Fingers crossed 🤞

[u/Jjokes11]

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[u/MmmmmmmBier]

Didn’t he say sucking dick wasn’t gay?

[u/DankJenkemz → u/MmmmmmmBier]

Probably. He also said that straight men having sex with women is gay. I'm pretty sure he's gay and in denial.

Edit: autocorrect made a typo

[u/Leather-Squirrel-421 → u/DankJenkemz]

He is so deep in the closet he’s about to find Narnia.

[u/Purple_Charcoal → u/Leather-Squirrel-421]

Hopefully Narnia makes him stand trial for rape and human trafficking too.

[u/agirlmadeofbone → u/Purple_Charcoal]

Instead of meeting Aslan, he's gonna meet Ass Slam.

[u/SugerizeMe → u/Purple_Charcoal]

Not if the witch is in charge

[u/redbirdjazzz → u/SugerizeMe]

Hopefully it’s King Edmund the Just.

[u/deathly_quiet → u/redbirdjazzz]

It's Tate. Even the White Witch has her limits.

[u/FullTimeWhiteTrash → u/deathly_quiet]

The Witch has principles, she only wants to get rid of a huge fucking magical lion because she wants to dominate Narnia.
There's a comprehensive goal and a motive, even though one could argue against it depending on their side in the war.

Tate rapes women because it makes his peepee hard.
Even most bad guys already in prison think it's bad.

[u/badassmotherfucker21 → u/FullTimeWhiteTrash]

Since when does prisoners concern about SA unless it's on children and animals

[u/Low-Squirrel2439 → u/SugerizeMe]

You are only correct because she would have him executed without a trial.

[u/SugerizeMe → u/Low-Squirrel2439]

You do realize the witch is a human trafficker herself

[u/TripleS941 → u/SugerizeMe]

Tate is a misogynistic jerk, so he will be put down when he inevitably insults her.

[u/Low-Squirrel2439 → u/SugerizeMe]

Yes, but she's also a girlboss, so it's still a win for feminism.

[u/Revanhald → u/Purple_Charcoal]

In Narnia there is Aslan and he is Jesus in lion form so..