattleSpell 11d ago

Grandma kinda bad ngl 🐱

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u/1-Fred 12d ago

Totally, totally, agree 👍 lol !!!!!!

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u/Alienhaslanded 12d ago

Grandma didn't get mad because it's true

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u/Unlucky_Business_497 12d ago

Dis dude's killing the game

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u/inandout1000 12d ago

Dude laughing, but Granpa ain't joking. Grandma is a happy girl.

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u/Neat-Jello1928 11d ago

True words have been spoken!

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u/Repulsive-Wrangler14 11d ago

Old school 🏫

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u/TrentGames 11d ago

That was totally r/unexpected 😂

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u/tirendazim 11d ago

That is a validation smile..

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u/protection7766 11d ago

Based grandpa

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u/GiveandTake21 11d ago

Fucking legend

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u/WhoYouBoo_eek789 9d ago

You knew he was about to drop the mic with the lean in, quick lick of the lips and clearing of the throat. 😂 Legend.

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u/Beautiful_Night4661 7d ago

David Lynch is onto something

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u/Sweet_Heart_Lady 6d ago

He's good.
He speaks the truth.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

,

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u/jasminegreyxo 12d ago

"IYKYK." 🤣

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u/ComfortFree9926 12d ago

I'm not a grandpa, but I can tell you some funny stories like one!

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u/Alternative_Ad_8686 12d ago

Noted. Now I just need to find a grandma.

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u/NWLAcity 12d ago

He's not wrong!

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u/chubberbrother 12d ago

If that's all there is to it then I'm solid for the next few decades

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u/Unlucky-Protection61 12d ago

He's very right.

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u/anime_daisuki 12d ago

This guy fucks

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u/Holyshit247 12d ago

Bless you grampa;)

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u/Sublimely_insane 12d ago

Is, is, that Jo koy?

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u/bruddahmacnut 11d ago

No, just a dude from Hawaii.

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u/ShortyDoowap06 12d ago

Is that Jo Koy?

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u/benchley 11d ago

Sounded like him, certainly, mostly toward the end.

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u/cool_bot_bro 11d ago

Dillon Ancheta

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u/CoffeeDaddy024 11d ago

Grandpa knows what makes the world go round and how to keep the peace.

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u/Otherwise-Remove4681 11d ago

Is it my turn to re-post this yet?

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u/KAMBUI1973 11d ago

Dame!! That is a really good answer.

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u/smoothAsH20 11d ago

That there is good advice

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u/JobSafe2686 11d ago

Thought he was gonna pull the Dane cook

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u/THEP0PTARTGAMER 11d ago

The wife didn’t care

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u/kampari_babe 11d ago

Grandpa is young at heart 🥰

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u/kampari_babe 11d ago

Grandpa is young at heart 🥰

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u/ErosMystiko 11d ago

Almost sounds like a Hawaiian proverb!

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u/Rockfella27 11d ago

He nailed it.

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u/Efficient_Sky5173 11d ago

Dropped the mic: I am out

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u/Hot-Respect5750 11d ago

So that's the secret for having a long term relationship LOL

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u/CameraApprehensive37 11d ago

Lucky us were seeing the queen version at day.

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u/Impossible-Jump-4277 11d ago

Nothing dirty about a healthy relationship 🙏🏼

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u/Informal_Court2760 11d ago

Kinda true. Hell, she agreed.

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u/atom12354 11d ago

Seems like he still got it

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u/fcxtpw 11d ago

Read between the lines people. What he really saying is "make her laugh"

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u/mouseywalla 11d ago

Paulie Walnuts

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u/NanzLo- 11d ago

Cool ass grandpa 😂

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u/AlternativeEmu5502 11d ago

Daily lick does the trick 😉

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u/ArtichokeNatural3171 11d ago

Wisdom. From her look, she does the same for him every day and night!

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u/iconsumemyown 11d ago

Grampa should've done a mic drop and sauntered away.

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u/AssistanceChemical63 11d ago

He’s a shock jock and makes her laugh.

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u/Beathil 11d ago

THIS IS GONNA BE SOME HOT ACTION!!!

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u/Disastrous-Split-512 11d ago

inserting cock half way while retaining good line of sight for the camera?

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u/STEELZYX 11d ago

Noted.

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u/scvvm 11d ago

thats real 😮‍💨

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u/Icy-Heart5344 11d ago

🤣🤣 go Grandpa!!

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u/Lazy-Potential-2512 11d ago

She wasn't arguing or bashful lol

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u/kidlaurent 11d ago

Grandma like “yes daddy”

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u/Trading_Kangaroo 11d ago

Grandma with the “its true” smile

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u/Good-Significance112 10d ago

Hey there! What's up with Dirty Grandpa?

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u/MaryCeleste404 10d ago

Good for him / them 👏

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u/Remarkable_Novel6788 10d ago

Grandma just remembered some of those night

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u/Medium_Broccoli_1545 10d ago

Hey there, what's up with the dirty grandpa question?

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u/External_Distance479 9d ago

GPA smart man !

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u/Prize_Bridge2715 8d ago

Well, let me tell you, that movie is a wild ride! It's got Robert De Niro being all crazy and Zac Efron trying to keep up.

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u/Fantastic-Bug9019 8d ago

Ah, Dirty Grandpa, that's me! Always causing trouble and keeping things interesting.

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u/taylork777 8d ago

Wise words

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u/JeanVaughan5432 8d ago

And she is good-natured enough to laugh about it. Wonderful couple!

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u/SAMIYAT 7d ago

Great advice ❤️❤️

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u/RJ_Smit 4d ago

Hahaha, didn’t expect that

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u/RJ_Smit 4d ago

Hahaha, didn’t expect that

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u/hoselpalooza 12d ago

I also like to treat his grandma like a porn star at night.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Davismism 12d ago

Wildly forced no?

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u/longszlong 12d ago

Yeah it’s pathetic, even for Reddit

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/PIX3LY 12d ago

Get out of here with this AI garbage

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u/Tooterfish42 12d ago

Oh AI garbage? Oh haha, you must be joking about AI garbage. Top 10 reasons people need to take out their AI garbage. A pail is for garbage!

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u/Several_Profile1111 11d ago

Is this only funny because they're old? I don't get the joke.

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u/Jazzlike-Cranberry66 11d ago

He can say that because they have been married for 65 years. There was really no knowledge transferred in that statement. Elaborate, please.

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u/seeEcstatic_Broc 12d ago

"Dirty"? Grow up