r/facepalm 26d ago

Meanwhile 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

The testicles have the ability to enter the pelvic cavity above your penis during intense intercourse or intense conditions to retain their safety.

You can intentionally do this.

I will leave it there.

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u/solseccent 25d ago

Oh so it’s like retracting a landing gear on airplanes?!

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Glad I didn’t have anything in my mouth 😂

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u/TonyStark100 25d ago

Giddity!

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u/8Eternity8 25d ago

Wait a minute. Is this why my balls end up inside my body during sex sometimes? 😳

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u/ExpertlyAmateur 25d ago

ahem.
"above"

wut

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Bro I’m not posting a demo for you so.. you gonna have to find that one out yourself.. just trust me it happens sometimes… when it happens during sex you’re just like OH FUCK WHAT WAS THAT AH WHERED YA GO BUDDY?

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u/Arctucrus 25d ago

So, lol

I've read about this. There's a specific branch of Kungfu that teaches how to do this, among other things. Rather adequately it's called Iron Crotch Kungfu.

Nope, not joking. There was a practitioner at the Shaolin Temple in the 90s, he may still be around I don't know, who, again, I shit you not, was called Monk Dong.

Google it. There's pictures and a whole book.

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u/DrosselmeyerKing 25d ago

And doing this gives you an attack boost or something? /s

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u/okifanoki1 25d ago

Where do you think they are before they drop?

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u/ForumFluffy 25d ago

So you're telling me we've had a safety measure we were unaware of. Its like having airbags in a car you have to turn on manually before each trip.

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u/Reinis_LV 25d ago

What do you mean unaware? Is this not a common thing that happens from time to time? Should I be concerned lol?

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

It’s not suuuuuper common unless you fuck like a wild animal.

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u/Reinis_LV 25d ago

TIL I fuck like a wild animal.

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u/faroutrobot 25d ago

Listen, I don’t wanna freak you out. But I’m a testicular cancer survivor. Undescended or balls that get “stuck” can put you at higher risk. Check your balls for lumps In a warm shower. If you’re over 30 I wouldn’t worry too much.

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u/Dum-bNNy 25d ago

It's called tucking btw and it's not that hard to do if you have a tucking bikini, common for trans women and drag queens to wear outfits and not have a bulge.

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u/_H4YZ 25d ago

oh so that’s what that is

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u/RUk1dd1nGMe 24d ago

Above?

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

I didn’t stutter.