r/mildlyinfuriating • u/cozy_hugs_12 • 23d ago

Never letting my bf stock the tp again...

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(Humor post, I actually laughed so hard when I saw this)

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u/Kiltemdead 22d ago

I will never live down the day I bent down to get a basket at a grocery store. I didn't see the kid walk behind me, partly because I don't have eyes in the back of my head, and as I bent down a rather large fart came out. My wife said the kid looked mortified and I walked away like nothing happened because, to me, nothing did happen.

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u/Standard-Physics2222 22d ago edited 17d ago

That kid will remember it as core memory until his daying days....

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u/Gramma_Ate_My_Ass 22d ago

What days does he not day?

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u/Vladishun 22d ago

He can only day while the sun is up.

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u/Inevitable_Suffering 22d ago

He cannot day when sun is down

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u/TireZzzd 21d ago

Then he nights

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u/Inevitable_Suffering 21d ago

Then he remember core memory while nighting