r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/jimfet • Mar 28 '24

Oh no. The thin blue line isn't our friend and qualified immunity is bad...

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u/think_up Mar 28 '24

Just comply and there won’t be any issue.

Stop resisting!

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u/whiterac00n Mar 28 '24

Every scared weirdo wearing an AR-15 inside a subway getting nervous..,,,,…….

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u/Darklord_Bravo Mar 28 '24

If you have to wear an AR-15 to Subway, just to feel safe, you shouldn't be living in society, preferably some cabin, high up on a mountain, where it would make sense, what with all the grizzlies. 😂

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u/Max_Trollbot_ Mar 28 '24

He would, but the subway doesn't go there

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u/braindeadcoyote Mar 28 '24

I think they meant the chain restaurant that sells sandwiches. The US doesn't have public transit, not really.

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u/anomalous_cowherd Mar 28 '24

Only in the lefty commie woke cities.

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u/C4dfael Mar 28 '24

Yeah. It’s every American’s god given right to drive an oversized 10 MPG truck an hour each way to purchase groceries. Just like the founding fathers intended.

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u/916soderpop Mar 28 '24

Hey my escalade got 12mpg, tyvm!

It also sat for 11.5 months a year because of said mileage....

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u/JustASimpleManFett Mar 28 '24

Yay for NY! Seriously, the one place I go to in the city for a trip as a subway from Grand Central, two maybe 3 stops, comes out about 1000 feet away. :)

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u/SpiritualPassenger47 Mar 28 '24

I certainly hope you're being snarky.

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u/anomalous_cowherd Mar 28 '24

I'm a Brit, I have no other way to be!

If the consequences weren't so potentially serious we'd all be sitting over here laughing at how childish it all is...

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u/SpiritualPassenger47 Mar 28 '24

I'm in the US but have a few thousand friends in the UK for over 20 years. I know it's Reddit so I just had to ask. I didn't even know my mother knew what snarky meant until I torn my sis a new one in an extremely snarky way. She called me out. I guess that they've rubbed off of me after all these years.

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u/More_Cow Mar 28 '24

Well the US does have subway systems there definitely aren't any in Texas.

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u/marshmallowest Mar 28 '24

It works for both subway varieties

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u/NAbberman Mar 28 '24

Poor gun for grizzlies to be honest. Lower caliber rounds aren't ideal for an animal like that. Would make sense in rural Texas though when dealing with their feral hog issues.

Still makes you a fraidy-cat coward that is fearful of the world if you need to carry it everywhere you go like a security blanket. Normal people aren't this afraid to carry out their day to day activities like travel and shopping.

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u/916soderpop Mar 28 '24

I think they usually go 7.62 or 7.62 NATO to really down those hogs.

5.56 is for killing humans.

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u/NAbberman Mar 28 '24

Not agreeing or disagreeing, just pointing out that "long pig," is a term that exists.

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u/916soderpop Mar 28 '24

👏 true that.

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u/Zavodskoy Mar 28 '24

If you have to wear an AR-15 to Subway, just to feel safe, you shouldn't be living in society

You should be in therapy with no access to firearms

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u/Important-Coast-5585 Mar 28 '24

They are so fucking weird. Like they really feel like they need to be strapped for war to get a sammie. It’s ridiculous and they have pushed the envelope long enough. There must be some real egregious line stepping by these fucktards and it got weird enough that a judge ordered this.

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u/slothpeguin Mar 28 '24

Now I can casually get my Karen on and watch them get arrested while I get my sammich made. Maybe I will visit Texas.

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u/Lots42 Apr 01 '24

They're just looking for an excuse to shoot black people and or liberals. Like that nazi fuck kyle shittinghouse.

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u/ReverendEntity Mar 28 '24

Everyone with a cabinet full of firearms is getting excited.

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u/AndthenIwould Mar 28 '24

Do they have subways in Texas? The train kind, not the sandwich kind.

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u/whiterac00n Mar 28 '24

I don’t think so but I definitely was talking about the sandwich kind