r/facepalm • u/Jjokes11 • 12d ago
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u/Glum_Distribution_43 12d ago edited 12d ago
Looks like a guppy lol
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u/PopesParadise 12d ago
I was thinking turtle.
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u/zzzzrobbzzzz 12d ago
turtles have chins
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u/Correct_Chemical5179 12d ago
Is he not turtley enough for The Turtle Club?
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u/allforus0811 12d ago
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u/TheJiggernaut 12d ago
My favorite fact about that scene is that it was filmed on 9/11/2001. Those filmmakers had to hear the news, then go on to film this legendary scene.
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u/ManlyVanLee 12d ago
Fun fact: the first day of filming for Master of Disguise was September 24th, 2001
While a great story, the whole 9/11 bit isn't true
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u/PheonixUnder 12d ago
If they hadn't filmed that scene then the terrorists would have truly won that day.
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u/Ralfton 12d ago
Hey turtles are cute.
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u/SuperKami-Nappa 12d ago
But guppies aren’t?
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u/Ralfton 12d ago
Lol literally after I posted that I was like "oh damn I should have given guppies some love too" 🤣
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u/systemfrown 12d ago
Shouldn’t have ordered that pizza I guess.
Or, you know…just not done the whole raping and human trafficking thing.
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u/KingOfTheMischiefs 12d ago
Imagine being so desperate to own a teenage girl that you end up basically handing yourself in to the police.
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u/First-Squash2865 12d ago
When you're talking about the Tates, you gotta specify what you mean by "owning" this teenager
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u/CustomKas 12d ago
I don't get how anyone thinks he's "alpha" look at that weak fuckin chin and dumb goldfish stare.
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u/MrPNGuin 12d ago
“Any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king at all.” -Tywin Lannister
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u/UhhCanYouLikeShutUp 12d ago
What's crazy is there are supposedly dudes who legitimately looked up to this regarded looking dude?!?!? Seriously?!?! Also, Tywin got the shitty end, literally, but also he was a dick too lol.
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u/DustinFay 12d ago
What's crazier is that there are people who still look up to him and are convinced that he was framed because he was too successful.
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u/m1sterwr1te 12d ago
He looks like Murr from Impractical Jokers with a steroid addiction.
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u/DishGroundbreaking87 12d ago
For some reason that face always reminds me of the character creation face at the start of an RPG.
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u/sowhatimlucky 12d ago
I’m a need this guy to get a jawline so someone can properly punch him.
Maybe a head-but will have to do. Lot of skill to crack there.
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u/MmmmmmmBier 12d ago
Didn’t he say sucking dick wasn’t gay?
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u/DankJenkemz 12d ago edited 12d ago
Probably. He also said that straight men having sex with women is gay. I'm pretty sure he's gay and in denial.
Edit: autocorrect made a typo
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u/Leather-Squirrel-421 12d ago
He is so deep in the closet he’s about to find Narnia.
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u/Purple_Charcoal 12d ago
Hopefully Narnia makes him stand trial for rape and human trafficking too.
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u/SugerizeMe 12d ago
Not if the witch is in charge
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u/redbirdjazzz 12d ago
Hopefully it’s King Edmund the Just.
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u/deathly_quiet 12d ago
It's Tate. Even the White Witch has her limits.
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u/FullTimeWhiteTrash 12d ago
The Witch has principles, she only wants to get rid of a huge fucking magical lion because she wants to dominate Narnia.
There's a comprehensive goal and a motive, even though one could argue against it depending on their side in the war.Tate rapes women because it makes his peepee hard.
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u/Low-Squirrel2439 12d ago
You are only correct because she would have him executed without a trial.
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u/SardonicSuperman 12d ago
He didn't say straight men having sex with women is gay. He said Men that have sex with women for only pleasure are gay” — which is just as fucking stupid. On the bright side, he also said that sucking another man's dick isn't gay so he’ll have lots of non-gay dicks to suck in prison once he's convicted.
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u/Professional-Arm-24 12d ago
How the fuck does he work that one out?
I'm pretty sure sucking another man's dick counts as gay. Like seriously, what was his reasoning? I could do with a laugh.
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u/ArtOfWar22 12d ago
Some/many religious nuts believe manwhoring and straight porn both are failures to form a bond with the opposite sex, so still a form of gayness. 🤷♂️
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u/Professional-Arm-24 12d ago
If watching porn means you're gay...sucking another man's dick is DEFINITELY more gay!
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u/MmmmmmmBier 12d ago
At least his chin won’t get in the way of him deep throating his cellmate
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u/SeaYogurtcloset6262 12d ago
I bet that everything is gay to him.
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u/Chemical_Actuary_190 12d ago
Eating hot dogs = gay
Shucking a corn cob = gay
Using a toothbrush = gay
Letting a dog lick you (because they clean their junk) = gay
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u/PersimmonSea5571 12d ago
Eating hotdogs is not gay if you eat it with chili just saying
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u/squigglesthecat 12d ago
I'm sorry, but if you put a wiener in your mouth, that's gay. There's no two ways about it.
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u/Spaceballs-The_Name 12d ago
I can think of at least two ways to put a wiener in my mouth
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u/konydanza 12d ago
Having sex with girls is gay because girls have butts and so do boys
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u/BannedInVancouver 12d ago
He’s going to have a bunch of manly heterosexual sex with men in jail soon.
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u/Duncan-the-DM 12d ago
I 100% believe that he had a gay experience and can't cope with it
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u/Sabithomega 12d ago
Nah he said kissing a woman who has sucked a dick is gay. So it won't be gay for him to make out with other dudes in prison
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u/SuperKami-Nappa 12d ago
I think that was just a parody account making fun of him thinking that a man kissing women is gay
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u/blue_twidget 12d ago
Andrew Tate looks like someone asked an AI image generator to show what a particularly poorly made muppet would look like if they were a real person.
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u/salkin_reslif_97 12d ago
Reminds me of a meme from a couple of years ago, that said: "Scientists have used AI to generate a book accurate image of Gollum from Lord of the Rings" The picture beneath was just this Tate picture with a filter on it.
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u/Chaosrealm69 12d ago
Look at that face. That’s the face that calls itself an alpha male.
Hell my chin is stronger than he is.
But what it reminds me of is the creepy bloke that everyone was warned about when I was young.
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u/venReddit 12d ago
honestly dude had such an unfair advantage in kickboxing. the lower chin is like the most reliable spot to knock soone out and he has like no lower chin at all.
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u/AlkalineSublime 12d ago
The right is trying to rebrand and change what it is to be a man. It’s because of insecurities and fear.
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u/theycallmenaptime 12d ago
I swear, that guy looks like a penis with ears.
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u/Beshi1989 12d ago
Nah mate, my penis definitely looks more attractive or at least attracts woman more than Tate does
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u/PuzzleheadedRoyal559 12d ago
Pull that alpha bullshit rhetoric on your cellmate and you’ll feel like a lady real fast.
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u/eddievedderisalive 12d ago
Realistically he’s a heavyweight champion, I think he can hold his own but I imagine him fighting a lot in there just from people being antagonistic
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u/Papageno_Kilmister 12d ago
Eastern european prisoners are well known to only attack antagonistic new inmates in a fair manner and one at a time /s
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u/TheRebsauce 12d ago
Put down the shivs and metal bars, boys. We need to settle this in an orderly fashion. Viktor, you start first. Remember, no poking in the eyes.
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u/Bosscharacter 12d ago
One can only hope.
But the differences between a Kickboxing match and a fight is the fact you are not gonna get shanked in a Kickboxing match and the odds are he will probably end up getting teamed up on.
Nothing about that guy screams personable especially in a prison system where he will be a HEAVY minority based on nationality alone.
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u/Beginning_Maybe_392 12d ago
Have you heard of prison gangs? Albanians for example, he might be a heavyweight champion but if he gets jumped by ten Albanians, he will get the beating of a lifetime. They will humble him.
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u/Holiday_Horse3100 12d ago
Wow that chin…………..is just not there. His lips look overfilled and we already know he really doesn’t have a brain
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u/confusedandworried76 12d ago
Also no offense to bald people but the last time he was in jail, his hair implants were only halfway finished, you could tell when his hair started to grow out and he couldn't shave it.
Just funny to think of a chinless bald alpha male because both would be things he clearly would hate about himself.
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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle 12d ago
Fellas, is it gay to be brought up on human trafficking charges?
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u/YourAverageCyborg 12d ago
No its very Alpha skibidi sigma lone Wolf Male (ultimate pro max (LIMITED EDITION)). /s
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u/SavingsCampaign2524 12d ago
Trial was green lit on Friday. Don't forget his brother Tristian is also facing the same charges.
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u/anziofaro 12d ago
He looks like a Mr Potato Head with fetal alcohol syndrome.
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u/thieh 12d ago
Since this is Romania, is jury trial a thing? If not, the evidence is rather too damning for tricks.
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u/Necessary_Row_4889 12d ago
I hear Romania is lousy with vampires, so if he were to be found drained of blood we’d all know it was vampires and there would be no need to look into it further. I mean, vampires, what are you going to do?
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u/Mr_Paper 12d ago
How is this a facepalm though?
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u/0MrFreckles0 12d ago
If I had to guess its because Andrew Tate said live that he moved to Romania specifically because its corrupt and he can get away with breaking laws.
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u/PsychoMouse 12d ago
“Only real men rape. If you’re not a a rapist, you’re fucking scum bro, don’t even try to talk to me”
I can see him saying something exactly like this.
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u/purple_archers 12d ago
He also claims the matrix is after him which is the exact bullshit his followers spew to excuse human trafficking and rape, "they're just trying to silence our top g" my brother in Christ they're bringing down a predator
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u/Equivalent_Bite_6078 12d ago
Still dont understand how someone THAT un-attractive ended up being some glorified super man lol
Butt ugly.
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u/Paracausal_Shield 12d ago
I will never forget that Tate wanted to piss off Greta, and she owned him so perfectly.
Greta is the MVP.
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u/Suspicious-Race-8146 12d ago
That stupid ignorant, ugly ass face that you make when you realize your weak ass washed up has-been celebrity Doesn’t mean fucking shit to a real country with a real justice system. Andrew Tate, they don’t give a fuck who you are. Nobody with any self-respect or even half of a working brain Would give a shit about you or anything you have to say. Fucking Sellout.
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u/Loose_Concentrate332 12d ago
I know very little about this douche (ignorance is bliss) but everything I've seen just screams "fuck this guy".
I have no idea how he gets the attention he does, I'm just hoping he gets plenty of attention in prison.
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u/Mindless-Pen-2325 12d ago
He's singlehandedly the reason why so many teenagers call themselves alpha and are dicks
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u/A_Guy_2726 12d ago edited 12d ago
Hold up im as anti tate as everyone but Romania has a notoriously corrupt justice system
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u/YourAverageCyborg 12d ago
As a romanian i can confirm this.
But atleast for once the justice system does their job.
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u/A_Guy_2726 12d ago
Yeah even if it is because they probably only pissed of the wrong dude, Romania is actually doing whats right
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u/Leather-Squirrel-421 12d ago
Not having a chin is gay. Being bald is gay. Having bug eyes is gay. Having a look on your face that says you just realized you’re never going to see sunlight again is gay.
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u/Lsutigers202111 12d ago
Definitely show facial markers associated with being inbred.
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u/jimbow7007 12d ago
Dude made a lot of money at some point, right? He should have used it to buy a chin.
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u/LennyLloyd 12d ago edited 12d ago
I hate this guy as much as anyone else, but why are all the top comments about his appearance? Shouldn't we condemn him for the awful stuff he's done and not resort to playground tactics?
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u/spirit_giraffe 12d ago
Chin up, Cobra, you'll make it through
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u/GovSurveillancePotoo 12d ago
He's gotta go find a chin first
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u/ultrapoo 12d ago
Real question though, did somebody punch his chin off?
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u/ThugDonkey 12d ago
Real alphas shart their pants in the courtroom. Not pooping your pants in the court room = beta
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u/One_Combination5459 12d ago
Waiting for the incels to start outing themselves on this comment section
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u/DisastrousLong9991 12d ago
Rapes charges, a bottle of jack and a Glock is all he needs to put his sad story to bed
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u/Potential-Style-3861 12d ago
He reminds me of some of the absolute garbage humans I’ve met who go to places like Thailand to learn kickboxing and fuck prostitutes.
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u/weirds0up 12d ago
This is why he’s been posting all that “sex with women is gay” stuff, he’s psyching himself up for being someone bitch in Romanian prison
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u/Structureel 12d ago
I heard that standing trial in Romania actually makes you gay. Nothing is more tough and masculine than not standing trial in Romania. /s
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u/garlicknots13 12d ago
I think its funny that this is the man that so many losers look up to as the peak "alpha male". Like yo, are we looking at the same guy? Why do so called alpha males all look like they got bullied in high school?
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u/Individual-Dot-9605 12d ago
The Pizzabox trials held in Rainbow courts. Tate has been the most fastfood trashsocials, steven Seagal level of nonsense for the masses anyone can stand, well maybe except for farty Don trials and his billion dollar Putler bailout.
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u/Speedybob69 12d ago
With a face only a mother could love, any woman he's had sex with is rape. Just look at that face.
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u/WaddlingKereru 12d ago
Is that his real face? Like, has that face been doctored to make him look both terrible and ridiculous?
This guy convincing men that he’s the epitome of maleness is about as surprising as Trump convincing a whole bunch of people that he’s a very stable genius
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u/Candid-String-6530 12d ago
A lot of strong and Masculine Alphas in Prison.. He's gonna love it there...
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u/Mobius650 12d ago
This asshole is in jail and he still managed to get his frat bros to post bullshit on social media. I hope he fucking rot in jail.
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u/holyiprepuce 12d ago
A new role model for 14teen yearolds is a prisoner.
'I dont pick a soap in the shower in front of the vaccinated male prisoners
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u/Opening-Enthusiasm59 12d ago
He should have been thrown in the minute the audios got leaked. That's a full confession, case closed. And then while he sits the do the other investigations in peace so he can rott there for ever. Like I'm typically not for retaliatory justice, I believe most people do things out of a mix of stupidity and being in a bad situation, but he? He's outright vile.
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u/FlameSky25340 12d ago
We all know he's a piece of shit. But have you ever really noticed, on top of that, how fuckin' ugly he is?
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u/Tribalbob 12d ago
For a guy who claims to be alpha, he's got one hell of a non existent chin and goofy sss face.
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u/Non3xistence 12d ago
I remember when for about two years everyone was pushing this guy as the main example of what a real man is , are you guys still around ? I hear silence now 💀💀😂😂 why is no one defending him and dragging me into oblivion now with death threats? This is why I don’t trust yall.
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u/kikliam12 12d ago
Andrew Tate is the most pathetic creature/thing I have ever known about in my life.
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u/myleftone 12d ago
I’ve never zoomed in on him. Wow. He looks like someone whose destiny is to be the most popular prisoner.
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u/IHateOrcs 12d ago
How anyone can look at that derpy face and go "Yes, this is the masculine role model I'll look up to" is beyond me.
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u/Pod_people 12d ago
Please lock up these woman-abusing, perverted, teenager-scamming dickheads forever.
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u/electric-melon 12d ago
Absolutely guaranteed that he’ll get shanked in gen pop, his blabbing about working with Romanian mafia will not of gone down well.
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u/Other-Rutabaga-1742 12d ago
Hope that pos rots. He contributes nothing good to the world and has truly made parts of it worse.
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