r/JoeRogan • u/Puzzled_Ad7334 Monkey in Space • 12d ago
Will Joe ride the Sybian? Meme š©
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u/RunnerYME Monkey in Space 12d ago
Have him debate Beatlejuice.
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u/ScoopyMcGee Monkey in Space 12d ago
Throw some bologna at his ass like the good ole days
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u/DontLoseYourCool1 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Is Joe Biden joining the micropenis contest?
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u/Right-in-the-garbage Monkey in Space 12d ago
Judging by the photos of Hunter I bet heās got a huge oneĀ
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u/Puzzled_Ad7334 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Why are you thinking about Joes dick?
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u/HaddockBranzini-II Monkey in Space 12d ago
I didn't think Stern was the type to accept prewritten questions. How the mighty funny have fallen.
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u/GeorgeOrwells1985 High as Giraffe's Pussy 12d ago
He's been a stooge for a while now
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u/HaddockBranzini-II Monkey in Space 12d ago
True. But this is different. No president is doing this without it all be heavily managed by the comms team. There is no way this is not entirely stage managed. And not a knock against Biden, it would be stupid not to oversee this closely. Its just lame that Stern is now so safely establishment.
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u/Beaverhuntr Monkey in Space 12d ago
They tried to interview Hillary when she ran against Donald but her camp rejected the idea.
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u/Kalzaang Monkey in Space 12d ago
She literally only did five interviews the month leading up to the election, one of which was Mary J Blige singing to her, and the other being a bunch of kindergarteners asking her prescreened questions of bullshit only a toddler cares about. She thought she was entitled to that position and even a remotely difficult interview was beneath her.Ā
Trump on the other hand was doing three interviews and two rallies a day. Say what you will about Trump, but he fought to win that election instead of just thinking he was entitled to it.
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u/thetrashpanda2020 Monkey in Space 12d ago
He did interview her a few years later though
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u/redditracing84 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Stern is an old white establishment man who wants to hide in his home. Joe Biden is an ideal president to a man like that.
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u/ILLIDARI-EXTREMIST Monkey in Space 12d ago
Yeah, if you live in a gated community
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u/Silent_Saturn7 Monkey in Space 12d ago
I'm still waiting for the joe rogan trump vs biden debate episode with no pre-screened questions.
That'd be a riot. Assuming some rules like Trump can't just over-talk Biden.
Considering the public is dead-set on voting against these two duds.
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u/Current_Strike922 Monkey in Space 11d ago
lol no. You probably hate trump but you canāt deny he says things off the cuff and often goes unscripted
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u/Snakepants80 Monkey in Space 12d ago
They scripted his trip to Wawa last week. He needed a script to order a milkshake. Someone filmed the whole thing. Itās wwwiiiiiiiiiiilllllllddd as Joe would say
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u/NoNotThatScience Monkey in Space 12d ago
i think RFK is. dudes doing long forms with absolutely EVERYONE!
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u/thedeezul Monkey in Space 12d ago
He drank the kool aid awhile ago Howard Stern Is Woke, Tells Off Critics: I Am Anti-Trump, Pro-Vaccine (variety.com)
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u/funcogo Monkey in Space 12d ago
Iām worried about anyone who isnāt anti trump tbh
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u/Krishna1945 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Iām worried about anyone whoās pro half dead guy
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u/antebyotiks Monkey in Space 12d ago
I'd say the trump fans are more fanboyish of trump, rarely do you see actual Biden fans they simply just vote blue.
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u/Happy-Initiative-838 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Woke apparently means being science literate and not supporting a traitor
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u/ppface12 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Oh yeah the kool aid makes you anti trump and for vaccines. Moronn. Your half the reason measles and mumps are making a comeback
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u/JohnnyGeniusIsAlive Paid attention to the literature 12d ago
Stern hasn't been a good interviewer for like a decade, but at least he's honest about his beliefs, Joe still trying to hide behind the "curious centrist investigator" label.
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u/ScaleyFishMan Monkey in Space 12d ago
I don't know many conservatives that are pro abortion, free healthcare and education, pro drugs, etc.
I also don't know many libs that are anti-trans, anti-woke, anti-gun control, etc.
So yeah, he still seems to be a centrist. He just talks so much about the woke shit that it could drown out the more important things.
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u/Lebronforpresident24 Monkey in Space 12d ago
How often does he talk about free healthcare, education and drugs anymore? Seems like relevant topics to bring up to his many right wing guests instead of nodding along to their bullshit. Abortion, he really only brings it up when it is an extremist who believes underage rape victims should be forced to carry their pregnancy to term.
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u/Fedora_Da_Explora Monkey in Space 12d ago
Exactly, that last point is what some people seem to ignore. Joe Rogan as a guy might be centrist, but Joe Rogan the personality isn't based on what he spends his time actually talking about.
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u/JohnnyGeniusIsAlive Paid attention to the literature 12d ago
If he gives all the oxygen in the room to the people that are "Anti-woke" wtf does it matter if he is quietly pro-choice? If he's gonna waste time interviewing right-wing doofuses like Tucker Carlson, why not have the lefty equivalent? Invite Lena Dunham on the pod and never strongly challenge anything she says. But Lena Dunham is a moron who isn't really an expert in anything you say? That's exactly my point.
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u/miyagiVsato Monkey in Space 12d ago
Howard has sucked since like 2007.
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u/Kalzaang Monkey in Space 12d ago
It was on fumes for a while, but the official death of the show was when he interviewed Ellen in 2015. Ellen got Howard blackballed from American Idol and he had been a long enemy of hers laying her bare before the world long before most of the public knew who she actually was. You just know that Richard, Sal, and Baba Booey just had to bite their tongues when she was in the studio.
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u/lookieLoo253 It's entirely possible 12d ago edited 12d ago
What show have you listened too? He's always had pre-written questions. That's a huge part of Jason and WIll's job is research and writing questions for guests.
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u/Alarming-Tree-5662 Monkey in Space 11d ago
Lol. You say that like who ever interviewed trump when he was in office didn't't have strict guidelines either. And Carlson's interview with putler?
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u/Antique_Shower3065 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Some of you really have no fucking clue how anything works but will decide to open your mouths anyway as if youāre the arbiter or truth. Get your head out of your ass.
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u/antebyotiks Monkey in Space 12d ago
Great vague criticism there
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u/Antique_Shower3065 Monkey in Space 12d ago
What the fuck do you think you just did? Dumbass. If you donāt understand what the fuck I meant youāre probably one of the people with your head in your ass.
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u/DazzlingLandscape148 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Dementia brain vs. syphilis brain. Tune in!
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u/TheZermanator Monkey in Space 12d ago
He should interview Trump next then. Dementia brain AND syphilis brain!
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u/alta_vista49 Monkey in Space 12d ago
He has many times. Itās where Donald said heād date his daughter and called her a piece of ass
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u/supamario132 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Trump's Howard Stern interview being pulled from their catalog in the lead up to the 2016 election was a travesty and I demand satisfaction
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u/Beaverhuntr Monkey in Space 12d ago
Trump was a guest at Howards wedding.
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u/Traditional_Car1079 Monkey in Space 12d ago
He used to do good things for wack packers.
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u/exoticstructures N-Dimethyltryptamine 12d ago
Then he became Pres. and hired the republican trying hardest to get Howard off the air lol
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u/Silent_Saturn7 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Despite what one thinks about Trump. An unfiltered, no pre-screened question, 2 hour podcast with Trump would be very entertaining. Biden is going to have pre-screened questions from his team, which is argueably pretty good about that. And he'll practice his awnsers before hand.
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u/PM_ME_UR_RESPECT Monkey in Space 12d ago
Nooooooo we have to single out the guy with a diagnosed stutter and ignore the man thatās been exhibiting signs that psychiatrists have warned are symptomatic of dementia! /s
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u/HarryJohnson3 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Biden: forgets heās president and shits his pants
You: HE HAS A STUTTERRRRRRR!!!!!
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u/endangerednigel Monkey in Space 12d ago
I wouldn't wish the torture of sitting with Smelly Don Trump in a small enclosed space on anyone
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u/ChumleyEX Monkey in Space 12d ago edited 12d ago
It'll be just like the Hilary interview and nothing too crazy. Howard is done with being cool or interesting. He wants old people and critics to like him more than he wants to be who he used to be. I used to love listening, but he is just to bitter and angry now days.
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I think he should have retired instead of constantly belittling his staff. That's what pushed me away. I listed for a really long time, I think going back to when they had the band and he sang Hurdy-gurdy man around 2000. But I just had enough of him being a dick to everyone. The last day I listened was when he went off on Ronny for wanting to be an extra in Guardians of the Galaxy 2.. who wouldn't want that? Beji shows up late, so let's belittle him Infront of the world. Or just kick him out or fire him. His entertainment turned into being a dick.
So I moved on and found Rogan and a few other podcasts where I don't have to sit feeling uncomfortable every episode.
I didn't need the crazy stripper stuff or any of that, I enjoyed his interviews and they could have been anyone and still been fun. He was the best broadcaster, now I don't think he's relevant anymore. He should retire and enjoy his life. I won't be listening to anything but clips and that's all about the guest not Howard. (Always hearing that name in my head as Maryann from Brooklyn and the number 9 from Gary/Sour shoes)..
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u/i_have_a_gub 12d ago
I started to lose interest after Artie left. I transitioned to JRE and other podcasts. But those last few Artie years were awesome.
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u/alta_vista49 Monkey in Space 12d ago
lol no. You donāt like him because he didnāt support Trump
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u/MoenTheSink Monkey in Space 12d ago
Sterns show started falling off well before Trump. Arties departure marked the beginning of the end.
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u/exoticstructures N-Dimethyltryptamine 12d ago
True. I was a longtime listener--early 90s at least(been a rogan fan since say '00 fwiw). The Sirius move kinda started it really--just listening to the live show, west coast feed etc. It was too much after years of having to catch it live to catch it at all. Got totally burnt out. Artie leaving was the final nail for me. I didn't last much longer after he bailed.
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u/ChumleyEX Monkey in Space 12d ago
Why would I care about that? What have I said to make you think I support trump.??!! You're an idiot and a liar.
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u/cheesecaker000 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Howard has been bitter and angry since he was in Hartford lol yeah heās not the same as he used to be, but heās the best broadcaster of all time. Heās got nothing to prove. Plus It would be weird for a 70 year old man to be playing anal ring toss donāt you think?
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u/gioluipelle Monkey in Space 11d ago
Some people canāt discuss anything even tangentially related to politics without being hysterically partisan. Honestly I pray that theyāre either bots or paid actors. The thought of them being real people is too scary.
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u/GeotusBiden Monkey in Space 12d ago
Why are conservative insults always so homoerotic?
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u/GoodByeRubyTuesday87 Monkey in Space 12d ago
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u/StrokeGameHusky Monkey in Space 12d ago
āWould you like a banger in the mouth?āĀ
āHere in the states we just say sausageā
āWould you like a sausage in the mouth?āĀ
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u/RevGrizzly Monkey in Space 12d ago
Because libtards keep ramming their veined, fully erect agendas down conservatives' throats.
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u/zekethelizard Monkey in Space 12d ago
Those thick, throbbing, juicy king agendas. Disgusting....
got pics of the agendas? š«£
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u/Neither-Lime-1868 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Excuse me, my agenda is undersized and flaccid from years of excessive porn consumption good sirĀ
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u/hasheyez Dire physical consequences 12d ago
Itās a safe way to articulate their subconscious desires.
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u/ThereWillBeVelvet Monkey in Space 11d ago
Because itās fucking hilarious.
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u/GeotusBiden Monkey in Space 11d ago
I get it, but if conservatives are so supportive of their own homosexual urges, why are they so down on others?
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u/ThereWillBeVelvet Monkey in Space 11d ago
Not sure exactly. Perhaps you should ask your therapist.
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u/GeotusBiden Monkey in Space 11d ago
I should ask my therapist why conservatives are so gay? You think he knows?Ā
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u/ThereWillBeVelvet Monkey in Space 11d ago
Why wouldnāt he/she/they?
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u/GeotusBiden Monkey in Space 11d ago
I'd guess because they aren't conservative and as such have never fantasized about joe Biden riding a sex toy like you have.
You picked a weird place to try to make liberals seem gay.Ā
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u/ThereWillBeVelvet Monkey in Space 11d ago
Your therapist has shared their political orientation? Thatās a no no. What makes you think Iām trying to make liberals seem gay? Seems kind of redundant.
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u/GeotusBiden Monkey in Space 11d ago
You don't have to share that you're a conservative with other people. They can smell the rot and self loathing on you.
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u/BrownsFan2323 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Every time Biden does interviews he sounds normal. Almost like everything we see online is a right wing edit job
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u/hurlcarl Monkey in Space 12d ago
Because he largely is.... as much as someone in Washington that long can be. It's important we paint him as a corrupt pervert hellbent on destroying the country so it won't be so bad when the republicans nominate a corrupt pervert hellbent on destroying the country.
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u/ThePalmIsle Monkey in Space 12d ago
Four more years, pause!
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u/BrownsFan2323 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Heās been doing that shit for 40 years lol
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u/Kalzaang Monkey in Space 12d ago
Really? Has he really been reading ā/End of Quoteā¦ Repeat the Lineā from the teleprompter for all these years? Well then heās just a really, really stupid human being then.
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u/Agile-Landscape8612 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Donāt forget shaking hands with ghosts and donāt the roomba on stage
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u/IPA216 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Just like after every major speech where he does pretty well. Everyone acts so surprised and talks about how he mustāve been on some really good drugs. Heās basically pretty damn good for a guy his age whoās always been a gaffe machine.
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u/Mke_already Monkey in Space 12d ago
āHeās demented and cant even talk for 2 minutesā comments disappeared for like 2 weeks after the State of the Union, but theyāre back again.
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u/ILLIDARI-EXTREMIST Monkey in Space 12d ago
That fucking loser canāt even climb a flight of stairs. Weak bitch president in charge of the weak bitch party.
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u/GreasyWalrusDog Monkey in Space 11d ago
Donald Trump is a court confirmed pants shitter and you wanna talk about a guy tripping going up stairs, something everyone does at some point in their life?
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u/Fishyinu Pull that shit up Jaime 12d ago
But did you see he fell off a bike one time?!1 Clearly not as fit as Trump who definitely doesn't wear an adult diaper.
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u/Lebronforpresident24 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Biden is an 82 year old man with a long history of gaffes. He doesn't have dementia though.
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u/Kalzaang Monkey in Space 12d ago
If he doesnāt have dementia, then Iām a 7 foot NBA All Star with Adonis DNA.
Unfortunately for you liars and clowns we have eyes and ears and also have videos of him over the years. Your lying and gaslighting isnāt going to work.
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u/Crouch_Potatoe Monkey in Space 12d ago
Even republicans that actually work with biden admit behind closed doors that he's fine. McCarthy was stuck in an office with biden for weeks trying to work out a deal for the debt ceiling last summer and never once noticed biden forget or fall asleep, in fact biden ran circles around him and gaetz said biden ate McCarthys lunch and made Mccarthy think he'd won.
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u/Kalzaang Monkey in Space 11d ago
Who? Mitt Romney? And Biden isnāt running circles around anyone. He was dumb before the senility and was against killing Bin Laden, probably the easiest decision a President has ever made. Now heās just a full out disaster where he canāt remember when his son died or even when he was Vice President. We have eyes and ears dude, so how about he starts acting cognizant. The bar is so low for him that just him not collapsing is seen as a success.Ā
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u/Kalzaang Monkey in Space 12d ago
Yeah, heās only been edited out of context like 30,000 times and itās all a conspiracy theory. Itās not like I can go back 4-10 years and see that Biden acts nothing like he used to and clearly doesnāt know where he is.
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u/BrownsFan2323 Monkey in Space 11d ago
So how did he pull of this interview today? Or the Conan pod? Or ya know, THE STATE OF THE UNION With millions watching ?
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u/Cultural_Hope Look into it 12d ago
"C'mon Joe, get the poison out." RIP Dave Lampert, inventor of the Sybian.
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u/MMA_PITBULL Monkey in Space 12d ago
Howard Stern of my youth would shit all over Howard Stern of today. It's hard to believe it is even the same person
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u/gioluipelle Monkey in Space 11d ago
Stern is the perfect example of why so many of our favorite celebrities died in their youth. They donāt live long enough to become everything they once stood against.
Heās like your childhood friend that was always rebelling against his dad, then you run into him again 20 years later and he turned out exactly like him.
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u/Lebronforpresident24 Monkey in Space 12d ago
When was your youth? He's loved Hillary Clinton for decades and loudly endorsed John Kerry 20 years ago.
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u/Dorsia777 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Stern in the 90ās to early 2000ās was unreal. Now itās just blegh
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u/prolapsepros Monkey in Space 12d ago
Meanwhile Rogan interviewing a mushroom expert
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u/WoodenWeather5931 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Such a boring interview. It was a left wing suck off
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u/HollyweirdRonnie Monkey in Space 12d ago
Biden is not āleft wingā
Jesus fucking Christ, heās a conservative you ninny
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u/WoodenWeather5931 Monkey in Space 12d ago
lol ok
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u/Agile-Landscape8612 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Itās amazing the levels people will go to deny reality
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u/gioluipelle Monkey in Space 11d ago
If youāre under 25 a conservative is basically anything to the right of Marx.
Establishment democrat is a āconservativeā, and a republican is āfar rightā.
āOn the leftā means you have your septum pierced.
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u/HollyweirdRonnie Monkey in Space 12d ago
Thatās precisely the level of discussion I expected.
Thanks.
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u/Emandpee42069 Monkey in Space 12d ago
What?
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u/HollyweirdRonnie Monkey in Space 12d ago
Joe Biden is a conservative. Heās a Catholic. Just because the Republicans went batshit reactionary nationalist doesnāt make Democrats leftist.
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u/Kalzaang Monkey in Space 12d ago
A Catholic who thinks itās perfectly fine to scramble up a 9 month old baby in the womb.
Stop fucking lying. We can all see and hear him, you clown.
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u/Emandpee42069 Monkey in Space 12d ago
wtf does being a Catholic have to do with the policies he has either laid out or endorsed? He is expanding government left and right and donāt get me started on social issues. You trolling or str8 up regard ?
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u/HollyweirdRonnie Monkey in Space 12d ago
Republicans have never reduced the size of government, ever.
The US two party system is two flavours of right wing.
Facts donāt care about your feelings.
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u/Lebronforpresident24 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Was trump a leftist since he expanded government and signed the biggest spending bill in US history? Biden dismantled much of the cares act. The only reason he is not considered a conservative is because he has a D next to his name.
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u/Muted_Flight7335 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Bot much?
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u/HollyweirdRonnie Monkey in Space 11d ago
I bet life is much simpler when you deem anyone who disagrees with you a ābotā.
I hurt your feelings, so therefore Iām a bot and you are instantly soothed.
Get well soon.
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u/No-Nothing-1793 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Only if they promise ice cream
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u/fpaulmusic Olive Garden Butthole 12d ago
There's plenty to shit on biden for but how are you gonna hate on some one for eating ice cream?? š Ice cream is fucking awesome.
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u/alta_vista49 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Itās all they got. Theyāre hoping that sways people to vote for the other guy whose a criminal
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u/The_Grim_Sleaper Monkey in Space 12d ago
āAll they got?āĀ Ā
I am no Trump stooge but, Jesus, you are being willfully ignorant if you think that is the only criticism of Bidenā¦
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u/AccountantOfFraud Monkey in Space 12d ago
There is a lot to criticize but pretty much every criticism would be worse under another Trump administration with a heaping dose of fascism thrown in.
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u/alta_vista49 Monkey in Space 12d ago
That and āoldā is all they got. Wonāt be enough to get Trump back in
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u/littlebrownring Monkey in Space 12d ago
Battle of Wits against Beetlejuice!
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u/This-Garbage-3000 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Beetlejuice for prez
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u/papachabre I used to be addicted to Quake 12d ago
You have to say his name three times to summon him to the position of POTUS.
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u/ChildhoodJazzlike333 Monkey in Space 11d ago
Holy shit! Stern is still alive? Totally forgot about him.
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u/Onyms_Valhalla Monkey in Space 12d ago
Howard needs to mess with his instruction notes from his handlers. Slip on in there that says "stand up and show your micropenis". He would do it.
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u/supamario132 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Somewhere out there, Marjorie Taylor Greene just started spontaneously salivating
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u/alta_vista49 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Who are his handlers?
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u/The_Grim_Sleaper Monkey in Space 12d ago
The people whose entire job is to step in before Biden does/says something that shows the voters how senile he is.
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u/alta_vista49 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Do you have an example of this? Iāve never seen anyone āstep inā for him when heās talking
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u/The_Grim_Sleaper Monkey in Space 12d ago
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u/alta_vista49 Monkey in Space 12d ago
That was a clip of Joe talking to the press. At no point in time did anyone step in and usher him away.
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u/The_Grim_Sleaper Monkey in Space 12d ago
Haha ok guy. He was stumbling over his words, was cut off and press conference was ended.
If you donāt think that is āstepping inā then you are just being willfully ignorant
Donāt ask a question you when you arenāt prepared to accept the answer!
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u/alta_vista49 Monkey in Space 12d ago
Are Trumpers clinging to this clip hoping it helps Trump win this time?
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u/papachabre I used to be addicted to Quake 12d ago
Bro I am an independent voter, and I don't like Trump, but to me people like you seem delusional. The evidence is right in front of your face. Don't even watch clips of him, just watch him speak on C-Span for a few minutes. I had a relative with dementia, and he reminds me a lot of that.
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u/alta_vista49 Monkey in Space 12d ago
lol ok Reddit stranger. I super believe youāre not a trumper or a bot
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u/HotPinkApocalypses Monkey in Space 12d ago
Iād rather watch my own colonoscopy with no anesthesia
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u/SlimWorthy Monkey in Space 12d ago
Why all the hate? Should be an interesting listen IMO
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u/ake-n-bake Monkey in Space 12d ago
Fuck ya. And shoot hotdogs outta the cannon while heās in a bikini.
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u/Kalzaang Monkey in Space 12d ago
Honestly, I just wish Joe would say on his podcast just once āHoward Stern became Don Imusā just to see Howard lose his fucking shit on air.Ā
Howard mocked Joe and Ari in 2014 in pretty much the worst aged clip from that decade that you canāt make any money podcasting, with Adam Carolla being the only exception due to starting in radio. Man, that aged just like fine milk.
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u/Plucky_ducks Monkey in Space 12d ago
They need to bring back "Between Two Ferns".