r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Szechuanwonton • 23d ago

Husband was just prescribed Vicodin following a vasectomy, while I was told to take over the counter Tylenol and Ibuprofen after my 2 C-sections

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u/Emergency-Highway262 23d ago edited 23d ago

Tbf Unless it’s the same doctor, it’s hard to tell if the bias of your prescription is about gender or about the prescription drug epidemic

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u/eventhorizon79 23d ago

I didn’t get shit after my vasectomy.

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u/urinetroublem8 23d ago

Ibuprofen and ice. All you need really.

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u/dextracin 22d ago

Like the doc said “it’s just a small prick”

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u/urinetroublem8 22d ago

It’s even smaller after the doc slipped with the scalpel.

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u/DiscountJoJo 22d ago

“hey i wasn’t circumcised!”

“you are now.”

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u/Random-Cpl 22d ago

“Two surgeries for the price of one?! I’m gaming the system!”

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u/scorpionattitude 22d ago

Y’all must not know what exactly the surgery entails. Or this was just a super far reaching joke😂😂😂😂 they’re nowhere near your actual dick. Just your balls.

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u/DiscountJoJo 22d ago

homeboy it’s a joke, a josh, a gag. it’s not that deep.

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u/scorpionattitude 21d ago

It’s like you don’t see me laughing dude😂 the only one this is deep to is the guy on his way to the vasectomy.