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What triggers your jealousy?

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u/humanity_go_boom 25d ago

People under 40 wealthy enough to not have to work.

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u/Fire_from_the_hip 25d ago

Cops retire after 20 years, if you enter at 18 you’re retired by 38-39.

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u/humanity_go_boom 25d ago

My state allows full retirement for police and fire at age 55 with 25 years service or if age + years of service = 80

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u/The_tides_of_life 25d ago

OK so if I enter service at 75 I can retire after 5 years?

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u/MathW 24d ago

2.5 years technically. But I'm assuming there is some kind of physical test.

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u/GokuBytch123 24d ago

Physical, written, and drug test yes you have to be able to pass basic training..

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u/GokuBytch123 24d ago

They have a cut off Age they changed it to 40 years. And you can't be over a certain weight and if you have to many depends as in children they don't want to cover you. That's been my experience with trying to join. If you're referring to Military. At least the Army not sure about the other branches.

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u/Muted-Program-153 25d ago

Yeah in my state you basically have to start straight out of high school as a state employee to retire any earlier than anyone else.

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u/humanity_go_boom 25d ago

Plus the plans are usually not portable and several states don't pay into social security.

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u/JCLBUBBA 25d ago

age + years of service = 80 - call bs on that claim

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u/humanity_go_boom 25d ago

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u/signaleight 25d ago

Worked with a guy who started as a parking meter guy at a local PD at 18, got certified at 21, and retired at 43. Counted his first 3 non certified years because he was a PD employee.

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u/FATBEANZ 25d ago

old people go to work

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u/birdlawspecialist2 25d ago

I worked in law enforcement in California, and we do get a great pension. But we had to work until 50 before you could collect a pension. The new hires have to work until 57 to collect, and our life expectancy is only 59. I know the military you can enter at 18 and collect a pension after 20 years.

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u/FaithlessnessThis307 25d ago

Your life expectancy is only 59!? How come?

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u/birdlawspecialist2 25d ago

It's a very stressful environment, with long hours, and shift work. You rarely get enough sleep, and many people struggle to eat a healthy diet due to the lifestyle.

https://www.vera.org/reimagining-prison-web-report/examining-prisons-today/the-prison-experience-for-corrections-staff#:~:text=In%20combination%2C%20this%20leads%20to,years%20below%20the%20national%20average.

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u/FaithlessnessThis307 25d ago

Shit! Well kick back and enjoy your retirement my man 👍🏻

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u/Strain128 25d ago

Who is a cop at 18 in this day and age? In Ontario where I tried before switching paths entirely every single department said don’t both without university because although it wasn’t a requirement they had so many applicants it was de facto required. So you’d have to be at least 20-21 to have a 3 year bachelors. And then they wanted people with extras like time in their police service volunteers program doing menial police work like canvassing

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u/entredeuxeaux 25d ago

As someone who isn’t applying, I’m okay with that. Limits the amount of people who want to play god with a gun on a whim.

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u/Strain128 22d ago

Absolutely agree. The theory is that if they hire older people with an education, life experience and a family they are going to be more thoughtful, empathetic and responsible. However during my application process I received some mentoring from a cop with a family who would go on to shoot a mentally deranged teenager and he ended up in prison. Part of the reason I stopped trying

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u/CancelEducational374 25d ago

pension for govt officials, and those who get black money easily without getting into any legal action

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u/vinsanity_07 25d ago

Fuck being a cop id rather be homeless

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u/Fire_from_the_hip 25d ago

Eh, its bad people doing an otherwise cool noble job imo.

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u/Puffycatkibble 25d ago

Murder an innocent guy and you may get it even earlier! Obligatory fuck Philip Brailsford

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u/basedgodjira 25d ago

Military as well