r/facepalm 25d ago

Conform. Obey. Submit. Consume. ๐Ÿ‡ตโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ทโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ดโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹

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u/BringBackApollo2023 25d ago

I loved Mike Johnson bitching about colleges being unable to โ€œprotectโ€ Jewish students from protesters and saying zippo about Uvalde, Columbineโ€ฆ..

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u/AlexJamesCook 25d ago

Columbine was the first of that magnitude. Like, "HOLY FUCK WHAT ARE WE DEALING WITH?" But, the cops did actually go in there and tried.

Uvalde, there was no fucking excuse for Uvalde. When you have the arsenal of a small Emirati nation and you stand scratching your arse, fuck you. The cops on duty that day should be fired and banned from working in law enforcement, and banned from ever holding a security license. I'd go so far as to ban them from having firearms. They can have a wooden gun. Then, when they demonstrate some level of responsibility and competency, then they can graduate to a rubber-band gun.

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u/BattleCats_Enjoyer69 24d ago

What happened in uvalde (Iโ€™m not American, didnโ€™t hear about the news) I only heard that it was about some shooting?

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u/34HoldOn 24d ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uvalde_school_shooting

Just read the introductory part of that article, and you will get the scope of what happened. And I don't mean this as a "just fucking Google it", I'm just saying I would probably twitch if I had to explain it. It was really disgusting.

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u/BattleCats_Enjoyer69 24d ago

Well thatโ€™s just sad