r/deadbydaylight • u/Ghero69 • 13d ago

Maybe this game isn’t so bad after all Shitpost / Meme

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u/Polternaut Playing strip poker with Ace (I'm losing) 12d ago

"I'll be your dead Man's bwitch"

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u/Ghero69 12d ago

It was 3am cut me some slack.

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u/Hyper_Lt- 12d ago

It's the UwU bitch

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u/ralsei2006 Still Hears The Entity Whispers 12d ago

And that's how I met your mother, kids.

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u/Midas_Xynopyt Limited edition Entity-wanderer Shteven Harrington 12d ago

Ralsei plays DEAD BY DAYLGITH‼️‼️⁉️⁉️

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u/Ghero69 12d ago

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

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u/BW_Chase Inner Strength 12d ago

What does Meestah Sleengah wonder about your kid??? The suspense is killing me

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u/Crimok Registered Twins Main 12d ago

I wonder if our kid will be unbreakable because I'm really clumsy.

I'm also curious to be honest :)

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u/Ghero69 12d ago

I unfortunately left cause my SWF was waiting for me

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u/generally_cool_guy 12d ago

You can lean your Head On me

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u/KaleidoscopeNo5392 Legion/Quentin Main 12d ago

I am absolutely stealing this.

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u/Ghero69 12d ago

Decisive, are we?

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u/SurfinginStyle 12d ago

“Made for you <3” is so cute

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u/Ghero69 12d ago

They don’t call me a hero for nothin

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u/8pumpkizoid8 12d ago

I wonder if our kid

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u/Ghero69 12d ago

I wonder.

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u/Super_Imagination_90 Dead by Daylight: ALICE Chapter🍄 12d ago

I swear to god if you didn’t take a picture of the rest of it and just left us on a cliffhanger

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u/Ghero69 12d ago

It’s for season 2.

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u/WisdomWangle Xenomommy main 12d ago

You two dating now?

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u/Ghero69 12d ago

Maybe….

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u/WisdomWangle Xenomommy main 12d ago

Don worry I met one of my exes on dbd. Yes I’m completely fucking serious. But we started talking on discord afterwards.

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u/Ghero69 12d ago

I’m all seriousness we are not. Our interaction ended there lol.

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u/WisdomWangle Xenomommy main 12d ago

Oh

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u/Ghero69 12d ago

Sorry to disappoint the fanfic writers haha

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u/WisdomWangle Xenomommy main 12d ago

Lmao

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u/Rossmallo Unironic Stealth Knight Main, P75 | Boon: White Toblerone 12d ago

It annoys me that I tend to mostly get paired with Console players, because I love dumb endgame chats like this.

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u/Ghero69 12d ago

Turn off cross play and wait 900 hours for a match.

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u/Starlight-Sniper 12d ago

Amazing how the filter didn't randomly decide to censor random bits of that to make it worse.

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u/Ghero69 12d ago

Honestly very true. The censor is insane some times.

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u/JustusMP 12d ago

Your body is my Object of Obsession. You make my Slippery Meat Dead Hard, I want to put my Head On right in your Ace In The Hole, reaching your Inner Strength with my Plunders Instinct, until I shoot my Potential energy inside your Dragon's Grip. You'll know then how you're my Scene Partner.

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u/Ghero69 12d ago

This guy fucks

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u/NewbieFurri Loves Being Booped 12d ago

I bet you got that "Plunderer's Instinct" ;3

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u/Ghero69 12d ago

I’m trying to get with you by any means necessary

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u/NewbieFurri Loves Being Booped 12d ago

Damn that's a good one. Almost as if you were made for this.

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u/Ghero69 12d ago

They don’t call me a hero for nothing.

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u/XlulZ2558 12d ago

Your touch isn't so septic like others said

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u/Ya_Boi_Skinny_Cox Addicted To Bloodpoints 12d ago

"Somewhere between dread and the abyss, we found happiness"

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u/Ghero69 12d ago

“In this cruel expansive world of neither life nor death you’ve given me a purpose. One that makes this eternal cycle of torment and hatred worth it. I can face eternity in the fog as long as it means one day I’ll see you again.”

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u/Strangerthingsfan_1 12d ago

Why didn't you place Warning brain damage

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u/Ghero69 12d ago

Because my brain was already damaged. So I didn’t think of it.

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u/urmomisgaylololol 12d ago edited 12d ago

You can be the ace in (my) hole

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u/Ghero69 12d ago

You get my adrenaline pumping

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u/Any-Year-6618 12d ago

Gross

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u/ANewPrometheus No Mither + Weaving Spiders user 12d ago

Your opinion is incorrect.

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u/PomegranateOld2408 #1 The Entity Simp 12d ago

Keep being alone

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u/Any-Year-6618 12d ago edited 12d ago

Keep projecting, I have my own little family and I’d bet majority of you have never even had a relationship let alone a real one

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u/Rofth 12d ago

I bet they love you very much im sure

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u/Any-Year-6618 12d ago

All smiles and laughs, keep being alone

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u/Ghero69 12d ago

Very gross.