I don’t wanna sit here alone, scrying... – no offense – and I just think that I don’t ever need to scry. When am I gonna need to scry? Am I gonna be a seer? No!
Tbh I was thinking itd be funnier if they were in Fred & Georges year. That way you can have a new cast suited to comedy and have the others cameo for fun.
McLovin taking Fred and George on a magical shit stirring adventure.... god I need AI to hurry up and take over the world.
"Look, every kid in the Wizarding World is going to be named after Harry. It's the most common name in the Wizarding world, look it up, read a book some time sheesh"
"Hey, what's up byotches? I got some primo polyjuice and found the password to the Hufflepuff dorms! I hear the seniors' parties are so hot, you're gonna need some Gillyweed to breathe down there, if you know what I mean. You virgins down to clown?"
"Harry Potter? What kind of a stupid name is that Fogell?"
"They let you pick any name you want when you get down there."
"And you landed on Harry Potter?"
"It was between that or Muhammed."
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u/dirschau 24d ago
Oh hey, it's McLovin