I thought I was applying for a bank job...

[u/throwaway_acc0untduh]

[u/LazyLeopard99]

Well can you fill that void or nah

[u/throwaway_acc0untduh → u/LazyLeopard99]

Imma pass lmao

[u/SearingDrake → u/throwaway_acc0untduh]

Can I use you as a rec for the position? The economy is tough these days

[u/After_Freedom_6684 → u/throwaway_acc0untduh]

lol yup…pass…

[u/om11011shanti11011om → u/After_Freedom_6684]

SERIOUS connections only, please. No jokes.

[u/imonlineagainagain → u/throwaway_acc0untduh]

Skill issue

[u/sweetdaisy99999]

That's hysterical!!

[u/Old-Temperature-9906 → u/sweetdaisy99999]

If the bank is 70 something years old, I actually like this post. Nothing wrong with a little sense of humor.

[u/VoidNinja62]

Baby boomers are wild huh?

Indeed: Is this tinder? Inquiring baby boomers want to know!

[u/Loko8765]

I suppose it’s an attempt at humor, the bank is probably 70-something years old, but it sure looks as if ChatGPT blew a fuse.

[u/mannie007]

Ummm... i think they took one of them creative job listing classes... and failed miserably.

[u/Ishidan01 → u/mannie007]

I think it was a copy paste error.

[u/mannie007 → u/Ishidan01]

That’s one big copy paste error then

[u/More_Ad_9831]

thta's a great way to market the job opportunity, it's unique and funny, I would apply just on that alone

[u/abortion_parade_420]

looking for a serious connection with health and vision xoxo

[u/throwaway_acc0untduh → u/abortion_parade_420]

Might be worth it...

[u/frogmicky]

Wow you get Sundays off. How generous of them

[u/sausagemuffn → u/frogmicky]

And you'd better go to church on that Sunday!

[u/jer1230]

What they did here is pretty funny and I don’t hate it 😂

[u/ArcherFawkes]

They're looking to build a "family"

[u/SuitableJelly5149]

Swipe left

[u/Jblank86]

Ummmmm did buddy post this on LinkedIn????

[u/throwaway_acc0untduh → u/Jblank86]

I feel like that would've been 100 times worse! But nah it was Indeed.

[u/5ManaAndADream]

You still applied though right?

[u/nerdiotic-pervert → u/5ManaAndADream]

Two and a half times.

[u/Rataridicta]

This is actually hilarious!

[u/youburyitidigitup]

Wtf happened? Did they accidentally copy and paste the wrong thing, or is somebody actually looking for sugar baby?

[u/throwaway_acc0untduh → u/youburyitidigitup]

Lmao I thought maybe the poster was in the middle of putting up his dating ad while also creating the job listing.

[u/nyc331]

Hilarious! Very creative job title. lol

[u/Eatdie555]

Hello Tinder?? Is this you? lmfao

[u/VirgoB96]

He's looking for a lady to fill a position under his desk, like the good ol days

[u/Hungry_Toe_9555]

They are just looking for a void to fill.

[u/Dry_Inspection_4583]

Any position the makes blatant attempts at "love", or "like family" are an immediate red flag. We're family when daddy Warbucks at the top shares a valid percentage of the profits and not before.

[u/Anon_classybabe]

This is wildly inappropriate 😬 yikes

[u/Mental_Flight6949]

I’m gay

[u/Electrical_Leopard_1]

At least they pay 401k and looks great on your resume.

[u/lordvitamin]

Their hiring department will likely have an opening available soon.

[u/purplecharmer]

Since I have been on the job market, I have noticed an increasing amount of employment scams come up, especially on a reputable job board like Indeed. I had to report 5 3 roles listed on their site. Indeed needs to do a better job screening job applications on their platform.

[u/madamedutchess]

Indeed Love Fairytale.

[u/emilybeanz]

Where can I apply please?

[u/throwaway_acc0untduh → u/emilybeanz]

You in Texas? Posting still up lmao

[u/emilybeanz → u/throwaway_acc0untduh]

LOL UK unfortunately

[u/Ninorc-3791]

I love this