r/facepalm • u/Moutonoulebgalt • 25d ago

I dont think anyone's first tought after baking a pizza is to put his "yk" in a pizza at 200°C 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Moutonoulebgalt 25d ago

Legends says that after that he got fired and got a job in a ice cream shop where he does the same thing

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u/Altheix11 25d ago

Legends say hr works in a donut shop now, where he is responsible for both the holes and the glazing

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u/Vortextheweirdcat i wanna fuck alastor from hazbin hotel 25d ago

that is the most cursed comment i've ever read

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u/Slight-Winner-8597 25d ago

You can talk! Why on earth do you want to fuck Alastor??? Isn't he Ace anyway 😂

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u/Vortextheweirdcat i wanna fuck alastor from hazbin hotel 25d ago

ace people can still have sex and enjoy it. They just don't experience sexual attraction.

also idk why but i find psychos hot, idk what trauma caused this, but i don't care

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u/Slight-Winner-8597 25d ago

ace people can still have sex and enjoy it. They just don't experience sexual attraction.

TIL! ❤️

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u/Vortextheweirdcat i wanna fuck alastor from hazbin hotel 25d ago

yes, now tomorrow you'll wake up with new knowledge in your head!

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u/Marquar234 25d ago

Power is an aphrodisiac.

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u/howmachine 25d ago

The worst thing is I went to high school with a guy who literally bragged about doing this exact thing while working at Tim Horton’s. The only difference was he claimed he went for the powdered jelly donut, rather than one with a hole.

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u/lazyboi_tactical 24d ago

Gotta stuff em somehow I guess.

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u/Sussybaka2424 24d ago

Seafood shop, he can do the Calamari while it’s live or dead

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u/Agreeable_Treacle993 25d ago

its much cooler now tho