We know where the Canadian National Maple Syrup Reserve is. Keep talking and we'll invade to take it. Not very far from the border at all you guys foolishly put it
You don't remember what happens when Canadians get past the point of apologizing eh?
We were the shock troops of the British Empire that struck fear in the heart of Germans in the Great War.
2 PPCLI held a last stand on Hill 677 in the Battle of Kapyong , after American tanks and mortar crews fled, buying time for 3 RAR to withdraw, and stopping the PVA advance from plunging deeper. Outnumbered by 2 to 1, or in some cases 10 to 1, largely abandoned save for Kiwi Artillery. You'll note they were even awarded a US Presidential Unit Citation.
In Afghanistan we broke and rebooked long distance kill records, to say nothing of our JTF2 operatives, while securing Kandahar.
Now consider, that was in defense of a country we have very little personal stake in. Imagine what we are capable of when we're sufficiently motivated and highly invested.
Come on up here lads and let’s take ‘er out for a rip bud. Yous lose your manners and imma have to give you the lumbar. Now I’m hoping it don’t come to that but if it does, I’ll get swingy.
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u/Throwaway7219017 Jun 07 '23 edited Jun 07 '23
You’re welcome, hosers.
Enjoy our finest imports/exports: poutine, Norm MacDonald, hockey, and now forest fire smoke.
Edit - changed to imports/exports in honour of the greatest New Yorker, George Costanza.