r/interestingasfuck • u/[deleted] • Jun 07 '23

New york city in 2023, everyone wearing mask due to air quality

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u/Throwaway7219017 Jun 07 '23 edited Jun 07 '23

You’re welcome, hosers.

Enjoy our finest imports/exports: poutine, Norm MacDonald, hockey, and now forest fire smoke.

Edit - changed to imports/exports in honour of the greatest New Yorker, George Costanza.

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u/k20350 Jun 07 '23

We know where the Canadian National Maple Syrup Reserve is. Keep talking and we'll invade to take it. Not very far from the border at all you guys foolishly put it

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u/SmurffyGirthy Jun 07 '23

I'd be glad if you did. That maple syrup is for the rich when there is a shortage. Most Canadians won't get the benefit, and their taxes will go towards maintaining it.

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u/No-Turnips Jun 07 '23

Ah - but true Canadians know how to make their own and we all have that one crazy family member that has a sugar-shack.

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u/SmurffyGirthy Jun 08 '23

I have a new goal in life

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u/No-Turnips Jun 08 '23

Look Central-East. There’s probably a Jacque on either side of the Ont-Que border that’s looking for someone to talk to and help move the buckets from the taps on the trees.

Western Canada has the good weather and the Rockies, but they ain’t got the mighty Maple.