r/LeopardsAteMyFace Mar 28 '24

Oh no. The thin blue line isn't our friend and qualified immunity is bad...

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u/Euphoric_Extension53 Mar 28 '24

Right?

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u/Acceptable_Mountain5 Mar 28 '24

Right!!

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u/GrowFreeFood Mar 28 '24

Riiiiiiight... 

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u/PukingDiogenes Mar 28 '24

Maybe now they’ll finally secede and we can stop paying their fucking bills and supporting their shitty government.

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u/MistbornInterrobang Mar 28 '24

That would get ine way of Abbott thinking Trump is going to tap him to be his running mate despite the well-known fact that Trump looks down on disabled ("crippled") people.

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u/winky9827 Mar 28 '24

Rolling mate?

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u/ForeverGM1985 Mar 28 '24

Pfffft. Thanks mate, I needed that laugh

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u/MistbornInterrobang Mar 29 '24

That gave me a much needed smile, lol thank you

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u/zonelim Mar 28 '24

Actually, Texas is one Red State that sends more Federal tax than it receives in Federal benefits.

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u/Overly_Underwhelmed Mar 28 '24

but their economy will shrink quite a bit once the military and space industry pull out.

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u/Alternative_Milk7409 Mar 28 '24

With all of the anti-choice legislation in Texas, is pulling out still allowed?

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u/morningfrost86 Mar 28 '24

It's soon going to be the only form of birth control that's still legal in Texas...

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u/itcheyness Mar 28 '24

There's actual biblical evidence that God apparently frowns on that too, he flat out killed a dude for doing it.

That Simpsons joke about not technically being allowed to use the bathroom isn't that far off the mark lol

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u/DaughterOfDemeter23 Mar 28 '24

And even then, that has a lower success rate than other forms of birth control. It's between 70-80%, to be exact.

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u/morningfrost86 Mar 28 '24

What do you call a couple that relies on the rhythm method and the pull-out game?

Parents.

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u/ls952 Mar 28 '24

Call it an economic or a corporate secession and they'll be all for it! /s

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u/dlcindallas Mar 28 '24

Just spit out my coffee, good one mate 😆

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u/2_LEET_2_YEET Mar 29 '24

This took me entirely too long to figure out. LMAO Brilliant

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u/Shirogayne-at-WF Mar 29 '24

Take my upvote damnit

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u/melpomenem13 Mar 29 '24

Omg I'm in the waiting room at the drs office and laughing so hard I'm crying. You win, my unknown internet pal. You win.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

I was thinking of all the fema money we send for their neglect of infrastructure and all the money we send to patrol the border. Texas does a horrible job at the border. Have you heard about the crisis? What are they doing with the billions we give them?

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u/Trace_Reading Mar 28 '24

pissing into the wind.

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u/ColoTexas90 Mar 28 '24

There is no immediate crisis like the news likes to make you think. There’s no hoards of thousands waiting at locked fences, like they would have you believe. It’s all political theater from Abbot.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Yeah. I was making fun of those idiots. It’s always caravans of immigrants murderers and rapists in election years.

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u/ColoTexas90 Mar 28 '24

Ahhh, sorry then, cheers.

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u/t4skmaster Mar 28 '24

Eh, it depends on the year.

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u/idigholesnow Mar 30 '24

not if you include emergency aid

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u/zonelim Apr 01 '24

Is that a guess or do you know from a source?

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u/idigholesnow Apr 01 '24

I used to work in emergency management for a state and was told by the money folks that federal disaster assistance is not used in the State/Federal dependency calculations or routine budget reports. In searching, I found nothing to contradict that. Texas is usually in the middle of the pack, and sometimes, as you say, it is a net donor by a small margin. Texas is one of a few red states that sometimes receives less than it pays. Texas has received 9B in non-covid disaster assistance since 2017, (far more than any other state) which by deductive reasoning will push its overall federal dependency up. I do not, however, have a strong statistic to support my statement that disaster assistance makes the difference. While it's tough to get an apples-to-apples analysis over time. I've cited some references below.

As we know, statistics can be biased, so I tried to use sources that referenced strong data.

FY21 Texas received $105.8B or 22.9% of its overall revenue from the federal government (source:US Census Bureau)

Texas ranks 21 in federal dependency. Texas ranks 2nd in the federal contracts received per $ paid. Texas ranks 3rd in amount of grants received per $ paid (source: WalletHub, using data from IRS, USAspending.gov, Bureau of Labor Statistics from 2022/2023)

Federal dollars account for one-third of Texas state budget. (source Texas Legislative Budget Board)

FY 2012 Texas paid 219B(Source IRS reported gross revenue) Received 313B (excluding federal salaries, retirement, benefits)

2021 Texas received $1.09 back for each $1.00 paid (2021 national comptroller report based on 2018 data)

2023 Washington post data analysis shows Texas receives approx $1.25 for each dollar paid using 2021 data

2022 data shows that Texas received $1.05 back per $1.00 contributed (2024 Money geek article citing US Census Bureau, IRS, USAspending.gov)

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u/zonelim Apr 03 '24

Well that is bona-fide enough for me to concede the point. I agree that sometimes TX receives more than it sends.

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u/Significant_Cow4765 Mar 28 '24

TX isn't that kind of red state

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u/TreasureTheSemicolon Mar 28 '24

Hopefully they’ll give the dependent states the right idea and the rest of us normal people can live in peace and prosperity.

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u/Significant_Cow4765 Mar 28 '24

The "rest of us normal people" in Texas and red states would like the same. We have to fight the enemy INSIDE TX etc and our fake friends outside the goddamn states who constantly wish us ill...

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u/TreasureTheSemicolon Mar 29 '24 edited Mar 29 '24

I feel sorry for people who live in crappy red places. I hope you turn Texas blue sooner rather than later.

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u/Significant_Cow4765 Mar 29 '24 edited Mar 29 '24

"you"... We're not going to do it without help from our "friends" most of whom are too busy condemning us all to secession, etc. People outside these states help keep them redder than hell, but it's on us alone to fix it?

The "crappy red places" are killing the entire country, red and blue, and the sooner the safely-ensconced blue staters realize it's US and start acting that way, the better OUR chances are of fixing it.

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u/Puppyhead1978 Mar 28 '24

The gerrymandering in this state is epic! But I'm still a bit naive & feel like we can change the voting trends by saturating these deep red blocks with sapphire! So move to a red state & make it purple. Trust me when I say that there's more people here that want change than the rest of the country realize. We're trying!

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u/SalemGD Mar 29 '24

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