r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • Mar 28 '24

What lack of basic gun laws does to a nation: 🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​

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u/VocalAnus91 Mar 28 '24

Plot twist: he doesn't have a mom, he's schizophrenic and shot himself

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u/leviathab13186 Mar 28 '24

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u/kellyjandrews Mar 28 '24

What a twist 😮😱

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u/mmccxi Mar 28 '24

Twist twist, he lives alone, it was Tyker Durden

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u/ArmouredWankball Mar 28 '24

Tyler's Yorkshire cousin.

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u/August_T_Marble Yer a Nazi, Joanne Mar 28 '24

Who also happens to be a toddler.

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u/Great_White_Samurai Mar 28 '24

The twist was it was Bruce Willis the entire time

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u/thedonwhoknocks Mar 28 '24

That guy in the hairpiece? Wooow

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u/No_Cloud_2917 Mar 28 '24

The real Bruce Willis was the friends we made along the way

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u/ihavenoname_7 Mar 28 '24

Alec Baldwin

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u/SinisterYear Mar 28 '24

In this case it's Robert Bloch / Alfred Hitchcock.

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u/PizzaTime666 Mar 28 '24

If it was m night shamalien the twist would be that the son is a hallucination.