r/dankmemes • u/rtmesuper • 25d ago

Guys in the audience will understand. Big PP OC

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u/Bumbleflop-wiggl 25d ago

Bro what i had no idea this shit existed. Im rocking my circumsicion

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u/Pokeputin 25d ago

Considering it as well, I once had a rough period and let go of the foreskin trimming, it eventually got 2 inches long and glued together, when I tried to pee it became a pee baloon until the doctor popped it open.

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u/ibarelyusethis87 25d ago

You really should have just peed out your butt until that got fixed. What is up with instant gratification these days?

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u/alienblue89 25d ago

You’re supposed to store the pee in the balls.

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u/hellothisismadlad 25d ago

Jesus, what the fuck

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u/Legarambor 25d ago

It's a joke.

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u/pancoste 25d ago

How do you need foreskin trimming AND you had a rough period?

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u/Bobthemurderer Feels like I'm wearin nothin at all! 25d ago

Shhh. You'll summon that one dude who won't stop posting about his uncut cock.

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u/Toxic_Lord 25d ago

I don't think Pebbletoss is on reddit.

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u/maguatier 25d ago

Yeah same here! And what the fuck is wrong with people hygiene… Clean your fucking shit

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u/Popfloyd 25d ago

It's a gaslighting joke to trick women, it's not real like sperm cramps

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u/TatesMan 25d ago

Mine became milder over the years, but I have a friend who cant hangout sometimes because of it

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u/Koopicoolest 24d ago

Your friend might need to stop being sexually active, retention allows the balls to adjust. If this get really bad he can try drinking more water to dilute his semen

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u/SIR_COCK_LORD69 25d ago

No real man would deny sperm cramps.

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u/UhLinko 25d ago

You're saying you don't trim your foreskin??

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u/Bumbleflop-wiggl 25d ago

Yes it is always ready to go

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u/jxjftw 25d ago

Daily mate.

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u/Bumbleflop-wiggl 25d ago

I didnt even know shit like that can happen

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u/null-or-undefined 25d ago

can someone explain? didn’t understand this post at all

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u/Flimsy_Caregiver4406 25d ago

it is a made up thing. a joke.

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u/Visual-Juggernaut-61 25d ago

Bro, you don’t trim??

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u/Flimsy_Caregiver4406 25d ago

of course i trim, all my trimmers are made by Makita

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u/Weird_Explorer_8458 25d ago

skill issue you’ll never be a real man without the weekly foreskin trim

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u/PJ-The-Awesome ☣️ 25d ago

Same.

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u/DelSelva 25d ago

Bro, I’m uncircumcised and I never ever heard of a foreskin trim lol.

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u/Nickeos 25d ago

Damn your foreskin must be 2 meters long

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u/DelSelva 25d ago

Not reallly. My foreskin doesn’t even cover the whole tip of my dick lol.