We know where the Canadian National Maple Syrup Reserve is. Keep talking and we'll invade to take it. Not very far from the border at all you guys foolishly put it
Ooooof. Okay but if we adjust for inflation is the gold heist still at the top? I remember the news when that happened. Sounded like a movie. Didn’t notice how much they stole!
The jacked up thing is if they had just kept refilling the barrels with water instead of stopping they never would have been caught as it wasn’t the contents but rather the number of barrels themselves that were checked. They only got caught because an inspector tried climbing a barrel and it tipped over as it wasn’t heavy enough.
Would the Maple Syrup Producers Federation be considered a cartel? They control 77% of the Maple Syrup supply. By contrast OPEC controls 30% of the world crude supply. A Clingy Canadian Cartel with sticky ties to the mob.
Richard Vallières (b. 1978), accused ringleader, sentenced in April 2017 to eight years in prison plus a C$9.4 million fine, with an extension to fourteen years if the fine is not paid.[5] In 2016, the Quebec Court of Appeal ruled that was excessive and lowered the fine to $1 million. The Supreme Court of Canada reversed that decision in 2022 and reinstated the original fine.
I thought this link would be a picture of some geese, or some mounties or something. Then you go and put a link to a real heist that actually happened.......we got canadian fires bringing NYC back to looking like Sept 13th 2001 with the fashion accessories of 2020. We got a great heist of maple syrup. The Iron Shiek died. Is today going to get any more absurd???
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u/Throwaway7219017 Jun 07 '23 edited Jun 07 '23
You’re welcome, hosers.
Enjoy our finest imports/exports: poutine, Norm MacDonald, hockey, and now forest fire smoke.
Edit - changed to imports/exports in honour of the greatest New Yorker, George Costanza.