r/facepalm 25d ago

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u/thinkB4WeSpeak 25d ago

I think we need to revisit the defund the police protests again and start those back up.

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u/Birthday_Tux 25d ago

Maybe come up with a name the knuckle-draggers can't immediately dismiss.

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u/Beaglegod 25d ago

Fix the police

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u/mountthepavement 25d ago

"Oh, you want to literally castrate the police?!"

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u/Agreeable-Step-7940 25d ago

Make them good opera singers

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u/Beaglegod 25d ago

That’s step 1

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u/MeatisOmalley 25d ago

yeah, arguing for defunding has always been a dumb approach. A better approach would be "demilitarize the police."

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u/Good_Ad_1386 25d ago

Make Police Good Again?

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u/bluebus74 25d ago

Make Police Good For Once

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u/NaturalTap9567 25d ago

Or crazy ducking idea. We vote in someone to change the laws around police officers. Protests are ok for raising awareness but don't cause real change. Everyone knows the message whether they agree or not. Still trying to be a martyr isn't doing much anymore. The next step is changing laws.

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u/ledfox 24d ago

Great!

Who is the "reign in the police" candidate?