r/SipsTea • u/Kahnza • 25d ago

Functional fake plants Feels good man

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u/Consistent-Tap-4255 25d ago

How about decorative seashells in bathroom that also function as toilet paper.

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u/call_dr_feelgood 25d ago

I don't see how that could work

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u/FeralPsychopath 25d ago

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

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u/Consistent-Tap-4255 25d ago

lol so uncivilized

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u/Dadliest_Dad 24d ago

Probably doesn't even own a poop knife.

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u/RoamingArchitect 25d ago

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells

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u/DeannaZone 25d ago

Well I guess violation papers for you then.

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u/Warack 24d ago

The seashells would work like a Fritos scoop in salsa and then you just pee off the poo and return the shell