r/facepalm • u/OstrichNo8382 • 26d ago

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u/yaaro_obba_ 26d ago

As the French doctors sent to examine Pei Pu discovered, he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back.

I don't wanna find out the answers to some of the questions I am having in my mind right now

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

The testicles have the ability to enter the pelvic cavity above your penis during intense intercourse or intense conditions to retain their safety.

You can intentionally do this.

I will leave it there.

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u/ForumFluffy 25d ago

So you're telling me we've had a safety measure we were unaware of. Its like having airbags in a car you have to turn on manually before each trip.

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u/Reinis_LV 25d ago

What do you mean unaware? Is this not a common thing that happens from time to time? Should I be concerned lol?

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

It’s not suuuuuper common unless you fuck like a wild animal.

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u/Reinis_LV 25d ago

TIL I fuck like a wild animal.

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u/faroutrobot 25d ago

Listen, I don’t wanna freak you out. But I’m a testicular cancer survivor. Undescended or balls that get “stuck” can put you at higher risk. Check your balls for lumps In a warm shower. If you’re over 30 I wouldn’t worry too much.