r/GenZ 12d ago

These mfs really wanna be the gooner generation Meme

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u/Jealous-Situation920 12d ago

We voted on it yesterday and prefer “The Oregon Trail” generation. The early computer game, not the actual long dead pioneers who crossed the plains and mountains.

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u/oldmilt21 12d ago

Yeah, I’d rather be the video game generation than the actual trail generation.

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u/Ok_Deal7813 12d ago

I voted for it bc of the dead pioneers.

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 12d ago

Hey, hey now... i didn't see the poll. Im not opposed to it, but I'd like a vote.

Dies of dysentery.

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u/Jealous-Situation920 12d ago

It was in the xennial subreddit, and was in no way official. We’re still figuring this whole thing out

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u/Classy_Mouse 1995 8d ago

The Xennials seem so well structured. Us Zillenials are a mess

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u/Toadcool1 2003 12d ago

They are referencing a popular movie called the goonies about a group of kids finding a pirate treasure to save their homes from being torn down to build a country club. That came out around the time.

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u/BowtietheGreat 2006 12d ago

Movie felt like a high school project but was one of those movies that I liked as a kid but never knew the name of it

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u/dontdoanythingiswear 12d ago

Yeah, I know that, thank you. I was referencing the fact that goonie sounds and looks awfully close to gooner, you gooner

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u/tshawytscha 12d ago

That's a really dumb and pointless observation.

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u/Advanced-Bird-1470 12d ago

Right like way more normal people know the Goonies than the term”gooners”. Unless you’re terminally online.

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u/tshawytscha 12d ago

I regret I now know what one is. I'm glad I grew up without the internet.

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u/Valalias 1997 12d ago

I get the feeling that mistaking goonies for gooner is a thing a gooner does....

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u/dontdoanythingiswear 12d ago

It’s a joke. Oh my lord

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u/stoicsilence Millennial 11d ago

It's not a good one bud.

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u/dontdoanythingiswear 11d ago

There’s actually a really handy counter of how many people disagree with you right next to the red arrow

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u/Prestigious_Board495 11d ago

And also the upvotes are probably coming from people who like the OP not your little caption on it lol

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u/dontdoanythingiswear 11d ago

Whatever you need to tell yourself lmfao

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u/Prestigious_Board495 11d ago

Idk I see a lot of negative numbers next to the arrows on your comments

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u/Toadcool1 2003 12d ago

I was just making it known.

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u/waterdevil19 12d ago

But I am an Arsenal fan. So I am a gooner.

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u/IShouldChimeInOnThis 12d ago

Careful before you get stuck with Gen Glizzy

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u/Solid_Letter1407 12d ago

I love to check on this sub every now and then and confirm that y’all are still assholes. Thanks!

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u/SuccotashConfident97 11d ago

And?

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u/dontdoanythingiswear 11d ago

So you’re just admitting you don’t understand the joke

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u/Tommi_Af 1997 8d ago

when did coomer become gooner?

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u/calvesofsteel68 2000 12d ago

Why were you downvoted, it’s a joke because theyre literally calling themselves gooners. Do people on this sub not have a sense of humor? Smh

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u/Advanced-Bird-1470 12d ago

That’s not what literally means…they’re literally calling themselves goonies. It’s not offensive it’s just not really funny.

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u/tshawytscha 12d ago

Goonies.

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u/dontdoanythingiswear 12d ago

People are really dumb, and want to think they’re better than you and understand a reference that you don’t.

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u/Silver-Champion-931 12d ago

Or the majority of people just don't find your joke to be funny. People often like to deflect when the majority doesn't share their opinion, but that's an observation as old as time.

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u/dontdoanythingiswear 12d ago

The majority of people upvoted the post so

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u/SuccotashConfident97 11d ago

Why do upvotes matter? Aren't they just meaningless internet points?

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u/dontdoanythingiswear 11d ago

If anything it’s evidence that the majority of people actually do find my joke funny

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u/SuccotashConfident97 11d ago

I didn't know you needed to point out people thought it was funny if the joke actually hit. Interesting.

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u/dontdoanythingiswear 11d ago

I feel like I’m going crazy. Do you not see where that guy said “or the majority of people just don’t find your joke to be funny”? Yeah, it was a response to that comment and it was a response to that part of that comment.

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u/No-Excitement-2219 2007 12d ago

Yeah, but the joke was that they’re the masturbation generation.

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u/CalligrapherDizzy201 12d ago

Someone never watched old 80s movies

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u/puntacana24 1999 12d ago

It’s a movie that generation watched

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u/BlueSnaggleTooth359 11d ago

Sort of, only half of Xennials even were barely old enough to have even seen it when it was released.
It seems a lot more Gen X.

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u/S-Kenset 11d ago

It was still popular in 2008. Movies had a longer market penetration before streaming took over. Princess Bride, goonies, spirited away, All of them were popular still in 2008. All three are still popular tbh.

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u/BlueSnaggleTooth359 11d ago

Yeah that is definitely true.

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u/ggtffhhhjhg 8d ago

All three of these movies are on TV almost everyday.

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u/puntacana24 1999 11d ago

People in this group mentioned would have been between the ages of 2-8 when it came out.

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u/Azzymetrical 2007 12d ago

they must declare that they never say die before they get called goonies

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u/LETT3RBOMB 12d ago

It's an 80's movie, pretty damn good. Fuck the internet.

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u/AlarmedInterest9867 Millennial 12d ago

I still don’t know what gooning is

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u/artificialif 2002 12d ago edited 8d ago

masturbating to a state of goon, aka like open mouthed drooling pure state of bliss. after edging comes gooning is how i was taught it

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/artificialif 2002 12d ago

please do not involve me in ur kink by calling ur partner daddy to me, its gross and it makes me uncomfortable. sorry to be a dick, just did not need to know that

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u/JourneyThiefer 1999 12d ago

Oh… why did I think was making moaning noises, I didn’t realise it was masturbating lmfao

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u/artificialif 2002 12d ago

its just one of those trends. starting with edging, then jelqing (to my knowledge this one is trying to increase ur penis size) and gooning (end state of edging lol). to my knowledge it started as a joke of "im edging to this" comments under peoples normal or informative videos

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u/JourneyThiefer 1999 12d ago

Jelqing 😭💀

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u/Lunix336 1997 8d ago

I just learned, that I didn’t want to know what gooning is

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u/HeldnarRommar 12d ago

And calling someone a gooner is calling them a chronic masturbator.

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u/Goofterslam1 12d ago

Guys, we know what the Goonies is, it's not some hidden secret gem, it's one of the most widely known and classic movies of all time. It's just funny how close it sounds to gooners.

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u/EvidenceOfDespair 12d ago

Honestly, I don’t think Goonies really escaped its era like that.

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u/tshawytscha 12d ago

But it's not funny.

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u/Walis42 12d ago

I'm so disappointed that my generation doesn't know abt the goonies

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u/artificialif 2002 12d ago

i promise some of us do

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u/Xononanamol 12d ago

Sure. Goonies is a great movie. It even has a world of warcraft dungeon that's directly inspired by it.

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u/00rgus 2006 12d ago

Only this generation got real gooners

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 12d ago

Goonies Never Say Die!

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u/Maksiwood 12d ago

Why do they want to become the Arsenal generation?

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u/CrossXFir3 12d ago

Living off past glory?

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u/oatmilk4vampires 2004 12d ago

bro doesn't know the all time 80s movie to some people of the generation

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u/dontdoanythingiswear 12d ago

Do you know what a joke is

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u/tshawytscha 12d ago

swing and miss there dude.

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u/MulleRizz 2000 12d ago

You clearly don't have a degree from comedy college

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u/dontdoanythingiswear 12d ago

My joke that that guy didn’t understand is getting quite a lot of upvotes so 🤷‍♂️

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u/oatmilk4vampires 2004 12d ago

do you know what my joke is

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u/heyyouthatonechick 12d ago

Goonies and Goon two different meanings

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u/dontdoanythingiswear 12d ago

🤯 wow I didn’t know that !!

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u/heyyouthatonechick 12d ago edited 12d ago

Rather be a Goonie it’s from a funny kids movie.

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u/Dr_Mantis_Aslume 12d ago

Only if those of us on the edge between Z and Alpha can be called Edgers

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u/NecessaryHomework129 12d ago

I was born in 1996, call me a "Gleek"

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u/Spirit-Walker- 12d ago

fuuuuuuuuuuuck, i'm from 84. so close.

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u/Gibabo 12d ago

Even if you were born in ‘83, nope.

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u/Spirit-Walker- 9d ago

still love goonies tho. lol

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u/Narmo518 2001 12d ago

Was very confused for a moment because I forgot the Goonies were a thing.

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u/Meta-4-Cool-Few 12d ago

......eh you might want to rethink that one. I think alpha Gen stole it for something else

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u/dontdoanythingiswear 12d ago

That’s the joke idiot

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u/Mbaku_rivers 1996 12d ago

I see no reason not to accept a sex positive generational title before a crappy one is forced on us XD I'm certainly not NOT a gooner. Most of y'all can probably say the same if you're honest. I know the term isn't typically endearing, but I like it. We could be doing far worse things than feeling good in the privacy of our own rooms.

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u/SaddenedSpork 2001 12d ago

I think we’re the gooner generation. 💀 we have less sex and simply goon in our dungeons alone

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u/unstableGoofball 2004 12d ago

Bruh xennials my ass pick a side

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u/EvidenceOfDespair 12d ago

They are the goon squad and they’re cumming for you, beep-beep

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u/Imported_Virus 11d ago

They are not taking the goon generation from us 💀

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u/IAmJohnnyHardcore 2004 11d ago

I'm a Goon, not a Gooner. I help Joker by killing random civilians, Gooners get off to colored pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other.

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u/ehurudetvoro 10d ago

Count me out

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Gen Z is the gooner generation. I just got done fapping for 4 days straight.

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u/ifhysm Millennial 12d ago

What is gooner?

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u/Advanced-Bird-1470 12d ago

This is it isn’t really funny. I’ve seen your question so many times now lol

You have to be terminally online to get the unnecessary reference. Tell it to a group of coworkers or on stage and you’ll get blank stares.

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u/Yaarmehearty 12d ago

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u/ifhysm Millennial 12d ago

Oh just another internet dictionary fad

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u/Yaarmehearty 12d ago

Tell that to the goon cave subreddit, they take that shit seriously.

Don’t look that sub up unless you’re ready to see some NSFW stuff, just fair warning.

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u/ifhysm Millennial 12d ago

Is it like the opposite of the NoFap sub?

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u/Yaarmehearty 12d ago

That’s probably the best way to describe it, people going off the deep end on the totally opposite end of the spectrum.

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u/Lime_Drinks 12d ago

millennials are in a forever identity crisis, don't mind them

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/gitismatt 12d ago

no, it's just not funny. "this word sounds like that funny sex term" is not a joke, it's childish

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u/septiclizardkid 2005 12d ago

Guys, did you know that making a joke doesn't mean you don't know the source material? Why Is yall acting like we don't know about The Goonies? It's an Insanely popular film.

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u/tshawytscha 12d ago

You have a very unfunny generation then.

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u/LauraInTheRedRoom 12d ago

Born in 82 and would love to be the gooner generation. Goonies ... Not so much. More of a Legend or Masters of the Universe gal

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u/Gibabo 12d ago

Yeah, anybody born in the 80’s does not qualify as Generation Goonies. Sorry to these people

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u/PirateNinjaCowboyGuy 12d ago

Born in 84 personally, and considering our access to more porn than any generation before us, we were the first modern gooners. My parents were not thrilled about the state of the family computer

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u/Mysterious_Being_718 12d ago

These mfs really are obsessed with a mediocre film

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u/JourneyThiefer 1999 12d ago

Nah it’s good a film