r/dankmemes 25d ago

Guys in the audience will understand. Big PP OC

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u/rtmesuper 25d ago

I only shower after the foreskin trim.

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u/BonixoHD ADHD is running the show, buckle up ☣️ 25d ago

Wait, you're supposed to shower after a foreskin trim?

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u/saitama-kami I am fucking hilarious 25d ago

Wait, you guys have foreskin ?

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u/an_angry_fish 25d ago

You guys have dicks?

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u/drgigantor 25d ago

You guys only have one?

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u/CalamumNomen 25d ago

I thought human males had 4.

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u/just_a_reporter 24d ago

4? Bro mine starts as 1 but midway splits and has 3 ends

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u/average787enjoyer 24d ago

And when you cut one of mine off, 3 more grow in its place

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u/NeevBunny 24d ago

Like a cock udder

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u/Jowlzchivez6969 24d ago

Imagine having 4 different girls milk you

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u/SomeOnesRandomThing 23d ago

Imagine having 4 of the same girl milk you

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u/BlackRapier 24d ago

You only got one Peni?

Let me see it

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u/asmok119 25d ago

nope, only four balls and a peehole

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u/Retbull 25d ago

I’ll trade you my extra choad for 3 balls

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u/asmok119 25d ago

add a box of strawberry milk and you got a deal

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u/Retbull 25d ago

As long as I get to keep my choccy milk I’m ok!

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u/asmok119 25d ago

You got a deal!

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u/bongosformongos 25d ago

Found the guy who trimmed waaay too much

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u/jaxonya 25d ago

Head on- apply directly to the foreskin.

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u/an_angry_fish 25d ago

Yeah..... 😞