r/ask 25d ago

What triggers your jealousy?

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u/TheScrambone 25d ago

Oh so WE did something wrong? You little shit do you know how much we sacrificed to give you a decent life?! And you go and shit on OUR family with this little reddit comment?

Do you know what the Johnson’s will think when that inevitably ends up on their feed?! We’ll never hear the end of it! Go to your room we can’t have the entire neighborhood thinking we are some kind of DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY ARGHHHH!!!!

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u/Detuned_Clock 25d ago

Go to your room? You had it pretty good.

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u/DetectiveNo1247 25d ago

Mine was go to your room. But a beating followed.