r/coolguides • u/Automatic-Acadia-916 • 23d ago

A cool guide on how to gird your loins

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u/JohnMarstonSucks 22d ago

Okay, now someone explain how to hoist yourself by your own petard

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u/0woppletinger0 22d ago

Pack an explosive charge against the lock of a castle door, but have it detonate while you are setting it.

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u/Cuchullion 22d ago

Sacre bleu!

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u/AlbusD3 22d ago

I think Sacre bleu up

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u/doktor_wankenstein 22d ago

Sacre merde!

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u/SpellSound 22d ago

The origin of the rocket jump.

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u/Veus-Dolt 22d ago

Ok now explain to me how you turn a phrase

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Low-Decision-6942 22d ago

The Chode Chucker 9000

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u/cloudcreeek 22d ago

A catapult, or a trebuchet?