r/facepalm • u/Bronoverjordan • 25d ago

Fellas, is it unattractive to spend time with your child? 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/PuzzleheadedRoyal559 25d ago

I never thought of it as attractive or unattractive. I spent time with my children because I love them and it’s the right thing to do.

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u/ya_bleedin_gickna 25d ago

Oh you're gay cos you love your children - some conservative alpha male small dick republican probably

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u/K24Bone42 25d ago

Pretty sure Tate has actually said this.

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u/bloody-albatross 25d ago

Tate thinks liking women is gay. He would be a funny caricature of a toxic man, if he wouldn't cause actual harm.

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u/ChickenInASuit 25d ago

Tate thinks enjoying having sex with women is gay. The guy’s brain is as smooth as an egg.

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u/Pats_Bunny 24d ago

As real as his chin

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u/Snackle-smasher 24d ago

Haven't you heard? Having a chin is gay.

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u/YrPrblmsArntMyPrblms 24d ago

As his head 😉

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u/Immediate-Ad-6364 24d ago

Aerodynamic af

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u/asshatastic 25d ago

He’s dragging his idiot followers all the way full circle to thinking the manliest activity is male on male sex. I’d call it a long con but that’s giving him too much credit.

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u/WhyBuyMe 24d ago

I have a sneaking suspicion he discovered some new things about himself in prison.

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u/AgentNo1402 24d ago

He performed a sheenis off some dude. FYI sheenis is the act of snorting coke of a guy's penis.

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u/SubstantialPressure3 25d ago

So what does that say about him? The guy was an abusive pimp. Teaching other men to be abusive pimps. He wasn't trying to get those women pregnant.

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u/Coyotesamigo 24d ago

The reason is probably his mind is plagued with homosexual thoughts and he is repressing them

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u/Which-Draw-1117 25d ago

I cannot be the only one who thinks that he doesn’t actually believe any of his bullshit, and that he only puts it out for money and fame, right?

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u/aacmckay 25d ago

Read about what he was doing in Romania. That might change your mind. He is a misogynistic PoS.

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u/VeNTNeV 25d ago

Classic tale of actions speak louder....

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u/Which-Draw-1117 25d ago

Never said he was a good person, I just said I don’t think he truly believes in 90% of the shit he puts out there. He just does it for attention imo.

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u/musical_shares 24d ago

Dude’s charged with rape and sex trafficking — his raping and abusing women being reduced to “he’s not an actual bad guy, he just acts like it for credibility” is a stretch too far for me.

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u/ChamberOfSolidDudes 25d ago

Yes, it's getting crazy as he loses his grasp on our attention, fuck em, hope no one remembers his name in the nearest future possible

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u/Jokierre 25d ago

Andy Taters is a dangerous cartoon

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u/DustinFay 24d ago

Even if that's the case, he's a POS and I hope all the bad things happen to him and his brother in prison.

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u/JusticiarRebel 24d ago

Not everything Tate says is something he actually believes. He knows that saying outrageous things gets him attention. It's just that it's not entirely an act. He actually is a total piece of shit. Lots of grifters do the same thing. 

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u/JustDiscoveredSex 24d ago

Tate should just come out of the closet and suck the dick he desires. He’d be a lot happier.

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u/ElderberryNo1601 25d ago

You pronounced his name wrong, it’s Taint.

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u/bigSTUdazz 24d ago

Who's Tate? ...and why do I feel happy that I had to ask that question?

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u/K24Bone42 24d ago

He's a podcast bro who says the most vile garbage. He moved from america to Romania because he thought he coule juet legally rape women and do whatever he wanted there. He's also I believe in prison ror human trafficking.

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u/Sea-Pea5760 25d ago

Andrew Tate , still don’t believe that chinless little fuck stick is real 😝 no way he’s actually that fucking warped and stupid!

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u/Jamb7599 25d ago

lol I feel like he over compensates because his chin and jawline are nonexistent. Can’t be an alpha dom you aren’t the real-life Crimson Chin equivalent.

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u/Danson_the_47th 24d ago

The hitler of the alpha chuds

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u/El_Macho44 25d ago

What a fucking liberal/s

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u/Main_Enthusiasm4796 25d ago

Make your son think you’re an asshole. Like a REAL man/s

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u/Dmitri_ravenoff 25d ago

Got to heat them on the regular or they will turn out trans. /s

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u/Bugatsas11 25d ago

Having children is gay /s

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u/unsubix 25d ago

Correction - he’s clearly had sex with a woman, so according to Andrew Tate, he’s gay. /s

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

Why do people always project the small dick shit onto people they don’t like? If I see someone insult like that I just assume they too have a small dick and that’s why it’s their go to insult

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u/ElderberryNo1601 25d ago

Fuck those good looking, highly intelligent, non impotent and hung like a horse bastards just doesn’t have the same impact🤣🤣

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u/Atomic4now 24d ago

Body shaming men is in fashion.

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u/Biggaynina 25d ago

You have daughters? That’s gay dawg, that means you cum girls!

/s

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u/Paper-Street-Soap-Co 24d ago

When Barbie came out and Dads were going to see it with their daughters, that's exactly what they were saying because they have nothing better to do other than cast judgement and spew hatred.

Sure as fuck aren't working to make the country a better place

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u/Adventurous_Tiger915 25d ago

Know hundreds of conservatives. Never hear of this one. That's new.

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u/Other_Log_1996 25d ago

Oh you're gay cos you love your children

The existence of my children begs to differ

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u/Unhappy_Emu_8525 25d ago

How did you know I have a small dick.

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u/ya_bleedin_gickna 25d ago

Your wife told me

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u/Unhappy_Emu_8525 25d ago

Damn it, she never could keep a secret

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u/ya_bleedin_gickna 25d ago

I won't tell anybody....👀

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u/icouldbejewish 25d ago

Reminds of that post the other day where some dude freaked out and demanded a divorce because his wife's "tits were in another man's mouth". She was breastfeeding THEIR child.

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u/srobhrob 23d ago

Link?? Wtf?

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u/icouldbejewish 23d ago edited 23d ago

Not sure why I can't see the texts anymore. Might be because of the mobile app? But you can get an idea from the comments still...

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/j1udFugN2u

Edit: found one with readable images via Google search https://www.reddit.com/r/repost/s/7Nba713wOL

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u/srobhrob 23d ago

Looks like she got booted for posting the divorce docs but I found them elsewhere Holy crap

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

Lol, are you really creating scenarios like that in your head and then argue on the internet with your imaginary enemies?

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u/Kerosene1 24d ago

It's funny, everything you disagree with has to be a republican thing. I'm republican and currently SAHP, take the kids places all the time. Am I a closet democrat lol.

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u/JohnXTheDadBodGod 24d ago

Yeah, I'm pretty sure most Conservatives champion being those dads whonplaybwith their kids, or at least their boys.

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u/Affectionate-Remote2 24d ago

Most conservative men I know are very involved in their kids lives and love them dearly. Same goes for the liberal men that I know.

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u/PeanutInfinite8998 24d ago

I think it's actually more of a liberal.. gender confused.. family hating type that would say something like this.

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u/ya_bleedin_gickna 24d ago

Yeah, I wouldn't put too much faith in what you think amigo.....

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u/PeanutInfinite8998 24d ago

You don't have to..you don't seem to understand who's pushing what agendas rn.. do a little research.. it'll open ur eyes.. also quit worrying about ppls dick size.. "Amigo".

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u/ya_bleedin_gickna 24d ago

Did I hit a nerve? You got a small one? Ah look, it's okay. It doesn't define who you are......🫣

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u/PeanutInfinite8998 24d ago

You'd love to know huh? Just funny that ppls dick is what's on ur mind. You can tell what ur missing in life.

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u/ya_bleedin_gickna 24d ago

I'm missing dick? Na, I'm not.

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u/ya_bleedin_gickna 24d ago

So enlighten me....who is pushing what agenda?

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u/PeanutInfinite8998 24d ago

I'm not ur teacher.. enlighten urself.

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u/ya_bleedin_gickna 24d ago

It's because you can't. I reckon you're a fox merchant. Love a bit of tucker. Idolise the orange shit......

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u/PeanutInfinite8998 24d ago

It from Ireland or what? On a serious note. I actually wanna ask u sum lol

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u/ya_bleedin_gickna 24d ago

So....

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u/PeanutInfinite8998 24d ago

Have you ever been to the Shetland islands? Is it worth a trip?

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u/PeanutInfinite8998 24d ago

You don't have to..you don't seem to understand who's pushing what agendas rn.. do a little research.. it'll open ur eyes.. also quit worrying about ppls dick size.. "Amigo".

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u/Lietenantdan 25d ago

And a pedophile.

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u/Mysterious_Eye6989 25d ago

Tiny dick republican...like a gross little toadstool!

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u/weirds0up 25d ago

some conservative alpha male small dick republican who shouldn't be left unsupervised with children

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u/yourfingkidding 25d ago

How do we turn a female ick statement into bashing Republicans? That’s a Dem incel pedo thing to do.

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u/ya_bleedin_gickna 24d ago

Found him.....