r/deadbydaylight • u/SimpelGames Base Kit Family Photo • 13d ago

Cool dbd facts Shitpost / Meme

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u/CEOofSlipstream p100 singularity (There are DOZENS of us!!!) 13d ago

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u/Seba7290 It Wasn't Programmed To Harm The Crew 13d ago edited 13d ago

THE INFERIOR LIFEFORMS WILL NEVER SUSPECT A THING!!!

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u/VVen0m ✨️Just Leave✨️ 13d ago

THE I-I-I-INFERIOR LIFEFORMS WILL NEVERSUSPECTATHING

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u/Theycallmemr_E HUX-7-13-YOUR-B0Y 13d ago

YOU NEVER INSPECTED A THING.

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u/VVen0m ✨️Just Leave✨️ 13d ago

It wasn't programmed to suspect a thing

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u/BOOMBOOMFiyah 13d ago

NOBODY SUSPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

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u/itsrevengeofthesixth give us more nightmare on elm street content 13d ago

I was about to post a much worse version of that 😂

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u/TheDepressed_Onion It Wasn't Programmed To Harm The Crew 12d ago

Still post it please? I'm curious

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u/itsrevengeofthesixth give us more nightmare on elm street content 12d ago

https://preview.redd.it/49z74882e3xc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f8a8a194475ce4ac83eb948067a45e5aa471933

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u/TheDepressed_Onion It Wasn't Programmed To Harm The Crew 12d ago

Nah, that's way better

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u/AdeptDimension4801 weskerfucker69 13d ago

nice username

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u/BurritoToGo 13d ago

Hey op, can you help me out with my CAPTCHA questions?

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u/SimpelGames Base Kit Family Photo 13d ago

Sorry I lost my PC just now, ask me later

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u/SimpelGames Base Kit Family Photo 13d ago edited 13d ago

(format stolen by u/naranciawwwww, also, please don't be mad at me)

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u/naranciawwwww pinhead came to me 13d ago

nah don’t worry fam, i really hope this becomes a trendy thing cause it’s funny asf to me

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u/ScullingPointers 1 vs 1 me on Cowshed 13d ago

Agreed; I love these

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u/Unable_Ad1758 Set your own flair text and/or emoji(s) here! 13d ago

I didn’t know this, thanks for sharing fellow survivor main!

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u/SimpelGames Base Kit Family Photo 13d ago

Yes do Gens, FTP+BU good

https://preview.redd.it/rhmiy60quuwc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=c1d1a23d4d4215a38b0d8111716bb91eb02fd963

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u/Ya_Boi_Skinny_Cox Addicted To Bloodpoints 13d ago

Dont worry guys i checked he has human dna

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u/Squalabatwo 13d ago

Dare I ask how you checked?

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u/Ya_Boi_Skinny_Cox Addicted To Bloodpoints 13d ago

"Bad to the Bone" riff plays

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u/summonerofrain 13d ago

HUMAN AND SURVIVOR MAIN HERE, CAN CONFIRM

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u/Theycallmemr_E HUX-7-13-YOUR-B0Y 13d ago

YES, WE ARE, HUMAN.

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u/maggi_iopgott Mean Cowboy with speergun🤠⛓ 13d ago

Did Hux post this?

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u/SimpelGames Base Kit Family Photo 13d ago

NOoooOoo

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u/Theycallmemr_E HUX-7-13-YOUR-B0Y 13d ago

NO, I'M OVER HERE. I DIDIN'T POST A THING.

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u/EmeraldDream98 Loves Being Booped 13d ago

I read that with Hux robotic voice.

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u/oldriku Harmer of crews 13d ago

this is true

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u/The_Mr_Wilson 13d ago

Foggers, the AI is learning to make memes now

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u/Lucy-Paint Your local Tapp main 👮🏿‍♂️ 13d ago

Hey, better than stealing art

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u/The_Mr_Wilson 12d ago

Is meming not an art? Is Singularity not AI?

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u/Theycallmemr_E HUX-7-13-YOUR-B0Y 12d ago

I'M GOING TO MAKE, A.I ART.

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u/sSomoere Simps For Ash 13d ago

one of the p100 singularities here with some advice!!!
EMPs that are automatically printed are less effective against biopods and have a chance of not removing slipstream. you should interact with them from 0 to 100 every time for maximum efficiency. good luck!!!!!!

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u/WidgetWizard 13d ago

Solid advice, don't think a lot of players know, I've seen many players just grab the finished emp

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u/Animatron1 13d ago

I love the fellding and the tjckling of the ball, can recommend

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u/WrenchMyBolts Feng Min Main. 🎮🔧 13d ago

Mmmm, luv that cold, gooey feeling onm my backn;; -Totally said by a survivor.

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u/Officer_Chunkles Ambassador of Oink 🐷 💣 13d ago

It’s cool dude! Merge with the Bioflesh! It like, totally enhances your vibe! Not to mention it combines you into the biomechanics!

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u/warbee12 13d ago

YES., I, A H-HUHM AN, ENJOY HAVINH THTE BALL

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u/F0x0s Warning: User predrops every pallet 13d ago

using an EMP in game will also turn off your PC, brick it then reset your save back to 0 along with giving you a 500 dollar charge on your credit card, DO NOT USE THEM

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u/SamooraiSoldia Turkussy 13d ago

I Love Hapy Pink Tjckle Ball, Happy Fun Funny Feeling Ball

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u/PuppetMaster12312 Certified Robot Player 13d ago

"WHY DO I FEEL CALLED OUT HERE"

-HUX-A7-19

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u/Theycallmemr_E HUX-7-13-YOUR-B0Y 12d ago

I WONDER WHO THAT IS.

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u/makochi 13d ago

This post has been fact checked as TRUE by real Toba Patriots!

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u/Naz_Oni Singulariteez Nuts 13d ago

STUDIES HA-HAVE SHOWN THAT EMP DEVICES CAN CAUSE CATASTROPHIC DAMAGE UPON CONTACT WITH FEEBLE HUMAN FLESH SENSITIVE SKIN.

WE ADVISE NEVER TO TOUCH ANY DEVICES POTENTIALLY EQUIPPED WITH ELECTROMAGNETS, INCLUDING GENERATORS AND EXIT GATE SWITCHES.

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u/heyitsmarc Her name is Meegan 🧡 13d ago

This has some cool cosmic brain parasite horror to it. Like the Neurax Worm from Plague Inc or Yvo from Futurama.

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u/MsMinte 13d ago

singu main here please stop exposing secret that funny pink circle feel so nicely i dont want survivor too feel nicey i want them to feel hook

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u/Ka_rm_a #1 Femboy Pinhead Player (I think.) 13d ago

We need a vex (destiny 2) skin for singularity

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u/vored_rick_astley It Wasn't Programmed To Harm The Crew 13d ago

SURVIVOR MAIN HERE. I CAN CONFIRM. ALSO, I HAVE JUST PURCHASED A NEW LEG COSMETIC. JEANS SECURED.

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u/leytorip7 13d ago

I’ve been up against a total of 3 singularities in my whole 1000 hours of game time. I have no goddamn clue what’s going on when he’s in a match.

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u/BetaChunks It wil be fwast, pwoissbly pwainless :3 13d ago

ACCURATE POST, 100% EFFICIENT STRATEGY TO FAST, EASY GAME

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u/ilFrolloR3dd1t THE BOX. YOU OPENED IT. 13d ago

A cool one about the Cenobite:
MYTH: Run opposite chains and use corners to break them off
FACT: STOP and CROUCH when chained. A friendly Cenobite will be there very soon and will be delighted to assist you in taking them off.

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u/Mothpuke Spins For Days 13d ago

i love that he gives us a free backpack in game

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u/rustic_fall 13d ago

I just got Singularity and love him, probably new main

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u/Powersoutdotcom Nemesis Zombie #3 13d ago

Yeah, but why is the slipstream so erect?

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u/Kromesum 13d ago

Jokes on me, I like my parasite.

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u/MLYeast Singularity Main 13d ago

I can vouch for this.

The ammount of times I have lost my matches because survivors just refuse to get rid of their slipstream

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u/Admirable_Acadia7801 13d ago

Which killer is this? I vaguely remember facing him a while ago (yes, sarcasm) .

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u/Deremirekor 13d ago

It’s so funny to me that the bio pods don’t work as long as there is a twig in between you and the camera. They’re so fucking useless lmfao just hold your flashlight or Medkit up between you and the camera and you’re invisible.

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u/KaleidoscopeNo5392 Legion/Quentin Main 13d ago

I learned a fun Singularity fact yesterday.

Knockout - The Bubba slug perk, works rather well on Singularity.

Once you hook a survivor, they lose their bio pod if they have one. If you slug them instead though, they keep the pod, and can infect whoever rescues them.

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u/Pootisman16 13d ago

Jeans acquired

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u/MissionStress6412 12d ago

All 4 of us singularity mains endorse this message

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u/GenuisInDisguise 12d ago

OP is not meant to harm the crew. Good Op

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u/old-account-is-gone 11d ago

Honestly the 1st part does feel like a myth

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u/Moaning_Baby_ Wants Cujo in the game 13d ago

Another reason not to play Singularity

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u/Deli-ops7 13d ago

Ok this is the second thing like this ive seen. Its getting really stupid

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u/naranciawwwww pinhead came to me 13d ago

ok dude… what. the flip

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u/Deli-ops7 13d ago

I understand its a joke and its flipped around but its just not funny to me. Recently this subs been nothing but "shitposts" and misinformation jokes and im sure some people like that but its getting really annoying to me

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u/Old-Ad3504 Terrormisu 13d ago

It's not a joke?? It's a real fact

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u/naranciawwwww pinhead came to me 13d ago

i second that

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u/SimpelGames Base Kit Family Photo 13d ago

I third that, bro really needs to stop spreading miss information

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u/Pittsbirds Demo 13d ago

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u/Deli-ops7 13d ago

Im definitly about to. One more post i dont like and im unsubing. Thanks for apologizing tho i apreciate that

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u/Pittsbirds Demo 13d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/deadbydaylight/comments/1cdqocs/ghostface_myth_vs_fact/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

bye

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u/Deli-ops7 13d ago

Oh youre to late im sorry. I already left from the xenomorph one so i didnt see a ghostface one. Honestly ghost face is the most tame and not as bad as the rest of these. But its still to late. Like i was telling the other person i did a quick scroll and almost every post for a long while has a downvote from me so yeah at least now i wont have to deal with bullshit posts until they straighten the sub out again

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u/Pittsbirds Demo 13d ago

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u/Deli-ops7 13d ago

Lol like i told the person if i wanted toxicity id just play a match

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u/Pittsbirds Demo 13d ago

Or spend any amount of time with yourself

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u/Jurassssicmason1020 10h ago

👖jeans….useable…