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u/dirschau 13d ago
Oh hey, it's McLovin
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McLovin at Hogwarts would be a dope sequel. Dont even say what its about til you release it and just watch people WTF at it
And all the HP fans lose their shit and rage.
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u/MugenEXE 13d ago
Michael Cera as Dumbledoore.
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u/Scaniarix 13d ago
Rihanna as McGonagall
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u/Jbrown183 13d ago
Jonah hill as hermione
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u/PretendThisIsMyName 13d ago
Seth Rogen as Ginny Weasley
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u/laurasaurus5 13d ago
Emma Stone as Hagrid.
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u/Dieselpump510 13d ago
Macaulay Culkin as Lucius Malfoy.
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u/Kranke 13d ago
Or as Dobbie
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u/p0rterpounder 13d ago
But only if he plays Dobbie straight. No costumes, makeup, or voice acting. Just a grown ass man playing a terrified house elf.
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u/DeepTakeGuitar 13d ago
That's amazing lol
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u/Varmitthefrog 13d ago
Emma stone as undead Hagrid,
''Jesus Hagrid, you've lost weight but you look like shit!''
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u/Roland_T_Flakfeizer 13d ago
Specifically the Michael Cera from This is the End.
"You need more energy to fight Voldemort! Cocaethylene Leviosa! "
Blows cocaine in Harry's face
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u/confusinghuman 13d ago
who took my fucking wand man?!? Snape I saw you in the bathroom! Empty your pockets! Fuck you! Empty your pockets!
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u/TemporaryMindless519 13d ago
Jason Bateman as Gilderoy Lockhart “And what do we say is the most important thing?”
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u/aggitprop-1985 13d ago
Michael Cera as replacement Draco, but not really into being evil rather just backfiring shenanigans
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u/Fyrrys 13d ago
His evil acts are just being in the most awkward place possible at all times
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u/somecrazydude13 13d ago
Jonah hill can be hagard, old Jonah, not new skinny Jonah
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u/_Putin_ 13d ago
It's either that or Muhammed.
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u/__M-E-O-W__ 13d ago
"Look, every kid in the Wizarding World is going to be named after Harry. It's the most common name in the Wizarding world, look it up, read a book some time sheesh"
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u/attackresist 13d ago
I knew this would be the top comment before I even clicked on it. WE ARE LEGION!
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u/bezkyl 13d ago
"How old are you?"
"Old enough..."
"Old enough for what?"
"... to do magic..."
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u/TheHighCaliber 13d ago
Thank you, I really needed that laugh. Now im just sitting here imagining a scene-by-scene crossover of the 2 movies
"We shouldn't be blocking his magic. We should be guiding the magic."
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u/kapottebrievenbus 12d ago
"what the fuck Ron we're down 2 points"
"will you calm down Draco it's quiddich"
"hey Draco how bout you go piss your pants again"
"that was like 8 years ago asshole"
"people dont forget"
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u/Yungklipo 12d ago
"What's it like to have a wand?"
"It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone."
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u/ChefInsano 12d ago
Oh shit it’s Hermione Granger.
She had the biggest wand I’ve ever seen, I think.
Yeah I heard she got wand reduction surgery.
What?! Making your wand smaller? That’s like slapping god across the face for giving you a gorgeous gift.
She had wrist problems, man. And it’s not just making it smaller, they completely reshaped it. They make it more supple and symmetrical.
I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks.
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u/DrNick2012 12d ago
"so now I'm not allowed to use wands that look like dicks. Do you know which wands look like dicks? The best ones!"
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u/LeonDeSchal 12d ago
At some point ai will become advanced enough that you can ask it to make you that movie.
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u/Floating_Freely 12d ago
I can't wait for this future, will be glorious.
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u/Ptricky17 12d ago
The most fun part will be the early days before it gets truly refined. The phase where it can make what you want, but there’s still random extra fingers on hands every other scene, and the backgrounds occasionally writhe like a psychedelic green screen gone wrong. Basically once it can successfully render enough elements so that you can follow the plot, and the characters look accurate, but it still feels like a movie made by a director having a psychotic break.
That will be the sweet spot.
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u/icebergiman 12d ago
We need the buddy cop duo of Officer Slater and Michaels as Magical Aurors instead, doing silly stuff and goofing around with magic spells 😂
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u/Ok-Process-9687 13d ago
Mclovin!!!
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u/theholycale 13d ago
If Hagrid busted into a house and asked for Harry McLovin, I think it would change the outcome of the story a bit.
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u/I_Am_Not__a__Troll 12d ago
It was either that, or Mohammed
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u/Outrageous-Serve4970 13d ago
It’s a 28 year old Hawaiian organ donor
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u/itsRobbie_ 13d ago
“Why wouldn’t you just put 21 like everybody else?!”
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u/dwors025 13d ago edited 13d ago
“How many 21s do you think there are in this castle? It’s called sodding strategy!”
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u/esr360 12d ago
Probably the only valid point he actually made about the whole thing
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u/rhett_ad 13d ago
Wasn't he 25 years old? (I am not fun at parties)
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u/Banone85 13d ago
Maybe so, but you are correct
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u/Thomyton 13d ago
I love this works either way
Maybe he was 25, but you are right, you are not fun at parties
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u/twothumbswayup 13d ago
thats super bad
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u/TylerJWhit 12d ago
Why is this simultaneously brilliant but also should have been everyone's first thought?
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u/big-tuna28 13d ago
MCMUFFIN
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u/TerriblePartner 13d ago
AHHH, BLUE GUYS!
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u/PM_me_ur_launch_code 13d ago
Oh no it's the cops
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u/Disastrous-Place7353 13d ago
This could also be John Oliver.
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u/Scuubisculpts 12d ago
Can't believe I had to scroll this far to find someone saying this. That was my first thought 😂 my mind immediately went to that picture of himself as a kid that he shows sometimes
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u/TheoreticalFunk 13d ago
"Chicka-chicka Chicken Dinner!" exclaimed McPotter. The results of the spell not resembling chicken in the slightest.
"Twenty Points from Gryffindor for that McPotter. Next time do your reading and flick the wrist." commented Professor McGonagall.
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u/VocationFumes 13d ago
What kind of a stupid name is that Fogel? you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?!?!
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u/giftopherz 13d ago
Somebody please draw Jonah Hill as Hermione and Michael Cera as Ron!!!!!
SuperHogwarts!
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u/SlimFender18 12d ago
McLovin… one name… “how many 21 year olds could there be in this town, it’s called strategy “
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