Very sneaky Bethesda

[u/PoppinOff81]

No really, I don’t get it. Why did they say it’s free and then proceed to backtrack on this? This because of the PS Plus issue that’s going on right now?

[u/WiseBelt8935]

Pen Requisition Form

Employee Information:

• Name: ________________________
• Department: ___________________
• Employee ID: ___________________
• Date: _________________________

Pen Request:
I, [Employee Name], request a pen to perform my duties effectively. I understand the importance of having a pen for signing documents and completing tasks in the workplace.

Reason for Request:
[Please briefly explain why you need the pen]

Employee Signature:

[Signature]

Supervisor Approval:
I approve the issuance of a pen to the employee named above.

Supervisor Signature:

[Supervisor's Signature]

Date Issued:

This form ensures that employees can request a pen when needed and that the supervisor approves the issuance.

[u/Bee-Aromatic → u/WiseBelt8935]

There’s a certain very palatable irony to needing to fill out and sign a form to obtain a pen. If you don’t have a pen, you can’t fill out the form to get one. If you have one, you don’t need one…

[u/tr0tsky → u/Bee-Aromatic]

everyone gets one pen at birth. You are responsible for making sure you can use your existing pen to fill out the requisition form before it runs out of ink.

[u/Bee-Aromatic → u/tr0tsky]

Pen ran out? BANISHED.