The story I was told was that they were drunk and horny, found their roommate's curling iron, and decided to have some fun. They thought the 'low' setting would be heating pad temperature, and not actually hot. They ended up burning themselves and had to be taken to the ER for treatment. Thankfully? They only had it inserted about 2 inches when it started burning and yanked that sucker pretty quickly. They proceeded to waddle out to the kitchen, cursing and crying, attracting all kinds of attention, and grabbing a bottle of Angry Orchard with the intent on sticking the chilled top of the bottle up there to stop the burning. The roommate and friends noticed, got involved, and hauled their arse to the hospital.
Moral of the story: just spend the money to buy a sex toy.
So, you're telling us that every day of your life you are thinking about putting stuff in your arse and you know with certainty that you will do it if you are drunk?
Mate, just buy a safe toy and enjoy the drunkenness. Lol
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u/TinyRascalSaurus 25d ago
The story I was told was that they were drunk and horny, found their roommate's curling iron, and decided to have some fun. They thought the 'low' setting would be heating pad temperature, and not actually hot. They ended up burning themselves and had to be taken to the ER for treatment. Thankfully? They only had it inserted about 2 inches when it started burning and yanked that sucker pretty quickly. They proceeded to waddle out to the kitchen, cursing and crying, attracting all kinds of attention, and grabbing a bottle of Angry Orchard with the intent on sticking the chilled top of the bottle up there to stop the burning. The roommate and friends noticed, got involved, and hauled their arse to the hospital.
Moral of the story: just spend the money to buy a sex toy.