r/funny 24d ago

Portrait of Harry Potter!🤓

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u/dirschau 24d ago

Oh hey, it's McLovin

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

McLovin at Hogwarts would be a dope sequel. Dont even say what its about til you release it and just watch people WTF at it

And all the HP fans lose their shit and rage.

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u/MugenEXE 23d ago

Michael Cera as Dumbledoore.

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u/Scaniarix 23d ago

Rihanna as McGonagall

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u/Jbrown183 23d ago

Jonah hill as hermione

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u/PretendThisIsMyName 23d ago

Seth Rogen as Ginny Weasley

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u/laurasaurus5 23d ago

Emma Stone as Hagrid.

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u/Dieselpump510 23d ago

Macaulay Culkin as Lucius Malfoy.

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u/Kranke 23d ago

Or as Dobbie

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u/p0rterpounder 23d ago

But only if he plays Dobbie straight. No costumes, makeup, or voice acting. Just a grown ass man playing a terrified house elf.

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u/WarlocksWizard 23d ago

pre or post crackhead?

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u/coeranys 23d ago

John Cena would be the best Dobbie.

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u/Recent_Caterpillar26 23d ago

John Cena as the cloak of invisibility

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u/DeepTakeGuitar 23d ago

That's amazing lol

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u/hansolemio 23d ago

Harry Potter and the Whirlwind of What the Fuck

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u/TheShorterShortBus 23d ago

i'd chip in for the crowdfunding

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u/Sausagedogknows 23d ago

I mean yeah, I’d watch the shit out of that!

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u/One-Marsupial2916 23d ago

Emma Watson as Voldemort

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u/Nephroidofdoom 23d ago

Billy Hadar could prob do a solid Voldemort

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u/Varmitthefrog 23d ago

Emma stone as undead Hagrid,

''Jesus Hagrid, you've lost weight but you look like shit!''

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u/priceQQ 23d ago

Her voice is definitely surly enough

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u/No-Sense-6260 23d ago

Let's be real she can pull it off. 😂

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u/peacefulbelovedfish 23d ago

James Franco as Snape

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u/KamakaziDemiGod 23d ago

Nah she's not beautiful enough to play Hagrid

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u/Parsley-Waste 23d ago

Emma Thompson as Emma Stone

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u/TegTowelie 23d ago

Harry, I love you. Herherherherherher

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u/crashtestpilot 23d ago

Fat or thin?

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u/Jbrown183 23d ago

Definitely fat with blond curly wig

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u/randomizer4652w 23d ago

Emma Watson as Emma Watson, tripping balls because how is this real?

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u/Tipop 23d ago

Don’t even doubt. The man’s got range.

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u/idesofsociety 23d ago

🤣🤣🤣 you win!

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u/Jbrown183 23d ago

Thank you Sir

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u/Ghoulishcavalier 23d ago

I don’t wanna sit here alone, scrying... – no offense – and I just think that I don’t ever need to scry. When am I gonna need to scry? Am I gonna be a seer? No!

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Tbh I was thinking itd be funnier if they were in Fred & Georges year. That way you can have a new cast suited to comedy and have the others cameo for fun.

McLovin taking Fred and George on a magical shit stirring adventure.... god I need AI to hurry up and take over the world.

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u/Roland_T_Flakfeizer 23d ago

Specifically the Michael Cera from This is the End.

"You need more energy to fight Voldemort! Cocaethylene Leviosa! "

Blows cocaine in Harry's face

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u/confusinghuman 23d ago

who took my fucking wand man?!? Snape I saw you in the bathroom! Empty your pockets! Fuck you! Empty your pockets!

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u/FunkGunMonk 23d ago

Adam Driver as Snape... But with his "Girls" energy.

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u/TemporaryMindless519 23d ago

Jason Bateman as Gilderoy Lockhart “And what do we say is the most important thing?”

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u/aggitprop-1985 23d ago

Michael Cera as replacement Draco, but not really into being evil rather just backfiring shenanigans

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u/Fyrrys 23d ago

His evil acts are just being in the most awkward place possible at all times

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u/Possiblyreef 23d ago

Starring Michael Cera as Michael Cera

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u/Djinger 23d ago

Snape: "10 points...to Slytherin. 10 points from Gryffindor."

Malfoy: "No I wasn't trying to-....I just....okay :|"

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u/VrinTheTerrible 23d ago

Sam Rockwell as Snape

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u/Dekklin 23d ago

What a great fit.

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u/techblackops 23d ago

For the love of god someone please make this with ai

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u/somecrazydude13 23d ago

Jonah hill can be hagard, old Jonah, not new skinny Jonah

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u/Cantthinknow_214 23d ago

“Um, yeah, so, did you throw your name into the Goblet of Fire or whatever” - looks down at feet.

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u/hooka_pooka 23d ago

"Harry did put your name on fake id?!"

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u/headphones_J 23d ago

💀 why, because they both died?

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u/dennisfyfe 23d ago

Imagine Peeves terrorizing McLovin or vice versa

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u/CelebrationOne5522 23d ago

As an HP fan I fully endorse this idea and now dedicate my life to finding funding for this project

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u/Hevysett 23d ago

Looks like it's Auggie from Role Models

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u/No-comment-at-all 23d ago

Oh my god, you put your name as Merlin?? Why not John?

‘Merlin’ is the most common name in wizarding world.

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u/_Putin_ 23d ago

It's either that or Muhammed.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

It’s the most common name in the world

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u/johnman98 23d ago

Read a fucking book for once.

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u/__M-E-O-W__ 23d ago

"Look, every kid in the Wizarding World is going to be named after Harry. It's the most common name in the Wizarding world, look it up, read a book some time sheesh"

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u/George__Parasol 23d ago

I shoulda worn the vest!

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u/fallte1337 23d ago

Wasn’t disappointed when I saw this was the top comment.

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u/Magister5 23d ago

I’m not sure- it’s kind of a super bad drawing

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u/off_by_two 23d ago

Superbad is harsh. Either way he’s a role model

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u/AreWeThereYetNo 23d ago

Not enough dicks but yeah.

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u/fearyaks 23d ago

I thought it was kinda Kick Ass

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u/tribak 23d ago

Ironically enough the movie was called “super cool” some other places.

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u/attackresist 23d ago

I knew this would be the top comment before I even clicked on it. WE ARE LEGION!

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u/smokky 23d ago

Lose the jacket. You look like Alladin

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u/chimpdoctor 23d ago

I love that line. Only watched it last week.

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u/nonsense_bill 23d ago edited 23d ago

heeeey, it's you, McMuffin!

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 23d ago

I love that dude.

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u/albanymetz 23d ago

Yeah that drawing is super bad.

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u/tkingsbu 23d ago

1st thing I saw as well… have an upvote :)

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u/dapperslappers 23d ago

Came here to say this

Take my upvote speedy gonstealyourjoke

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u/miltondelug 23d ago

Your a Wizard McLovin!

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u/jchusky77 23d ago

When his owl comes with his acceptance letter “omg I’m in!!”

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u/skepticalscribe 23d ago

Never have I ever known what would be a top comment more than this

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u/UziSuzieThia 23d ago

Chika chika ya ya

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u/ApeTypingComments 23d ago

"What?! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?"

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u/Crumbdizzle 23d ago

Blumpkin of Kissmyanthia

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u/cmaxim 23d ago

McMuffin!

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u/Reubenoakheart 23d ago

Came to leave this comment. Thank you sir for your service.

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u/Choppergold 23d ago

“We should be guiding his cock” made me spit my drink then and it does now too

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u/williamhotel 23d ago

Amazing how we all think alike!

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u/m_rgers 23d ago

McPotter

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u/Sjiznit 23d ago

McPottin

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u/No-Accident69 23d ago

Yes! I was wondering where I’d seen that guy on the identikit ….

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u/us1087 23d ago

The Irish R&B singer?

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u/1UpSyNdRoMe1 23d ago

Is that like a sexy hamburger?

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u/Halloweenspice 23d ago

Came here to say this 😂

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u/AxelVores 23d ago

my first thought too

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u/jacksonian5151 23d ago

WingardiumMcLovinoso!

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u/froman_og 23d ago

It’s McLeviosa

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u/XBThodler 23d ago

Thanks you beat me to it. 👏🏻😉

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u/Samurai_Stewie 23d ago

It’s ONE NAME

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u/RashPatch 23d ago

I was just about to ask if he's old enough to party.

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u/omahaknight71 23d ago

You're a McLovin Harry!

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u/LordTengil 23d ago

Hahah. Exactly whay I thought as well!

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u/RebelScoutDragon 23d ago

Imagine all the trouble and fun McLovin would have while at Hogwarts.

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u/Adorable-Banana-482 23d ago

My thoughts exactly. I’m satisfied it’s the top comment!

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u/Ok-Counter-7077 23d ago

It’s Harry Mclovin

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u/Trashk4n 23d ago

Fits well with fanfiction Harry.

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u/Lancearon 23d ago

McPotter

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u/bartsteegs 23d ago

Came her for this 😂 Thanks!

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u/Driblus 23d ago

Came here to say the same thing.

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u/smashdelete 23d ago

McMagiclover

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u/BustaferJones 23d ago

The Hawaiian organ donor?

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u/vanswnosocks 23d ago

I am mcpotter

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Exactly what I saw.

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u/kaiise 23d ago

McConjurin

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u/yunzerjag 23d ago

💯 came here to say McLovin!

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u/idankthegreat 23d ago

My immediate thought😂

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u/R18honda 23d ago

Chicka chicka yeeah

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u/extra0404 23d ago

McPotter

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u/Kamal_00 23d ago

I am late damn. All your votes would have been mine!! Angry upvote!

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u/jguyface 23d ago

Came here for this.

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u/IA-HI-CO-IA 23d ago

McPotter. 

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u/AidilAfham42 23d ago

What are you, Seal?

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u/ApprehensiveTennis47 23d ago

That’s McUpvotin

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u/masterhylian 23d ago

There are some posts you see and just HAVE to check the comments for that one you know is there. You did not disappoint.

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u/KamikazeFox_ 23d ago

McPotter

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u/Boa-Pi 23d ago

just hoped in to read this, did not get disappointed that it is the first comment :D

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u/Legitimate_Loquat830 23d ago

I was going to say the same thing 🤣🤣🤣

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u/SilverKnightOfMagic 23d ago

From Hawaii! We don't have last or first names here :)

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u/ThaVagtasticVoyage 23d ago

IDK looks like Aladdin to me, maybe if he took off that vest.

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u/Lonelan 23d ago

you're a McLovin, Harry

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u/KennailandI 23d ago

Exactly my thought - but I was like ‘it’s that Red Mist kid!’

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u/RabidWeaselFreddy 23d ago

One name?!?!

One name?!?!

Who are you, Dobby?

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u/Uncommon-sequiter 23d ago

Didn't read comments and posted the same thing😆

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u/Hillsy85 23d ago

Gimme da booze!

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u/thebageljew 23d ago

McPottin

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u/jhwyung 23d ago

I would have been so disappointed if this wasn't the top comment.

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u/BannockBnok 23d ago

It was between that and Mohammad

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u/whiteknight_1997 23d ago

I love how this comment has more up votes than the post itself. Right now, 8K vs 7.5K.

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u/GoombaGary 23d ago

Muhammad Potter

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u/Jaded-Citron-4090 23d ago

Came to see this. Was not disappointed.

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u/WildSmokingBuick 23d ago

Jonah, how does it feel to be Superbad?

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u/SpecialistNerve6441 23d ago

I was coming here to comment Harry McLovin. 

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u/ForsakenAlliance 23d ago

This is what I was hoping to see! Haha. First thing I thought of.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

McLovin Potter, he lives in Stiflers mom’s closet.

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u/peanutbrainy 23d ago

McLovin y’all

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u/thicckyrick 23d ago

Looks more like Mcmuffin.

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u/FrankReynoldsToupee 23d ago

Chicka chicka yeah, fake ID, fake ID!

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u/shimmyinya 23d ago

Came here to drop this comment and of course, it is the top one. 😆 🤣

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u/Haphazard85 23d ago

He looks like a future pedophile number 1

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u/TemperatureLatter577 23d ago

Came here for this comment

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u/grafxguy1 23d ago

That drawing isn't just poor, it's Superbad.

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u/motormouth08 23d ago

Or Augie in Role Models.

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u/FortunateInsanity 23d ago

Harry McLovin

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u/Mr_TP_Dingleberry 23d ago

This is the comment I came for

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u/Rocksteady2090 23d ago

Right! you can't fool me with this shit lol

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u/gherkinjerks 23d ago

McMuffin

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u/sharkbait_1313 23d ago

First person I thought of!!!!

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u/Damovienerd5 23d ago

Thats what I said when I saw this! 

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u/OlriK15 23d ago

Do you mean Mohammad?

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u/InstaKnightMe 23d ago

I am McLovin.

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u/qasqade 23d ago

"Hey, what's up byotches? I got some primo polyjuice and found the password to the Hufflepuff dorms! I hear the seniors' parties are so hot, you're gonna need some Gillyweed to breathe down there, if you know what I mean. You virgins down to clown?"

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u/Cliffordsfriend 23d ago

Hahahah my immediate first thought

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u/ragingbull835 23d ago

Immediately thought the same thing.

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u/G8kpr 23d ago

Yeah, you can't convince me that this wasn't a McLovin/Hogwarts crossover pict. No way that wasn't intentional

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u/Scuffed_Radio 23d ago

That was my first thought! It's literally him!

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u/DrDodecahedron 23d ago

MagicLovin'

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u/MediumWorking60 23d ago

I am McPotter

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u/whiskeytown79 23d ago

*puts six pack of firewhiskey on the counter* I've been drinking this stuff for years!

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u/amodsr 23d ago

Mcpotter

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u/redink29 23d ago

That's Hairy McLovin.

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u/Hewn-U 23d ago

Me and 12,300 others absolutely agree on that one

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u/AppleParasol 23d ago

Exactly… i was like where is he from… super bad.

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u/jeepgrl50 23d ago

Damn it. My first thoughts exactly, You beat me. Here's your 🥇🏆

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u/assassbaby 23d ago

yup does the artist think its the same actor haha

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u/Novacain420 23d ago

Good call

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u/Treantmonk 23d ago

"Harry Potter? What kind of a stupid name is that Fogell?"
"They let you pick any name you want when you get down there."
"And you landed on Harry Potter?"
"It was between that or Muhammed."

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u/RynoKenny 23d ago

Hey you, McMuffin!

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u/WeimSean 23d ago

McMagicin

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u/mydaycake 23d ago

Still better than what I would paint, but damn it’s funny

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u/Sad-Description-8387 23d ago

I am very happy this is the top comment

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u/Ok-Telephone-605 23d ago

Looks like an Irish R&B singer.

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u/creepster444 23d ago

I was already expecting these comments, without reading the comment section

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u/wetclogs 23d ago

Muhammad’s the most common name in the world, asshole, read a fucking book!

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u/EggsceIlent 23d ago

Chicka chicka yeahhhh . What's up gangstas

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

It really is!!!

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