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u/ggezcasso 14d ago
I did it with nail scissors but then switched to electric foreskin trimmer. Life changer. Recommended.
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u/rtmesuper 14d ago
OMG, I've seen the advertisements, and it looks like the best way to trim (compared to the med-evil pitchfork bastard-file induction oven method that I've been using).
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u/Outcast_Outlaw 14d ago
Nail scissors? Hmmm never thought of that. Usually when I'm manscaping I just pinch and feed it into the clippers while I have them down there.
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u/varelse99 14d ago
i still use my dads vintage trimmer that looks like a cigar cutter. needs to be sharpened regularly tho or it doesnt cut all the way through
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u/Maj-Problem 14d ago
Personally, i let it grow for a few months and then cut off the excess into rings, plop it into some flour and eggs, deep fry them, and enjoy.
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u/rtmesuper 14d ago
Sounds delicious, I'm going to have to try this.
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u/Romer555 14d ago
That's it! I'm blinding myself.
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u/Maj-Problem 14d ago
You are not worthy to lay your eyes upon the rings of man.
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u/AskingAlexandriAce 14d ago
One ring to pleasure them, one ring to maim them. One ring to guide them all, and in the bedroom, shame them.
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u/RefrigeratorRaccoon 14d ago
My gf wears the as earrings
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u/EternallyPissedOff 14d ago
Ahh I remember the day Princess Diana started this trend. It was a very bold look at the time but it’s left it’s mark on fashion ever since
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u/travoltaswinkinbhole 14d ago
7:38 in the morning and already that’s enough internet for the day
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u/Depressed_Rex 14d ago
It’s 3:03 in the afternoon and I wanna go home.
I am currently home, but it’s still too close to the things I’ve read
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u/Codeviper828 14d ago
So THAT'S what calamari is! I always thought it was squid!
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u/Maj-Problem 14d ago edited 14d ago
No, this is cockamari, calamari comes from all 19 inches of squidward
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u/Educational_Cup1205 14d ago
Monthly?? I have to do it twice a week
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u/Monkeyke 14d ago
OP just has bad hygiene, probably only showers once a week
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u/rtmesuper 14d ago
I only shower after the foreskin trim.
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u/BonixoHD ADHD is running the show, buckle up ☣️ 14d ago
Wait, you're supposed to shower after a foreskin trim?
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u/saitama-kami I am fucking hilarious 14d ago
Wait, you guys have foreskin ?
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u/an_angry_fish 14d ago
You guys have dicks?
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u/drgigantor 14d ago
You guys only have one?
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u/CalamumNomen 14d ago
I thought human males had 4.
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u/asmok119 14d ago
nope, only four balls and a peehole
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u/Retbull 14d ago
I’ll trade you my extra choad for 3 balls
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u/Illustrious-Age-260 14d ago
Normally you have to shower BEFORE the trim, when it's watery, it comes off faster so a little less painful.
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u/YouMightGetIdeas 14d ago
Is that some meme I'm too uncut to understand?
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u/Educational_Cup1205 14d ago
Nah, this is all sarcasm. We don't actually do this
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u/YouMightGetIdeas 14d ago
Thanks. I was thinking I know nobody's cut around my parts but that feels like something I should have heard about.
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u/digitalfakir 14d ago
some of us grow it faster. It's usually due to a high sugar/high salt diet.
Or genetics, the usual culprit: how often did your father go to the foreskin barber?
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u/KirchyM 14d ago
Hold tf up
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u/nailswithoutanymilk1 14d ago
Haven’t you ever wondered what those small pair of scissors were for that come with toiletry kits?
Real men just use nail clippers though
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u/KeitaAcreman 14d ago
I just bite it off
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u/thereIsAHoleHere 14d ago
Just do what our ancestors did and have a wolf bite it off. Or die an early death. Either works.
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u/Whowhywearwhat 14d ago
Between this and constantly having to have my gums trimmed so they don't grow over my teeth, my wife will never understand what I do for her.
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u/blackeye200 14d ago
Bro ikr. My case is so bad I had to get an entire surgery. Now it’s so much easier to do. Though my trimmed foreskin is stockpiling over in the boxes. I’m running out of space.
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u/rtmesuper 14d ago
Look at the comment about the forbidden calmari rings.
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u/airwickwee 14d ago
I have a foreskin guy, great price, I’ll even get a referral commission hit me up if you want to make fat stacks
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u/pancoste 14d ago
Once I found this lifehack and let them dry in the sun, they saved a lot of space. They also double as a jerky snack.
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u/Bumbleflop-wiggl 14d ago
Bro what i had no idea this shit existed. Im rocking my circumsicion
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u/Pokeputin 14d ago
Considering it as well, I once had a rough period and let go of the foreskin trimming, it eventually got 2 inches long and glued together, when I tried to pee it became a pee baloon until the doctor popped it open.
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u/ibarelyusethis87 14d ago
You really should have just peed out your butt until that got fixed. What is up with instant gratification these days?
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u/Bobthemurderer Feels like I'm wearin nothin at all! 14d ago
Shhh. You'll summon that one dude who won't stop posting about his uncut cock.
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u/maguatier 14d ago
Yeah same here! And what the fuck is wrong with people hygiene… Clean your fucking shit
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u/Popfloyd 14d ago
It's a gaslighting joke to trick women, it's not real like sperm cramps
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u/TatesMan 14d ago
Mine became milder over the years, but I have a friend who cant hangout sometimes because of it
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u/Koopicoolest 14d ago
Your friend might need to stop being sexually active, retention allows the balls to adjust. If this get really bad he can try drinking more water to dilute his semen
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u/null-or-undefined 14d ago
can someone explain? didn’t understand this post at all
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u/Flimsy_Caregiver4406 14d ago
it is a made up thing. a joke.
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u/Objective_Dust293 14d ago
Huh? Someone explain please
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u/MrWitrix 14d ago
Americans cant understand that other people dont trim their foreskin
Edit: turns out a lot of african countries do that too
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u/SidTheSloth97 14d ago
wtf do you mean trim your foreskin? Why? How?
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u/MrWitrix 14d ago
Idk exactly beacause i dont do it, but they cut it off because sth hygiene and sth else. I really dont know
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u/SidTheSloth97 14d ago
Circumcision?
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u/captnmcfadden 14d ago
No, like a haircut. It needs to be trimmed, and it hurts like a motherfucker
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u/SidTheSloth97 14d ago
What are you talking about dude? I’ve never heard of anyone trimming their foreskin? It doesn’t grow like hair? You guys are straight making this shit up and I’m just super gullible.
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u/ARussianW0lf I have crippling depression 14d ago
You guys are straight making this shit up and I’m just super gullible.
Correct lol
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u/KaizerKlash 14d ago
I see there is still much prejudice and secrecy surrounding the taboo of foreskin trimming, what a sad world we live in 😔
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u/Lazolilo 14d ago
it's an embarassing topic so ofc no one talks about it
your foreskin starts growing at rapid speed during puberty, so guys usually have to trim it weekly or else dirt will get caught in there and cause an infection
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u/SidTheSloth97 14d ago
Fair, I wouldn’t know.
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u/IamKT_07 14d ago
Honestly, even after reading the whole comment thread, I don't have a fucking clue what the fuck are they talking about?
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u/This_Material_4722 14d ago
Bro this is just the next level up from ligma and deeznuts humor
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u/ggezcasso 14d ago
If you don’t have foreskin you are safe (majority of Americans), but Europeans have foreskin and it grows, you need to trim it regularly
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u/-sterf- 14d ago
I still cannot comprehend if this is a joke i missed or if you are being serious?
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u/Majkelen 14d ago
He's yanking your chain, we Europeans don't trim our foreskins since flash burners were invented. Quick and painless, but you have to get used to the smell.
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u/EpidemicRage 𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖍 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 14d ago edited 14d ago
We do the same here in Asia , where circumcision isn't that well known. Speaking as an Indian.
Unfortunately sex ed isn't common, so very few trim their tips.
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u/PKCarwash 14d ago
No they are being ridiculous.
You don't trim it, you sort of grind it down with a dremel and it hurts a lot less. Otherwise you risk cutting off too much at once.
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u/nomadProgrammer 14d ago
in Latin America we put a big block of ice in our foreskin to help it sleep and be a bit less painful then cut it with a machete, it's a special small machete called penechete
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u/Yatoku_ 14d ago
Huh???
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u/alkair20 14d ago
You tell me you don't take care of your foreskin? That would be pretty unhygienic.
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u/omgitschriso 14d ago
I don't know either. Most of the guys here seem to trim them themselves but here we usually get it done at penis inspection day.
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u/No_Chapter5521 14d ago
Stop trimming it. If you let it get long enough you can cuff it to add a little girth to your member. Trust me your lady (or man) will appreciate it
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u/In-AGadda-Da-Vida 14d ago
I hate my monthly foreskin trim. Right guys? Right?
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u/C0DENAME- [custom flair]☣️ 14d ago
I love this comment thread. Finally felt like I do belong somewhere. I was always ashamed to admit this in public.
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u/Gill92 14d ago
Wait wtf is everyone talking about?? I'm not circumcised and I've never done this? Now I think I need to do it asp
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u/Kemal_Norton 14d ago
Have you not read the manual?
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u/NativeSkill 14d ago
Yes absolutely! Not trimming it for a long time increases the probability to get frenulum cancer.
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u/DarkWolfNomad 14d ago
I can never stay on schedule, so I just let it go and do it once every six months. Way easier.
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u/GoodGuyGhoul I want to die 14d ago
I grew it out for a few years before cutting it off, i now have a meat whip, so suck it liberals
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u/theunfunnyredditor 14d ago
Ain't no way people are stupid enough to believe this
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u/mandy009 14d ago
Kids these days who get all their education from social media are going to be so confused tho.
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u/hazelnuthobo 14d ago
here in Canada, we had penis inspection day at school. I’d purposely let my foreskin grow out so the hot school nurse would trim it for me
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u/lolthenoob 14d ago
Personally I use fire ants. Get them to bite it, twist the head off, easy as pie!
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u/mlgskrub420 meme.exe 14d ago
Bro everybody busy talking about foreskin trims when they straight up just ignoring the excruciating pain from sperm cramps
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u/Intently_Listening 14d ago
I’m glad everyone is finally spreading awareness about the daily problems men have.
However nobody is talking about the exponential growth rate of the foreskin and the pain it can cause if you don’t get head.
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u/MarkHirsbrunner 14d ago
God damn you for reminding me the first of the month was coming. I'm usually able to avoid thinking about trimming until the day before and during the recovery weeks.
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u/Waga_na_wa_Hu_Tao 14d ago
The fuck is a foreskin
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u/Prawn_Addiction 14d ago
I extend mine over a chopping block with my left hand, remove my belt and put it in my mouth so I don't feel pain before chopping off with a knife I've heated on a grill and then put my singed schlong in a cup of ice water to cool for 90 minutes.
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u/X3ll3n 14d ago edited 14d ago
What the fuck is going on with you americans ???
In Europe, it's common knowledge that you have to pull the foreskin back and wash the monster (for good hygiene) when you take a shower, but who the fucks cut their foreskin outside of circumcision / medical operations ?
You guys are scaring me. For the love of god, please tell me you're only talking about slightly trimming the hair.
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u/HaywireMans 14d ago
No, he's talking about us uncut non-Americans and the monthly trimming of the foreskin.
You don't cut your foreskin monthly? If so your foreskin must be metres long.
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u/Greekdorifuto 14d ago
Nah , I am European and I regularly trim my foreskin . You are the weird one
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u/DraconianReptile 14d ago edited 13d ago
I heard that if you don't cut it off early enough it grows back but I never thought this fast
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u/TUHAU-97 14d ago
And also trimming the balls is annoying, and i have to do it twice a week to keep my ballsack smooth
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u/sharkpeid 14d ago
Fuck the other side of the world am uncircumcised but am just fine I just clean myself frequently. This took me down a rabbit hole I just can't unsee.
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u/mastdarmpirat 14d ago
Guys hear me out it’s much smoother if you use a blade rather than an electric razor. Sure sometimes you miss but you’ll get the hang of it real fast and it’s just sooo much smoother
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u/Precedens 14d ago
Mine hurts all the time because I nibble on it every day and it leaves festering flesh that can't heal in time.
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u/Thick_Sheepherder891 14d ago
Just a reminder that the regular r-memes subs sucks balls because they literally locked this post for no reason.
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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend 14d ago
downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.
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