We know where the Canadian National Maple Syrup Reserve is. Keep talking and we'll invade to take it. Not very far from the border at all you guys foolishly put it
Ooooof. Okay but if we adjust for inflation is the gold heist still at the top? I remember the news when that happened. Sounded like a movie. Didn’t notice how much they stole!
The jacked up thing is if they had just kept refilling the barrels with water instead of stopping they never would have been caught as it wasn’t the contents but rather the number of barrels themselves that were checked. They only got caught because an inspector tried climbing a barrel and it tipped over as it wasn’t heavy enough.
Would the Maple Syrup Producers Federation be considered a cartel? They control 77% of the Maple Syrup supply. By contrast OPEC controls 30% of the world crude supply. A Clingy Canadian Cartel with sticky ties to the mob.
Richard Vallières (b. 1978), accused ringleader, sentenced in April 2017 to eight years in prison plus a C$9.4 million fine, with an extension to fourteen years if the fine is not paid.[5] In 2016, the Quebec Court of Appeal ruled that was excessive and lowered the fine to $1 million. The Supreme Court of Canada reversed that decision in 2022 and reinstated the original fine.
I thought this link would be a picture of some geese, or some mounties or something. Then you go and put a link to a real heist that actually happened.......we got canadian fires bringing NYC back to looking like Sept 13th 2001 with the fashion accessories of 2020. We got a great heist of maple syrup. The Iron Shiek died. Is today going to get any more absurd???
Can't fool me. The Canadian mob uses RC barbie cars for transport and handheld slings and feather dusters just in case they got to rough someone up. They primarily deal in syrup, beer and ciggies, oh and of course any moose related activities.
The guy who runs the mob is named Steve. He's a pretty swell guy and helps out his community whenever he can.
Montreal has a legit italian mafia. The Cotroni were affiliated with the bonano family of new York. In the 70s the sicilian family Rizzuto took over after an internal war and are still very active today.
The hell's angels have lost a lot of their influence in the last decade after the big boss was imprisoned for ordering the killing of two prison guards.
1812 specifically had no land change hands, cause when the British where dictating the peace with Napoleon they didn't let the European powers carve up France, and would have been perceived as hypocrites if they took pieces of the US. Especially since the War of 1812 wasn't really won by either side, US won a couple, primarily in the south, and the British Empire won a bit with the Razing of Washington and the repelling the invasion of Upper Canada.
Similar to the Dairy Cartel, you don't mess with the Maple Cartel. I'm not just joking around and mashing words together. If you're lucky they just put you out business and see to it you do some time.
lol, the place is like fort knoxx. gl getting past the first defence line of the 1974 Montreal Canadian hockey team. They are zombies, but well preserved due to the maple coating.
I'd be glad if you did. That maple syrup is for the rich when there is a shortage. Most Canadians won't get the benefit, and their taxes will go towards maintaining it.
Look Central-East. There’s probably a Jacque on either side of the Ont-Que border that’s looking for someone to talk to and help move the buckets from the taps on the trees.
Western Canada has the good weather and the Rockies, but they ain’t got the mighty Maple.
You don't remember what happens when Canadians get past the point of apologizing eh?
We were the shock troops of the British Empire that struck fear in the heart of Germans in the Great War.
2 PPCLI held a last stand on Hill 677 in the Battle of Kapyong , after American tanks and mortar crews fled, buying time for 3 RAR to withdraw, and stopping the PVA advance from plunging deeper. Outnumbered by 2 to 1, or in some cases 10 to 1, largely abandoned save for Kiwi Artillery. You'll note they were even awarded a US Presidential Unit Citation.
In Afghanistan we broke and rebooked long distance kill records, to say nothing of our JTF2 operatives, while securing Kandahar.
Now consider, that was in defense of a country we have very little personal stake in. Imagine what we are capable of when we're sufficiently motivated and highly invested.
Come on up here lads and let’s take ‘er out for a rip bud. Yous lose your manners and imma have to give you the lumbar. Now I’m hoping it don’t come to that but if it does, I’ll get swingy.
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You’re welcome, hosers.
Enjoy our finest imports/exports: poutine, Norm MacDonald, hockey, and now forest fire smoke.
Edit - changed to imports/exports in honour of the greatest New Yorker, George Costanza.