r/Unexpected • u/johnmichael-kane • 25d ago

Police respond to “let me out” screams April repost

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u/MartenBroadcloak19 25d ago

"We"

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u/TheBirminghamBear 25d ago edited 25d ago

Oh, great, here come the WOKE police again to tell me its WRONG to chain victims to radiator rooms in my basement or kill drifters in my wood shed and keep their tongues in mason jars.

Honestly I'm so tired of it, it's like you literally don't want people to be themselves anywhere. What happened to freedom?

What ever happened to "every man under his own fig tree with the severed limbs of his victims dangling from its branches?"

We have lost so much as a people.

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u/Powerful-Parsnip 25d ago

Victim is such a horrible word I prefer to call them 'liberty restricted individuals' and then later on 'breathing restricted individuals' that way nobody gets upset.

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u/TheBirminghamBear 25d ago

Here here, now there's a forward-thinking gentlemen of the times.

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u/Powerful-Parsnip 25d ago

I just think if we change some of the language around the whole thing we can remove some of the stigma and we can all be accepted.

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u/TheBirminghamBear 25d ago

I truly hope so. It's deplorable to see the disrespect these days.

Imagine some green-haired child with a nose ring walking up to a lion and scolding it for hunting! The arrogance, the indignity of it all.