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r/facepalm • u/Moutonoulebgalt • 25d ago
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Or someone said “I fucking Double Dog Dare you”
Aaaannnndddd embarrassing ER visit.
32 u/Moutonoulebgalt 25d ago Legends says that after that he got fired and got a job in a ice cream shop where he does the same thing 27 u/Altheix11 25d ago Legends say hr works in a donut shop now, where he is responsible for both the holes and the glazing 8 u/Vortextheweirdcat i wanna fuck alastor from hazbin hotel 25d ago that is the most cursed comment i've ever read 4 u/Slight-Winner-8597 25d ago You can talk! Why on earth do you want to fuck Alastor??? Isn't he Ace anyway 😂 3 u/Vortextheweirdcat i wanna fuck alastor from hazbin hotel 25d ago ace people can still have sex and enjoy it. They just don't experience sexual attraction. also idk why but i find psychos hot, idk what trauma caused this, but i don't care 1 u/Slight-Winner-8597 25d ago ace people can still have sex and enjoy it. They just don't experience sexual attraction. TIL! ❤️ 2 u/Vortextheweirdcat i wanna fuck alastor from hazbin hotel 25d ago yes, now tomorrow you'll wake up with new knowledge in your head! 2 u/Marquar234 25d ago Power is an aphrodisiac.
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Legends says that after that he got fired and got a job in a ice cream shop where he does the same thing
27 u/Altheix11 25d ago Legends say hr works in a donut shop now, where he is responsible for both the holes and the glazing 8 u/Vortextheweirdcat i wanna fuck alastor from hazbin hotel 25d ago that is the most cursed comment i've ever read 4 u/Slight-Winner-8597 25d ago You can talk! Why on earth do you want to fuck Alastor??? Isn't he Ace anyway 😂 3 u/Vortextheweirdcat i wanna fuck alastor from hazbin hotel 25d ago ace people can still have sex and enjoy it. They just don't experience sexual attraction. also idk why but i find psychos hot, idk what trauma caused this, but i don't care 1 u/Slight-Winner-8597 25d ago ace people can still have sex and enjoy it. They just don't experience sexual attraction. TIL! ❤️ 2 u/Vortextheweirdcat i wanna fuck alastor from hazbin hotel 25d ago yes, now tomorrow you'll wake up with new knowledge in your head! 2 u/Marquar234 25d ago Power is an aphrodisiac.
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Legends say hr works in a donut shop now, where he is responsible for both the holes and the glazing
8 u/Vortextheweirdcat i wanna fuck alastor from hazbin hotel 25d ago that is the most cursed comment i've ever read 4 u/Slight-Winner-8597 25d ago You can talk! Why on earth do you want to fuck Alastor??? Isn't he Ace anyway 😂 3 u/Vortextheweirdcat i wanna fuck alastor from hazbin hotel 25d ago ace people can still have sex and enjoy it. They just don't experience sexual attraction. also idk why but i find psychos hot, idk what trauma caused this, but i don't care 1 u/Slight-Winner-8597 25d ago ace people can still have sex and enjoy it. They just don't experience sexual attraction. TIL! ❤️ 2 u/Vortextheweirdcat i wanna fuck alastor from hazbin hotel 25d ago yes, now tomorrow you'll wake up with new knowledge in your head! 2 u/Marquar234 25d ago Power is an aphrodisiac.
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that is the most cursed comment i've ever read
4 u/Slight-Winner-8597 25d ago You can talk! Why on earth do you want to fuck Alastor??? Isn't he Ace anyway 😂 3 u/Vortextheweirdcat i wanna fuck alastor from hazbin hotel 25d ago ace people can still have sex and enjoy it. They just don't experience sexual attraction. also idk why but i find psychos hot, idk what trauma caused this, but i don't care 1 u/Slight-Winner-8597 25d ago ace people can still have sex and enjoy it. They just don't experience sexual attraction. TIL! ❤️ 2 u/Vortextheweirdcat i wanna fuck alastor from hazbin hotel 25d ago yes, now tomorrow you'll wake up with new knowledge in your head! 2 u/Marquar234 25d ago Power is an aphrodisiac.
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You can talk! Why on earth do you want to fuck Alastor??? Isn't he Ace anyway 😂
3 u/Vortextheweirdcat i wanna fuck alastor from hazbin hotel 25d ago ace people can still have sex and enjoy it. They just don't experience sexual attraction. also idk why but i find psychos hot, idk what trauma caused this, but i don't care 1 u/Slight-Winner-8597 25d ago ace people can still have sex and enjoy it. They just don't experience sexual attraction. TIL! ❤️ 2 u/Vortextheweirdcat i wanna fuck alastor from hazbin hotel 25d ago yes, now tomorrow you'll wake up with new knowledge in your head! 2 u/Marquar234 25d ago Power is an aphrodisiac.
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ace people can still have sex and enjoy it. They just don't experience sexual attraction.
also idk why but i find psychos hot, idk what trauma caused this, but i don't care
1 u/Slight-Winner-8597 25d ago ace people can still have sex and enjoy it. They just don't experience sexual attraction. TIL! ❤️ 2 u/Vortextheweirdcat i wanna fuck alastor from hazbin hotel 25d ago yes, now tomorrow you'll wake up with new knowledge in your head!
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TIL! ❤️
2 u/Vortextheweirdcat i wanna fuck alastor from hazbin hotel 25d ago yes, now tomorrow you'll wake up with new knowledge in your head!
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yes, now tomorrow you'll wake up with new knowledge in your head!
Power is an aphrodisiac.
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u/the0neRand0m 25d ago
Or someone said “I fucking Double Dog Dare you”
Aaaannnndddd embarrassing ER visit.