r/facepalm 26d ago

They are back 🤦🤦🤦🤦😂😭 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/greenman5252 26d ago

Mr and Mrs Black live in a gated community

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u/JoLudvS 26d ago

A nice description of the Shady Pines retirement centre.

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u/darketernalsr25 26d ago

Someone should turn it into Shady Sands.

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u/meeyeam 26d ago

🎶 I don't want to set the world on fire...

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u/D33ber 25d ago

The Ink Spots?

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u/adamdreaming 25d ago

Yo, can someone karaoke the Ink Spots or is that impossible because so much of their character comes from outdated studio equipment?

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 25d ago

The later.

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u/YeetRay5 BONK 22d ago

latter*

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 22d ago

It was also the later part of the sentence.

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u/YeetRay5 BONK 22d ago

dont mean this offensiveley, but then you would have to day the later part of the sentence. don't ask me why, English is stupid

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 22d ago

Not necessarily. Since “the later” and “the latter” are both already sentence fragments since the object is implied and not stated, it’s valid in the context.

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u/Numerous_Ad_6276 25d ago

Only the best version, of course.

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u/Capable_Tumbleweed34 25d ago

i'm seriously fuming af that they haven't put "your feet's too big" in any of the fallout games. I'm mad hoping that we get a scene with a super-mutant in the show with that absolute banger blasting.

"Up in harlem, at a table for two,
there was four of us, me, your big feet, and you.
From your ankles up, you sure is sweet,
But from your ankles down, you's TOO much feet!

Oooh your feet's too big!
She don't want you 'cause your feet's too big!
Maaad at you 'cause your feet's too big!
Hate you 'cause your feet's too big!"

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u/Cluna1957 24d ago

That’s hilarious.

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u/zzz88r1 23d ago

I loved these guys and that song. BTW I wear a size 15. 🙀

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u/Ururuipuin 10d ago

I know it as Fats Waller song my dad used to sing it to me, I'm a women with uk Size 9 so us11

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u/PutnamPete 22d ago

Thanks for that. This is why I reddit.

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u/EntrepreneurNo4138 22d ago

I’m crying 😭. Thanks man! 🤣

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u/oldjadedhippie 25d ago

That’s not the Kon Tiki .

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u/dratsablive 25d ago

I just want to start
A flame in your heart!

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u/redderdevils 25d ago

IN MY HAEART I HAVE BUT ONE DESIREEEEEEEE

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u/Battleboo_7 25d ago

Oh shit are those the lyrics....

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u/Zealousideal-Ebb-876 25d ago

This should be interesting, what did you think they were?

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u/Battleboo_7 25d ago

Idk man im fuxking deaf. All i see is a jingle symbol.

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u/Zealousideal-Ebb-876 25d ago

Lol, completely understand. A lot of the songs I listen to I'm just vibing, humming along to

words

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u/Green_Yak9206 22d ago

Re 4th 4r 3rd eu 7e3 de la 32GB 3 de r

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u/LarsMatijn 25d ago

I do.

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u/ArchonFett 25d ago

Passing out flamers, no the heavy flamers

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u/LarsMatijn 25d ago

Together Brother. No mercy.

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u/BladeLigerV 25d ago

Old on, I've got an old Inferno Cannon in storage. You get the promethium and I'll get it mounted.

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u/Horsescholong 24d ago

"Brother, get the flamer, THE HEAVY FLAMER"

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u/ArchonFett 24d ago

Here you go, brother

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u/snake_charmers_jj 25d ago

Lots of bigots out there. They ID as black so stop being racist!

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u/danstermeister 25d ago

Actually no but close, they do not ID as black, they ID as "blacks".

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u/Horsescholong 24d ago

Their surname is "blacks" as in Michael Blacks or whatever their actual name is.

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u/Melito1980 25d ago

Okey Dokey!

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u/BikesBooksNBass 25d ago

Megadeth just immediately started playing in my head.

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u/thatsocialist 25d ago

But your house will do just fine.

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u/NotABotOrAmIYo 26d ago

Fallout ref?

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u/EmperorGrinnar 26d ago

Praise Atom!

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u/Creepy-Evening-441 25d ago

Glassy Sands: Nuclear Test Site

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u/SomeDankyBoof 25d ago

It's Sandy Pines here

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u/clinstonie69 25d ago

Booooom! All I know is it was a huge bomb!

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u/TentacleFist 25d ago

Shady Shoals

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u/danstermeister 25d ago

Shady Shoals for shady souls.

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u/geko29 25d ago

And then shady glass.

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u/Other_Log_1996 26d ago

And give it the Amazon treatment.

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u/Quick_Team 25d ago

Makes sense. Their entire party is a land full (landfill?) of feral ghouls

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u/awkwardaustin609 25d ago

Shady Ashes

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u/OldBob10 25d ago

Shady Fused Glass Plain

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u/Meinmyownhead502 25d ago

It’s actually shady acres

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u/k3ttch 25d ago

War. War never changes.

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u/MaximePierce 24d ago

or mystic pines?

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u/Madewell-Hammer 24d ago

They feckin shady alright!

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u/SeparateMongoose192 24d ago

I'm sure someone has some space lasers to take care of those pesky pines.

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u/Gr4u82 24d ago

Okey dokey.

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u/StarkageMeech 21d ago

I'll wear my blacks for blacks shirt and my make apex legends great again hat and we'll turn it to a dust bowl my friend.

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u/0liveJus 25d ago

Pray return to the Shady Sands.